Karen Allen...she still has it! [Archive]

oki9Sedo

07-27-2007, 09:31 AM

Can you cut the locker room expressions? Yes, of course Karen is f*cking awesome. We already knew that. Whether you desire to have sexual intercourse with her is not really relevant to anyone else here.

Calm down, Matinee Idyll. I don't actually want to f*ck her, I was just saying she still has it after all these years. It was just a joke.

Something tells me you're female, btw. ;)

Matinee Idyll

07-27-2007, 09:40 AM

oki9Sedo

07-27-2007, 09:42 AM

Well, my ***** says otherwise.

Don't mean to get angry man, I'm just as sick of that expression as I am "jump the shark".

And I just find it alittle disrespectful to reduce Karen to simply 'the woman Indy fanboys wank over'.

Don't get me wrong, she's a fantastic actress. And to be honest Matinee Idyll, while she would consider the expression vulgar, I'm sure that secretly pretty pleased to know that so many fans think she's still hot.

Matinee Idyll

07-27-2007, 09:53 AM

Oh, of course. She's retained her stunning good looks - truly mesmerising.

But why that expression? It's so crude, and Karen certainly deserves better than that sortof inane, frat house label. It completely diminishes her skills as an actor, and cheapens her physical beauty. Surely there are better ways to say Karen is one of the more incredibly gorgeous women you've ever seen. Infact, I think I just found a better way. Not that hard.

Sorry for jumping down your throat there - Peace, A Theme.

Papa Jones

07-27-2007, 09:55 AM

What about: "Karen Allen looks great"...

Blue Jay

07-27-2007, 10:30 AM

I think she looks great. She has hardly changed since rotla.
It will be fun to come back to their history :up:

The movie is gonna be big!!!!

oki9Sedo

07-27-2007, 10:40 AM

What about: "Karen Allen looks great"...

Good Christ, talk about making a big deal over nothing. You guys are just looking to give out to someone.

Papa Jones

07-27-2007, 10:44 AM

Good Christ, talk about making a big deal over nothing. You guys are just looking to give out to someone.

Cool down, dude, I was just writing down the way I would say it. ;)

oki9Sedo

07-27-2007, 10:59 AM

Cool down, dude, I was just writing down the way I would say it. ;)

Fair enough. I just said it as a joke, I'm surprised anyone found it insulting.

Damn 1970s feminists! http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/pix/dworkin_andrea_cp_7446684.jpg

San Holo

07-27-2007, 11:14 AM

Fair enough. I just said it as a joke, I'm surprised anyone found it insulting.

Damn 1970s feminists! http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/pix/dworkin_andrea_cp_7446684.jpg
If it's any consolation, dude... I would, for the record, still bang the s#!t outta Karen Allen:whip: ;)

Johan

07-27-2007, 11:44 AM

This place is loosing its class.

ClintonHammond

07-27-2007, 12:13 PM

"disrespectful to reduce Karen to simply 'the woman Indy fanboys wank over'"
And what's wrong with a good wank? As long as you KNOW that's all it is?!?!?!

I mean com'on... These are candyfloss little adventure movies.... and she's the hottest thing in them by a country mile.

She's the reason that I will now SEE Indy 4 for sure. and when I come home and get intimate with my wife, I might even think of Marion for a while....

I might even have my wife wear her Marion costume.

Come down off your high horses and take the sticks outa yer backsides.... This is just a fan-site.... And there ain't nothing wrong with a good MiLF....

It's up to each fanboy to chose for him self exactly which M he'd L to F....

If yer choice is NONE, fine, but don't try to play all high and moral because someone disagrees with you...

Bullwhip

07-27-2007, 12:47 PM

and when I come home and get intimate with my wife, I might even think of Marion for a while....

I might even have my wife wear her Marion costume.

I wish I hadn't read that.

San Holo

07-27-2007, 12:48 PM

This place is loosing its class.
Loosing? Looks like the only thing this place is losing is grammar checking abilities;) .

Bullwhip

07-27-2007, 12:52 PM

Grammar Nazis. I hate these guys.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

ClintonHammond

07-27-2007, 01:09 PM

You know where the Ignore User button is....

oki9Sedo

07-27-2007, 02:01 PM

This place is loosing its class.

The point of sites like these is people with a common interest discussing that interest. Some posts will be deep and meaningful for those who want to have a deep and meaningful discussion, others will be ones like this for those who just want a bit of fun.

Thats all this is, it was just a joke people are having a hissy fit over. If you want a discussion on narciccism of minor differences as it relates to Indy and Belloq or some sh*t go to another thread.

Dr.Sartorius

07-27-2007, 02:15 PM

Calm down, Matinee Idyll. I don't actually want to f*ck her, I was just saying she still has it after all these years. It was just a joke.

I do. And I'm not joking.

ClintonHammond

07-27-2007, 02:16 PM

Don't hold your breath....

oki9Sedo

07-27-2007, 02:40 PM

Don't hold your breath....

You wouldn't say that to her in the jacuzzi, would you? ;)

ClintonHammond

07-27-2007, 02:49 PM

I think it might serve to remind some posters (Myself included) that this forum is rated "PG-13"....

,-)

oki9Sedo

07-27-2007, 02:53 PM

I think it might serve to remind some posters (Myself included) that this forum is rated "PG-13"....

,-)

I'm Irish so I'm not overly familiar with the MPAA system, but I'm sure you'd get away with a little innuendo in a PG-13.

ClintonHammond

07-27-2007, 02:58 PM

I'm sure being "Irish" didn't prevent you from reading the general forum rules....

"On regards what's appropriate:
Please keep it at the PG-13 level."

If you are unclear what the rules entail, it's your responsibility to find out, isn't it.

deckard24

07-27-2007, 04:13 PM

Karen Allen is one smoking hot 56 year old woman! She should always have the dark hair, it's by far a better look for her than the dyed blond highlights. The funny thing is just before this news broke I caught some of Starman on cable the other night, and I was appreciating how exceptionally hot she was in that film!

ClintonHammond

07-27-2007, 05:36 PM

"I caught some of Starman on cable the other night"
Now, there's a movie I ain't seen in a hundred years!!

Johan

07-27-2007, 11:20 PM

I'm going to bed now with my beautiful wife while you guy's chase your cougar. Sure she's not hard on the eyes, but she's also remotely not the hottest thing to hit the big screen. Now go take a cold shower and quit being what appears to be a bunch of sexually charged 15 year olds with thinned out pathetic mustaches.
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/58/78/23317858.jpg

HovitosKing

07-27-2007, 11:28 PM

I agree with Johan lol

Dr.Sartorius

07-28-2007, 12:42 AM

Who's idea was it to change the thread title? Pretty lame. :rolleyes:

Aaron H

07-28-2007, 12:49 AM

Who's idea was it to change the thread title? Pretty lame. :rolleyes:
Me...I find it pretty lame that this thread had the original title that it did. I'll leave this thread open, for now. However, there are other message boards to discuss childhood fantasies.

Matinee Idyll

07-28-2007, 07:02 AM

I have to question the point of an entire thread started to "Marion is plenty hot" when there are 3 or 4 Marion related threads already in the IJ4 forums discussing the very same thing.

kongisking

07-28-2007, 02:51 PM

If it's any consolation, dude... I would, for the record, still bang the s#!t outta Karen Allen:whip: ;)

So would I. Cut down a few years first, though. But God, I would jump at any chance to bed that woman (or Rachael Weisz, or Naomi Watts, or Alison Doody, or...you get the idea)! Jeez, why did you guys bring that idea up, 'cause now I have an uncontrollable urge to f**k the fruitcake out of a super-hot woman!

resist temptation...resist temptation...

(by the way, that fruitcake reference above is probably the most embarrassing and retarded thing I have ever come up with. I can't help it, I grew up on Jim Carrey and Austin Powers as a tot. Gimme a break!) :o :o :o

Adamwankenobi

07-28-2007, 03:13 PM

and when I come home and get intimate with my wife, I might even think of Marion for a while....

If you're serious about that, I truly feel sorry for your marriage.

Dr.Sartorius

07-28-2007, 06:05 PM

But God, I would jump at any chance to bed that woman (or Rachael Weisz, or Naomi Watts, or Alison Doody, or...you get the idea)

Or all at once.

I can't help it, I grew up on Jim Carrey and Austin Powers as a tot. Gimme a break!)

Wouldn't that make you about 10?

ClintonHammond

07-28-2007, 06:10 PM

And the winner of this weeks "Snipe A Comment Out Of Context And STILL Completely Miss The Point" is........

*drum roll*

Adamwankenobi!!!

Way to go.

Vendetta08

07-28-2007, 06:57 PM

I never thought Karen Allen was hot, but she does look good for her age.

Btw, what was the original title of this thread?

ElsaFan

07-28-2007, 09:04 PM

I'm an Alison Doody fan, so I'm a bit biased, but I gotta admit that Karen looks awesome for her age, much better than I expected. Heck, it seems as if she hasn't aged a single day since Raiders, which was a whopping 26 years ago... incredible. She did look weird at that Indiana Jones AFI reunion four years ago, and much older, funny how much you can look different from one pic to another. Might have to do with makeup.

Is it just me or are the Indy ladies looking younger with age? I can't account for Kate Capshaw, but judging from this recent picture of Karen Allen on the set of Indy 4 and the picture of Alison Doody taken this last May at a private party in Dublin (which I posted in another thread), man do they look good. But Alison is only 41, and Karen is 56, so I raise my hat to the latter for looking so lovely.

ClintonHammond

07-28-2007, 09:06 PM

"are the Indy ladies looking younger with age?"
The last time I saw a recent pic of A.D. she looked like 5 miles of bad plastic surgery....

Eric Solo

07-28-2007, 09:08 PM

Karen Allen's official website complete with instructions on how to get an autographed photo:

http://www.karenallen-fiberarts.com/

I'm guessing the wait time just went up. A lot.

ElsaFan

07-28-2007, 09:09 PM

LOL I guess we haven't been looking at the same pics! I admit that she's not at her best on the Indiana Jones DVD interviews, she looks a bit weird, but the pics I've seen of her lately are very flattering, and MUCH different from the DVD interviews. Just like Karen Allen. I'd like to have it explained to me how that can be.

ElsaFan

07-28-2007, 09:14 PM

For the record, here's Alison Doody in 2007 (the picture on the main page):

http://www.alisondoody.gobot.com

Eric Solo

07-28-2007, 09:17 PM

She looks like the replacemnent blonde from Three's Company. Oh, what was her name?

ElsaFan

07-28-2007, 09:32 PM

Suzanne Somers? Phew, you must be kidding me. Talk about an old Barbie doll with too much makeup... Now, Alison Doody is classy and stylish... That's very insulting to her!! :p

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001755/

ClintonHammond

07-28-2007, 09:43 PM

http://www.alisondoody.gobot.com/

I'd be willing to bet that pic has been extensively photoshoped...

"Suzanne Somers"
.. was the original blond on 3's Company... Eric was talking about the replacement... "Priscilla Barnes"
http://imdb.com/name/nm0055733/

,-)

ElsaFan

07-28-2007, 09:47 PM

This picture was taken by Claire Newman-Williams, hardly the kind of artist to photoshop her subjects...

But I'm tired of coming here to defend Alison Doody, her talents and her looks. lol. Let's all agree that she is a talentless, ugly old hag. Everybody will be happy and I won't have to say anything anymore to defend her.

ClintonHammond

07-28-2007, 09:48 PM

"hardly the kind of artist to photoshop her subjects..."
Everybody gets photoshoped in this day-and-age.....

ElsaFan

07-28-2007, 09:48 PM

Priscilla Barnes? She looks even worse than S. Somers, if possible. Yuk.

Eric Solo

07-28-2007, 10:10 PM

Yeah, I was talking about Priscilla Barnes.

Me? Insult Allison Doody? NEVER!

Niteshade007

07-28-2007, 10:20 PM

Alison Doody is very attractive. In fact, I think she looks just as good now as she did then, so that I agree with Elsafan. I found her acting not that great. But, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for being a bad actress.

ClintonHammond

07-28-2007, 10:44 PM

"I found her acting not that great."
She was MILES better than Kate Capshaw, that's for sure!

Matinee Idyll

07-28-2007, 10:52 PM

Nah, Kate had the character down to a tee.

Niteshade007

07-28-2007, 10:54 PM

I didn't think Capshaw was horrible, but I can see what you're saying. Part of that may be that Elsa's character was better written, yet she failed to impress me with her acting. Capshaw I am perhaps more lenient on because the character was so poorly written that there wasn't much to work with.

Matinee Idyll

07-28-2007, 11:27 PM

Attila the Professor

07-29-2007, 05:14 AM

Priscilla Barnes? She looks even worse than S. Somers, if possible. Yuk.

Well, even if Miss Doody's level of class is in question, at least we can be sure of yours.

oki9Sedo

07-29-2007, 05:47 AM

oki9Sedo

07-29-2007, 05:50 AM

I never thought Karen Allen was hot, but she does look good for her age.

Btw, what was the original title of this thread?

"Karen Allen=MILF"

It was just a joke that some people took too seriously.

Aaron H

07-29-2007, 12:44 PM

It was just a joke that some people took too seriously.
Not taken too seriously, it was just a title that wasn't within the guidelines of our fair forum. Notice the thread is still here, with a new title that doesn't offend the eyes.

Niteshade007

07-29-2007, 02:01 PM

Nah, Kates was a wonderfully written genre character. Perfect character cycle that she gets tougher and tougher through the film (punching guys, etc), then right at the end reverts back to her old self.

Not at all, she was supposed to be a semi-parody of those 1930s damsels in distress. She did that perfectly.

I understand both of your points. And please don't think that I dislike Capshaw's character (I mean, look at my avatar). I'm just saying that in terms of her dialogue and character development, it was pretty weak. She screams through most of the film (a point which Capshaw herself admits was annoying) and when she does finally achieve "toughness" and punches the guy, it seems almost unimportant. It goes by rather quickly, and then she doesn't do much else after that. Well, she kicks the Mola Ram's hands. I found her character funny, seductive, and relatable, but not very well written, especially when you compare her to Marion and Elsa. Marion was a tough girl who had a past relationship with Indy, and Elsa was someone who was torn between love and possessions. Willie had none of these traits. She was merely along for the ride, trapped in an adventure she wanted no part of.

oki9Sedo

07-29-2007, 02:33 PM

I understand both of your points. And please don't think that I dislike Capshaw's character (I mean, look at my avatar). I'm just saying that in terms of her dialogue and character development, it was pretty weak. She screams through most of the film (a point which Capshaw herself admits was annoying) and when she does finally achieve "toughness" and punches the guy, it seems almost unimportant. It goes by rather quickly, and then she doesn't do much else after that. Well, she kicks the Mola Ram's hands. I found her character funny, seductive, and relatable, but not very well written, especially when you compare her to Marion and Elsa. Marion was a tough girl who had a past relationship with Indy, and Elsa was someone who was torn between love and possessions. Willie had none of these traits. She was merely along for the ride, trapped in an adventure she wanted no part of.

Saying she's an underdeveloped character is missing the point though, Niteshade007.

Niteshade007

07-29-2007, 02:40 PM

I don't see how. I am saying that I don't think Kate did a bad job, considering how poorly developed her character was.

oki9Sedo

07-29-2007, 02:51 PM

I don't see how. I am saying that I don't think Kate did a bad job, considering how poorly developed her character was.

I didn't think she was under-developed.

Niteshade007

07-29-2007, 02:58 PM

No Ticket

07-29-2007, 03:23 PM

This thread has been pretty hilarious to read. Yeah Karen Allen still looks pretty good but she is like ten years younger than Ford I believe.

Falcon

07-29-2007, 03:28 PM

This thread has been pretty hilarious to read. Yeah Karen Allen still looks pretty good but she is like ten years younger than Ford I believe.

Still, for a 55 year old woman, she is still strikingly beautiful.

oki9Sedo

07-29-2007, 06:17 PM

Right...

But you said I was missing the point, and clearly, I still am. I gave examples of how I thought her character was poorly written. You have said you felt differently. I'm not exactly sure how else to respond to that.

How can you underdevelop a glitzy, glamorous blonde bimbo in an old-fashioned action adventure? This isn't Dostoevsky.

kongisking

07-30-2007, 12:14 PM

Or all at once.

Hell Yeah! :up:

Wouldn't that make you about 10?

Make that 15 years old, born in '92. Yeah, I can act pretty immature every now and then. But, when you are diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, you act kinda loopy all the time. :o

Dr.Sartorius

07-30-2007, 12:49 PM

Hell Yeah! :up:

Make that 15 years old, born in '92. Yeah, I can act pretty immature every now and then. But, when you are diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, you act kinda loopy all the time. :o

Heh. I grew up with Tiny Toon Adventures and Batman: The Animated Series.

San Holo

07-30-2007, 02:49 PM

Heh. I grew up with Tiny Toon Adventures and Batman: The Animated Series.
How about that Batman/Superman hour 'o power. The good old days:up:

Vendetta08

07-30-2007, 07:50 PM

Funny how of the 3, Speilberg married the worst lookin' Indy woman.

Heh. I grew up with Tiny Toon Adventures and Batman: The Animated Series.

Same! I still watch Batman: TAS, got all the Dvds!

NileQT87

07-30-2007, 09:21 PM

But, when you are diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, you act kinda loopy all the time. :o

i also have asperger's syndrome. join the club! made my teen years a nightmare, but there are a few good things about it--memorization and a long-attention span being among them, just not socially.

except i'm 20, but i act older than my age (i'm an anti-social only-child with much older parents--my dad is 65 and my mom is 57).

but yeah, karen allen is still gorgeous. honestly, in the last picture we've seen of her, she could pass for 35.

Dr.Sartorius

07-31-2007, 01:49 PM

How about that Batman/Superman hour 'o power. The good old days:up:

Yep, I watched The New Batman/Superman Adventures. I never got into Batman Beyond though.

Niteshade007

07-31-2007, 01:52 PM

I don't remember Batman/Superman power hour, but I was never a big fan of Superman. I did love the Batman Animated series though. That was a great show!

oki9Sedo

07-31-2007, 02:14 PM

I don't remember Batman/Superman power hour, but I was never a big fan of Superman. I did love the Batman Animated series though. That was a great show!

Agreed. Its a critically acclaimed show as well.

San Holo

07-31-2007, 02:42 PM

Yep, I watched The New Batman/Superman Adventures. I never got into Batman Beyond though.
Batman Beyond was a pretty good show, for what it was. Bruce Wayne was a really cool character as an old timer-and I dug how he coped with not being Batman anymore...Some of the best episodes were when old Bruce gave in, and put the smackdown on somebody:whip:

Vendetta08

07-31-2007, 09:45 PM

I never liked the Superman shows much. Batman TAS was great. Batman Beyond, I didn't like. I won't accept anyone but Wayne as Batman. But Return of the Joker was good. Mark Hamill made that movie.

Hamill...was in Star Wars. Star Wars was directed by Lucas who producted Indy...hehe Batman links up with Indiana Jones.

kongisking

08-01-2007, 01:57 PM

i also have asperger's syndrome. join the club! made my teen years a nightmare, but there are a few good things about it--memorization and a long-attention span being among them, just not socially.

except i'm 20, but i act older than my age (i'm an anti-social only-child with much older parents--my dad is 65 and my mom is 57).

but yeah, karen allen is still gorgeous. honestly, in the last picture we've seen of her, she could pass for 35.

Whew! Someone who I can relate! And I'm still a teen, so I know what you mean by 'nightmare.' My personal problem is being too focused on one obsession (i.e. movies and books). My family always *****es whenever I talk about Indy 4 or JP4 or Star Wars.

Anti-social? Amen to that.

Karen Allen still looks great. Nailed that one, Nile.

ElsaFan

08-09-2007, 04:43 PM

A good soul has uploaded a new clip (fairly recent) of Irish lass Alison Doody reciting some Oscar Wilde lines for an anniversary party DVD. The clip is very short, but it's so nice to see her after all these years. I hope you guys will click and watch, and drop your comments!

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=5gq_5HdZ9ZY

kongisking

08-24-2007, 02:15 PM

You want an old woman who is still hotter than hell?

Jamie Lee Curtis. :p Seriously! If you go to a naked celebrity porn site, she still looks incredible. (not that I HAVE been to porn sites!:o )

I'd whack her for $50 bucks.

http://images.askmen.com/imagessexsymbol/2001_jul/jamie_lee_curtis/jamie_lee_curtis_150c.jpg

ElsaFan

08-24-2007, 03:21 PM

Are you high?

sarah navarro

08-24-2007, 07:52 PM

Attila the Professor

08-24-2007, 08:09 PM

I share your sentiments, I suppose, but it's not any different from what's been in the rest of this thread...if a bit farther off-topic.

sarah navarro

08-24-2007, 09:01 PM

I share your sentiments, I suppose, but it's not any different from what's been in the rest of this thread...if a bit farther off-topic.
yah i only read the last page of this thread i suppose ill go look at the rest.
...im scared

kongisking

08-27-2007, 11:06 AM

Are you high?

No, but i'm feeling kinda low right now. Everyone has their own tastes, i guess. As as for being disgusting? I know a ton of people who would consider having a crush on Karen Allen to be disgusting! Honestly, I was just complimenting JLC for how great she has kept her body recently.

Although I do extremely apologise for the porn joke. I got a teensy bit too retarded there...I admit it. My sense of humor can be very warped. But that's what being a Jim Carrey fan does to ya.

Bottom line: I apologise. I will try to keep my sick mouth shut and behave, alright? :o

sarah navarro

08-27-2007, 07:36 PM

No, but i'm feeling kinda low right now. Everyone has their own tastes, i guess. As as for being disgusting? I know a ton of people who would consider having a crush on Karen Allen to be disgusting! Honestly, I was just complimenting JLC for how great she has kept her body recently.

Although I do extremely apologise for the porn joke. I got a teensy bit too retarded there...I admit it. My sense of humor can be very warped. But that's what being a Jim Carrey fan does to ya.

Bottom line: I apologise. I will try to keep my sick mouth shut and behave, alright? :o
Its ok it was a little shocking though:)
It seemed like all the guy raveners just go stupid on this thread.:p

No Ticket

08-27-2007, 08:11 PM

Its ok it was a little shocking though:)
It seemed like all the guy raveners just go stupid on this thread.:p

I certainly didn't. :p
I've never had a fantasy about any of the Indy girls. lol.

sarah navarro

08-27-2007, 08:24 PM

I certainly didn't. :p
I've never had a fantasy about any of the Indy girls. lol.
Oh ,except you NO TICKET,sorry for jumping to conclusions:p

otto rahn

10-17-2007, 02:31 AM

I don't know that I ever had a "crush" on Marion/Karen Allen but I always had this thought of "Wow, a girl who goes adventuring, drinks tough sherpas under the table and punches out old boyfriends. I would So enjoy knowing a girl like that !". This doesn't mean to say that I ( the person doing the typing here) would actually ever MEET or find myself having a conversation with someone like Marion Ravenwood, but if I were a "pulp" adventurer like Indiana Jones SHE is the sort of girl i'd go for, rather than Willie or Elsa !