The Pants Game: Indy-Style

[nezobiwan]

Ok, don't know if you guys play this or have ever played this here but apparently it's big in the LOTR fan boards and also on the POTC boards once upon a time.

Here's the deal-- you take a quote from the Indiana Jones movies and you replace one word for the word "pants." Step 2: let the hilarity ensue.

Indiana: Give me the pants.
Satipo: Throw me the idol. No time to argue. Throw me idol, I'll throw you the pants.

OR MAYBE...

Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
Indiana: It's not the years, honey, it's the pants.

[Niteshade007]

Ok.

"Pants...why did it have to be pants?

[nezobiwan]

Grail Knight: But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you pants, the false Grail will take them from you.

(Btw, notice how I changed "take it from you" to "take them from you." Grammar counts, people.)

[Attila the Professor]

This is a blast from the past...we had one of these going years ago.

"What did you find, Dad?"
"Me? Pants."

[Michael24]

Indy: "There were pants."
Henry: "Pants?"
Indy: "Big ones."

:D

[Indy_Chic]

Ok, I'll have a try,

Indy: Sallah! I said no pants! Thats five pants, can't you count?

Marcus: For nearly three thousand years man has been searching for the lost pants. It's not something to be taken lightly. No one knows its secrets. It's like nothing you've ever gone after before.

Henry Sr: You call this pants?

Bad Guy: You have the pants in your pocket.
Henry Sr: You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid? that he would bring my pants all the way back here?

Vogul: Tell me about this miserable little pants of yours. The pants is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?

Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pants are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.


Any good? :)

[Johan]

Archaeology is the search for fact... not pants. If it's pants you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.




Indiana: Sallah, I said NO Pants! That's FIVE pants; can't you count?

[Niteshade007]

Marion: You bastards! I'll pants you for this!

[nezobiwan]

Willie: Give me your pants.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in them!

Archaeology is the search for fact... not pants. If it's pants you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.

*snark* I lurve that one. :D

[indy34]

Henry: And what did we talk about?
Indy: Pants.

[Attila the Professor]

"Henry, you see, the pants are mightier than the sword!"

[Kingsley]

Panama Hat: Small pants, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Too small for two of us.

[Attila the Professor]

"You lost your pants, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it."

[No Ticket]

Short Round: "INDY!!! Cover your Pants!! Cover your Pants!!"
Mola Ram (reaching his hand out): "Oooo galemahhhh..... Oooo galemahhhh!!"
Willie: "OH MY GOD!"

[Moedred]

Colonel Musgrove: What do these pants look like?
Indiana: Look like? Why, they're right here...
Major Eaton: Good God!
Brody: Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought.
Colonel Musgrove: Now, what's that supposed to be coming out of there?
Indiana: Lightning. Fire. The power of God or something.
Major Eaton: I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this.
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Marion: What do you want?
Toht: Ah, the same thing your friend Dr. Jones wanted. Surely he mentioned there would be other pants parties.
Marion: Must have slipped his mind.
Toht: The man is nefarious. I hope for your sake that he has not yet acquired it.
Marion: Why, are you willing to offer more?
Toht: Oh, almost certainly.

[Kingsley]

LOL! :D

the last 3 where hilarious, haha.

[nezobiwan]

Henry Jones: Stop. You're going the wrong way. We need to get to Berlin.
Indiana Jones: Brody's this way
Henry Jones: My pants are in Berlin.
Indiana Jones: We don't need the pants, Dad. Marcus has the map.
Henry Jones: There is more in the pants than just the map.

[indy34]

Good one I like it:up:

[indy34]

Indy:"I'm like bad pants I always show up"

Another one
Henry:"My son, were pants in an unholy land"

[indy34]

Indy:"pants please."
Colonel Vogel:"What?"
punches and then throws him out the window
Indy:"no pants"

[Indy_Chic]

"Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his pants"

"Nice pants Lao Che!"



Short Round: "INDY!!! Cover your Pants!! Cover your Pants!!"
Mola Ram (reaching his hand out): "Oooo galemahhhh..... Oooo galemahhhh!!"
Willie: "OH MY GOD!"



My brain has been traumatised by that image :eek:

But it's still funny! :D

[Moedred]

Here's the thread that used "balls (http://raven.theraider.net/showthread.php?t=7322)."

Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my... my pants.

[indy34]

The balls one was better than this one they were funny:up:

[A_True_Believer]

Belloq: "Dr. Jones. Once again we see that there are no pants you can possess which I cannot take away. And you thought I'd given up."

Indy: "There are big pants in the plane, Jock!"
Jock: "Oh they're just my pet pants 'Reggie'!"
Indy: "I hate pants, Jock! I hate 'em!"
Jock: "C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya?"

[The Man]

Sorry if the title seems a little rude, but here's a fun game...

A few years back, somebody came up with a game in which the word "pants" replaced another word in a piece of dialogue from Star Wars...

"That blast came from the pants. That thing's operational!"

Get it? Well, see if it works for Indy...

"Small pants, Dr. Jones."
"Too small for two of us!"

We're all essentially peurile, so knock yourselves out...:up:

[Rayder]

"Fortune and pants, kid. Fortune and pants"

[The Man]

"We are just moving through history. The pants IS history. You want to see it open as much as I."

[The_Raiders]

molla Ram has Willie and Shorty

Indy "You want the pants Mola Ram?! Let'em go!"

Mola Ram "Ha ha, drop the pants Dr.Jones, they will be found! You won't!"

Indy "Oh, ****"

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Indy walks into the raven

indy "Hello Marian"

Marian "Indiana jones, I always knew some day you'd be walking back through my door, Inever doubted that. So what brings you here to Nepal?"

indy "I need one of the pants your father collected"

Marion *socks Indy*

[ReggieSnake]

Vogel: "What do the Pants tell you that they doesn't tell us?!"

Henry:"They tell me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading pants instead of burning them."
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Donavan:Not those Pants-the other Pants!

[The_Raiders]

Indy to Marcus "...I need to locate Abner.... DO you think they'll still be with him?"

Marcus "Possibly, those pants are the least ofyour worries beleive me."

[Inbanana]

Merchant: Ah... pants! Surprise!
Willie: Whats the surprise?

[The_Raiders]

Merchant: Ah... pants! Surprise!
Willie: Whats the surprise?


Haha, *unzippes the pants and underwear comes out* lol

[herr gruber]

Indy: He's saying that when the stones were taken the village pants dried up and the pants turned to sand... The pants were swallowed by the earth and the pants lay down and turned to dust... Then one night there was a fire in the pants... The men went out to fight the fire, when they came back the women were crying in the darkness...pants...He says they stole their pants.

[The_Raiders]

"The pants, Lao, deal was for the pants"

[ReggieSnake]

CHATTAR LAL: Dr. Jones, it our country a guest does not usually insult his host.

INDIANA: Sorry, I thought we were just talking about Pants.

[The Man]

Ask yourself: why do you seek the pants of Christ? Is it for your glory or his?

[nezobiwan]

Elsa: I left your father working in the library. He sent me to the map section to fetch an ancient plan of the city. When I got back to his table-he'd gone-with all his papers-except for those pants which I found near his chair.

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Elsa: What were they looking for?
Indy: This.
Elsa: The pants.
Indy: Uh-huh.
Elsa: You had them? You didn't trust me!

[The_Raiders]

Willie "So where'd you find your little body gaurd?"

Indy "I didn't find him, I caught him."

Willie "Huh?"

Indy "His pants were destoyed in the bombing of Shanghi, he's been living on the streets ever since.."

[indyflys_solo]

You guys are truly peurile. But if I must...

Indy: If you want me, Willie, you know where you can find me.
Willie: Five pants. You'll be back over here in five pants.
Indy: I'll be asleep in five pants.

OR....

Indy: We'll discuss my pants over dinner and champagne tonight.

OR...

Indy: Tell them that Lord Clarence MacDonald and his lovely assistant [skreeech] are here to view the pants.
Butler: Pants?
Indy: Dear me, the man is dense. This is a castle, isn't it? There are many pants...
Butler: Yes, this is a castle. And we have many pants. But if you are Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!

OR...

Indy: Pants. I hate these guys.

That's my contributiuon to this inane (though mildly hilarious) thread. :p

[The_Raiders]

Indy: This is it, this is where Foresstal cashed in.

Satipo: A friend of yours?

Indy: A pair of pants, they were good, they were very very good.

[The Man]

Indy to Mac: "Put your pants down, will ya, you're embarrassing us..."

Indy to Mutt: "I'd cover my pants if I were you..."

Mutt to his tight pants: "Get on, pants!" (okay, now I'm stretching it...:up: )

[Dust McAlan]

Mola Ram: The British in pants will be slaughtered. Then we will overrun the Moslems and force their pants to bow to Kali. And then the Hebrew pants will fall and finally the Christian pants will be cast down and forgotten

[Sam Falco]

"Colonel! My pants are getting away!"

"I think not heir Donovan..."

"Not THOSE pants, the OTHER pants!"

(his pants run by, laughing raucously)

[Ignatius Stone]

Belloq: "Please, pants down before you fall down."

[Spalkomania]

"We have top pants working on it."
"Who?"
"Top. Pants."

[Rumpled Fedora]

"You came back for the pants? Why?"
"My father didn't want them incinerated."

"Are you kidding? I made that up! You know Marcus - he got lost in his own pants!

[The Golden Idol]

Indy: Here, have some pants.

Marion: What's this?

Indy: They're pants, ya eat 'em!

[The_Raiders]

"It is the destroyer of pants, Dr.Jones"

Mutt: "Woah look at their skulls! Why are thwy like that?!"

Indy: "The Nazca Indians used to bind their infants heads with rop to elongate the skull."

Mutt: "Why?"

Indy: "To honor the pants."

[Melesse]

"Even in this part of the world we are not completely unpantsed"

[The_Raiders]

"The legend says, that a pair of pants were stolen from a mythical lost wal-mart in the amazon, suposedly built outa solid gold, whoever returns the pants will be given a gift card."

[Melesse]

"I'm your new pants partner!!"

[IJ_KELLER]

The Ugha translation of gold is treasure. But there treasure wasn't gold it was pants!

Great game! Some freinds and I played a game like this, but instead of pants it was a much more dirty word that I can't use.

[Ignatius Stone]

Those aren't big birds, sweetheart... They're giant vampire pants!

[Melesse]

"The pants are going out!"

[Ignatius Stone]

Wear your pants to bed, princess?

[Melesse]

"I need pants! you know paantts?!"

[Ignatius Stone]

And if we refuse?

Then your Fuhrer has no pants.

[nezobiwan]

Spalko: Contents of box: mummified pants.

[bonoferox]

"No defiant last word, Dr. Jones?"

"I like pants."

[Ignatius Stone]

You have most important pants.

[oliverjones18]

Henry: THOSE PEOPLE WRE TRYING TO PANTS US!!!!
Indy: I KNOW DAD!!
HENRY: its a new expierience for me

[Indy&HanFan]

Don't call me pants!

[IJ_KELLER]

Sallah: Holy smokes my freinds, I'm so pleased you're not pants!

[The Man]

"I'd cover my pants if I were you..."