Indiana Jones and the Attempt to Tell Temple of Doom from Memory Thread

[WillKill4Food]

Indiana Jones and the Attempt to Tell Temple of Doom from Memory

The sequel to No Ticket's thread, the retelling of Raiders' prequel. Not Ticket was bored and had often said that he'd seen the films so many times that he could just recite them from memory. Well this thread puts me and all of you to the TEST! Basically, just post lines from the movie in chronological order from the very beginning of the film all the way to the end. We're gonna trust you guys here, it's just a forum... getting it exactly right by cheating will not impress anyone here.
That being said, it's okay if you just watched the movie recently. If you can't remember the next line, do your best to guess it or go to the next line you do remember (unless it's like in the middle of the film when we are at the beginning). Feel free to correct others on how wrong they got a line.
Here goes nuthin'.

Shangai, 1935.
Chinese melodical singing, and such. Then, finally in English, Willie says "Anything Goes!"

[thelaw]

"Be careful"

[The_Raiders]

Indy sits down in front of Lao and says something in Japanese or Chinese.

Lao: "You never told me you spoke my language Dr.Jones."

indy "Only on special ocaitions."

[WillKill4Food]

Please, one character's lines at a time.

[thelaw]

"So. It is true. You found Nurhachi."

[The_Raiders]

You got it WillKill ;)

You know I did, last night one of your boys tried to Nurhachi, without paying for it."

[The Golden Idol]

"You have insulted my son."

[thelaw]

"You've insulted my son."

[The_Raiders]

"No, you've insulted me, I spared his life."

[bonoferox]

*something shouted in Mandarin*

Willie approaches the table.

[Dust McAlan]

Willie: "Lao---aren't you going to introduce me?"

[bonoferox]

"This is Willie Scott. This is Indiana Jones. Famous archaeologist."

[Lonsome_Drifter]

Willie: I thought archaeologist were those funny little men in hats, searching for thier mommies."

[bonoferox]

"Mummies."

[IJ_KELLER]

Dr. jones found Nurhaci for us. And he is going to deliver him now!

[Snakes]

"Say, who is this nur-HACHI?!"

[bonoferox]

"Put the gun away, Sonny. I suggest you give me what you owe me. Or anything goes."


Lao Che slides a bag of coins to him on a lazy Susan.

"The diamond, Lao. The deal was for the diamond."

He slides the coins back. Lao puts a handkerchief on the table with a glass of champagne and slides it to Indy.

"Open it."

[eroc]

Willie opens it to find the diamond.

"Oh, Lao."

Indy sticks Willie in the side with the fork.

"Owe."

She drops the diamond into Indy's hand.

Indy raises the glass of champange to toast Lao.

"To your very good health."

Willie jumps up causes Indy to spill some of it before he can take a drink.

"Lao, he put a hole, he put two holes in my dress from Paris."

"Sit Down."

She does and Indy pushes her chair to Lao's side of the table with his leg.

"Now, You bring me Nurhachi."

[No Ticket]

*Indy calls a waiter over who brings the urn... waiter reveals a gun under the tray*

Indiana: "Good service they've got here."

Willie: "Hey, that's not a waiter!"

Indiana: "Wu Han's an old friend, we go way back."

*Indy spins the little thing around with Nurhachi with that awesome John Williams music*

Lao Che: "Nurhachi, first emperor of Monchew dynasty" (or something like that)

*Dr. Jones raises his glass*

Indiana: "Welcome home old boy."

*Indy drinks*

Lao Che: "Hahahahahhaaha. And now, you give me the diamond Dr. Jones."

Indiana: "Hahaha. Why would I wanna go and do something like that."

Lao Che: "You give me the diamond and I'll give you.. antidote."

Indiana: "To WHAT?"

Lao Che: "Hahaha. The poison, you just drank Dr. Jones!! hahahaha"

*Indy swirls his finger in the glass*

Lao Che: "Better hurry, the poison works fast Dr. Jones!!"

*Indy gives Lao back the diamond*

Indy: "Now... the antidote."

Lao Che: [????]

*Indy grabs Willie*

Indy & Willie: "LAO!"

Lao Che: "Hahahaha... you keep the girl! I find another!"

*bottle corks pop and a gun shot goes off Wu-Han is revealed to be hit*


And where the heck is my credit in the first post! You know, "Thanks to No Ticket for this awesome idea since he totally started the Raiders thread!!" :p

[bonoferox]

Wu han raises his serving tray to show a gun pointed at Lao.

Lao stops laughing and notices.

"Good service here."

[Lonsome_Drifter]

*Indy calls a waiter over who brings the urn... waiter reveals a gun under the tray*

Indiana: "Good service they've got here."

Willie: "Hey, that's not a waiter!"

Indiana: "Wu Han's an old friend, we go way back."

*Indy spins the little thing around with Nurhachi with that awesome John Williams music*

Lao Che: "Nurhachi, first emperor of Monchew dynasty" (or something like that)

*Dr. Jones raises his glass*

Indiana: "Welcome home old boy."

*Indy drinks*

Lao Che: "Hahahahahhaaha. And now, you give me the diamond Dr. Jones."

Indiana: "Hahaha. Why would I wanna go and do something like that."

Lao Che: "You give me the diamond and I'll give you.. antidote."

Indiana: "To WHAT?"

Lao Che: "Hahaha. The poison, you just drank Dr. Jones!! hahahaha"

*Indy swirls his finger in the glass*

Lao Che: "Better hurry, the poison works fast Dr. Jones!!"

*Indy gives Lao back the diamond*

Indy: "Now... the antidote."

Lao Che: [????]

*Indy grabs Willie*

Indy & Willie: "LAO!"

Lao Che: "Hahahaha... you keep the girl! I find another!"

*bottle corks pop and a gun shot goes off Wu-Han is revealed to be hit*


And where the heck is my credit in the first post! You know, "Thanks to No Ticket for this awesome idea since he totally started the Raiders thread!!" :p

Wu-Han falls. Plates crash to the floor.

Wu-Han: Indy!. . .I followed you on many adventures. But, to the unknown; I go first, Indy!"

[Snakes]

Skipped "Games not over Lao! Antidote!"

[The_Raiders]

Yeah and when Wu Han falls and Indy grabs he says

Wu Han: "Indy?!"

Indy: "Don't worry Wu Han I'll get you outa here."

Wu Han: "Not this time Indy, I followed you on many adventure, but into the great unkown mystery, I go first Indy." and then :dead:

[Dr Jones]

Indy gently lays Wu Han down dead on the table

Lao Che: "Don't be sad Dr Jones. You will soon be joining him."

The trio build up laughter as Indy controls his anger and stands up, dazed and staggering

[The_Raiders]

I'm not sure what Lao's son says "You need a drink, Dr.Jones?! Hahaha!"

Indy grabs a kabob and thrusts it into Lao's other sons chest.

[Dr Jones]

(I think, possibly, it's "Too much to drink, Dr Jones?!")


All hell breaks loose in the Club, people scream, punches and throws are soon being handed out by Indy and Lao's goons. Indy and Lao lock heads over the antidote on the table.

Indy: Cha Toe! (Cantonese)

[The_Raiders]

I'm not sure what Lao says, (and I like the way you describe the scenes Dr.Jones) Soon the antidote gets knocked off the table and Laos goons are all headed after Indy.

[bonoferox]

Other crazy crap happens as Willie and Indy are searching for what they want.

"Antidote!"

"Where's the diamond?!?"

"Ugh."

Indy dodges throwing knives and thros a cymbal into a thug's face. A bowl of ice empties out in fron to Willie, concealing the diamond.

"Oh....NOOOO!"

She finds the antidote.

Indy: "Stay there!"

[No Ticket]

*Some crazy man with a tommy gun runs down the stairs and starts shooting at Indy who finds cover behind a gong. He knocks down the huge gong and runs towards the window grabbing Willie on the way and they both jump out the window falling into a car below*

Short Round: "Holy smokes! Crash landing!"

Indy: "Short Round! Get us outta here!"

Short Round: "Okey dokey Dr. Jones! Hold onto your potatoes!"

Willie: "There's a KID driving the car!!"

*Short Round takes off down the street... Indy reaches into Willie's dress to grab the antidote*

Willie: "Ohhhh I'm not that kinda girl!"

Short Round: "No time for love Dr. Jones!"

*Lao Che and his thugs chase down Indy with gun fire... Indy drinks the antidote*

Willie: "OH I hope you CHOKE!"

*Indy begins to fire off some shots at the bad guys!*

:gun:

[No Ticket]

And where the heck is my credit in the first post! You know, "Thanks to No Ticket for this awesome idea since he totally started the Raiders thread!!" :p


Haha... was that stuff about me in there to begin with?? I was kinda half asleep when I posted in here, see post time is 2:47 AM. I guess I overlooked it! HA!! My bad!! :hat:

[WillKill4Food]

Haha... was that stuff about me in there to begin with?? I was kinda half asleep when I posted in here, see post time is 2:47 AM. I guess I overlooked it! HA!! My bad!! :hat:
Yeah. It said:
The sequel to No Ticket's thread, the retelling of Raiders' prequel. Not Ticket was bored and had often said that he'd seen the films so many times that he could just recite them from memory.
Sorry about the extra t, No Ticket.:o

Anyway, back to the thread...
Isn't this where Art Weber is introduced?
"Hello, Dr. Jones. I'm Art Weber. I spoke with your assistant. We've managed to secure three seats, but there might be a slight inconvenience as you'll be riding on a cargo plane full of live poultry."

[bonoferox]

"Is he kidding?!?"


(forgot the "Who are you??" line)

[Dust McAlan]

Weber: I'm terribly sorry, it's the best I could do on such short notice. I say, aren't you Willie Scott, the famous nightclub singer?

[Sam Falco]

Lao arrives and looks at the escaping trio very sinisterly.

Indy: (shakes Art's hand) "Owe ya a gin!" (looks at Lao) Hahahahaha, Nice try Lao Che!

(slams the door, revealing "Lao Che" written on it)

[Lonsome_Drifter]

We see the trio in a plane after the Indy theme and the map.
Indy comes out in his adventuring gear.

Willie: "What are you supposed to be? A lion-tamer?"

[EvilDevo]

"I'm allowing you to tag along. So why don't you give your mouth a rest. Okay? Doll?"

[Lonsome_Drifter]

Willie: "What do you mean <i>tag along</i>!? Ever since we got here, you can't keep your eyes off me!"

[Dust McAlan]

Indiana: "Oh yeah?"

Indy tilts his hat forward so that it covers his eyes, and then he leans back to go to sleep.

Crossfade: the biplane carrying Indy, Short Round and Willie, superimposed over a map of eastern Europse, passing over China, and eventually over the Nepalese mountains.

[Dr Jones]

All is quiet excpt for the wind and plane engines. Lao Che's pilots peer out at the sleeping trio and make their way silently out of the cockpit.

Pilot: Ai. Ga wai yan. (Cantonese)

[bonoferox]

Willie wakes up first among floating feathers and goes to the cockpit to find it empty.

"Oh no....Oh no. Oh my God. Mister. Oh mister wake up, please."


"You call him Dr. Jones, doll."

"Okay. Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones. Wake up."

Indy wakes up.

[Dust McAlan]

Indiana: "Wha...are we there already? That was fast..."

[bonoferox]

"No....No one is flying the plane!"

[indyflys_solo]

"Oh, no."
:eek:

[bonoferox]

"They're all gone."

Indy jumps into the pilot's chair.


Willie: "You know how to fly, don't you?"

[Lonsome_Drifter]

Indy: "No, do you!?"

[IJ_KELLER]

Indy:How hard can it be? Willie: I'm going to faint!

[Sam Falco]

Indy: Uh, altimiter... Okay. Airspeed... Okay. Fuel.... Fuel... (taps the console) Fuel! (engine whines and dies as the plane runs out) I think we got a big problem...

[Dust McAlan]

Short Round: "Doctoh Jone! No moh pawahshoots!"

[Sam Falco]

((I just wanna point out... that was a great way to write Shorty's dialogue, haha))

[Dust McAlan]

((I just wanna point out... that was a great way to write Shorty's dialogue, haha))
lol, thanks man. :up:

[bonoferox]

Indy runs to the back. Willie points out the window at the oncoming mountaintop.

Indy: "Shorty, get our stuff!"

[Dust McAlan]

Willie: "A raft?! We're not drowning! WE'RE CRASHING!!"

[bonoferox]

"Grab on shorty! Tight!"

Willie screams as they fall out of the plane, the raft inflates and they land on the snow as the plane crashes.

Willie: "Put on the brakes!"

The sled through a mountain snow region and come to a clearing.

"That wasn't so bad, was it?"

They fall over a cliff into rapids.

"I hate the water! And I hate getting wet! And I hate YOU!"

"Good! Good!"

The rapids subside and they are being watched.

"Alright, Shorty. You okay?

"Where are we?"

"India."

"How do you know that?"

Indy puts his hands together and nods to the old man.

They are taken to the Mayapore village.

[Dust McAlan]

EXT/Mayapore Village/Day: Indy, Willie and Short Round are led to a decimated village, which looks as though it's been razed. As they approach, the villagers leave their houses, all of them adults, slightly older than Indy. They moan and speak in muddled, frightened tones, reaching out to Indy as if he were Christ walking among them. One of the women tries to lead Short Round away in her grief, but he stays.

INT/Shaman's Hut/Day: Indy and the others are sitting on the ground. A pair of women approach, delivering "plates" of food, the plates looking like giant leaf fronds. Willie takes hers, looks at it, and holds it towards Indy.

Willie: I can't eat this.

Indiana (berating): That's more food than these people eat in a month. They're starving.

Willie (holds plate to woman): Oh, I'm sorry, here you---

Indiana: No. They want you to eat it.

Willie goes cold.

Willie: I'm not hungry.

Indiana smiles, a little nervously, in an attempt to hold back his frustration.

Indiana: You're insulting them, and you're embarassing me.

The villagers push her to eat, as does the village chief. Willie takes a big gob of the paste, waves aside a fly, and eats, as does Indy, who has a smile of satisfaction on his face.

[thelaw]

Are we getting these lines from the script?

And I thought we were only doing one line at a time.

[The_Raiders]

I thought it was suposed to be one line too. Anyways

Indy: "Can you provide us with a guide to take us to Dehli? I'm a porfessor, I have to get back to my university."

[Dust McAlan]

Are we getting these lines from the script?

And I thought we were only doing one line at a time.
Yeah, I thought we were doing one line at a time, then the post before mine was longer, so I got a little crazy and wrote mine in script format. I didn't pull it from the script, I merely wrote it that way. Sorry.

To continue....

(village chief says something about someone will guide them to Dehli, don't remember the line)

Shaman: First you will go to Pankot Palace.

[thelaw]

"Pankot is not on the way to Delhi."

[The_Raiders]

The shamen repeats himself: "You will go to pankot palace."

[Sam Falco]

"I though that the palace had been deserted since..."

[The_Raiders]

"No, now they have new maharaja."

[bonoferox]

"Now the palace has the power of the dark light. The palace killed my people. They took Shivalinga, then evil moved like a monsoon over our village."

(something like that)

[Sam Falco]

Indy- Evil? What evil?

[WillKill4Food]

"Now the palace has the power of the dark light. The palace killed my people. They took Shivalinga, then evil moved like a monsoon over our village."

(something like that)
Hehe. You forgot the pauses built in by Spielberg's having to tell the dude what to say: "like monsoon .... over our village"
Unfornately, I don't know the next line...

[Dust McAlan]

Shaman: You will go to Pankot, and retrieve Shivalinga, and bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us...

[bonoferox]

I'm sure i'm missing something, but


Shorty: "Dr. Jones, they make the plane crash to bring you here?"

[The_Raiders]

"No Shorty it's just a ghost story don't worry about it."

[Lonsome_Drifter]

Mr. Round, says in a whisper.
"Ghost story. . ."

[Dust McAlan]

Indiana: The stone, was it smooth, like from a sacred river? With three lines across it? Uh-huh. I thought so.

[Lonsome_Drifter]

Elder with beard nods, "Yes, yes!"

[bonoferox]

"I've seen stones like the ones you've lost. But why would the Maharajah take this sacred stone?"

[acsgrlie]

I might be missing something but-

Shaman: "They try to make us join evil cult."

[Sam Falco]

Actually....

They say, we must pray to their evil god... we say; we will NOT.

Willie: I'm sorry, but I dont understand how one rock could destroy a whole village...

[The_Raiders]

The shamen begoings speaking his native language.

Indy: "He said when the stone was stolen the village wells dried up and turned to sand."

Shaman continues speaking.

Indy: "The animals laid down and turned to dust, one night there was a fire in the feilds, men went out to fight the fire, when they returned the women were crying in the darkness."

Shamen says something

Indy turns back quentioningly

Indy: "Children... says they stole their children."

[Dust McAlan]

Nighttime. One of the children. worn and starving, makes his way into the village, stumbling into Indy's arms. He holds out a piece of parchment.

Boy: Sankara.

The boy's mother takes him, weeping the whole way. Indy looks at the parchment and his face glows at the image of Shiva.

Indiana: Sankara.

[Sam Falco]

Cut to: Indy sitting on a hillside under the starts, Short Round climbs up quickly, gasping for breath as he reaches the top.

Shorty: Little boy escape from the... Evil... palace.... many other children... still there. What we do Docta Jones?
(Indy stands up and looks out at the distance)
What you think?

Indy: I think that someone believes this village's good luck rock is one of the lost Sankara stones...

Shorty: What is Sankara?

Indy: Fortune and glory, kid... Fortune and glory.

[acsgrlie]

Trek music starts up.

Indy and Shorty appear on elephants.

Willie tries unsuccessfully to get on top of hers.

Cut to villagers :eek: faces.

[Dust McAlan]

Willie: Hey! I can't ride like this to Dehli!

Indiana: We're not going to Dehli, princess! We're going to Pankot Palace!

Willie: Pankot?! I can't go to Pankot Palace! Oh---*muddled complaining*

[bonoferox]

The Shaman prays or says something as they ride away.


Shorty (to the elephant): "You come to America with me. You like that? You're my best friend."

[Sam Falco]

Willie begins sniffing her elephant, recoiling in disgust and pouring perfume on its head, it groans in protest.

Willie: Oh quiet, this is expensive stuff.

She continues to pour it on the elephant, who is not happy about it.

Willie: Pipe down ya big baboon, this doesnt hurt. Ya know what you really need? You really need a bath-

The elephant sprays Willie with water, knocking her off its back and face-first into a pond next to the road.

[Dust McAlan]

Short Round: Haa Haa! That is funny, that vewy funny!

[bonoferox]

"I was happy in Shanghai. In the lounge. We would go to parties all the time in limousines. I hate being out here!. I'm a singer. I could lose my voice! *cough*"

[Dust McAlan]

Indy looks around at the group in frustration.

Indiana: I think we'll camp here for the night.

[The_Raiders]

Cut's to Willie drying off her clothes and the elephant bugging her

Willie: "cut it out."

Indy and Shorty are there playing poker

Shorty: "Whachya got?"

Indy: "Two sixes."

Shorty: "Haha three aces, I win! I have all your money! Hahaha hahahaha!!!"

Indy: "It's poker shorty anything can happen."

[bonoferox]

"So where'd you find your uh...little bodyguard?"

[The_Raiders]

Indy: "I didn't find him, I caught'em."

Willie: "What?"

Indy: "Shorty's family was killed when the Japanese bombed Shanghei, he's been living on the streets since he was four, I caught him trying to pick my pocket, didn't I Short Stuff?"

[bonoferox]

Willie holds a bat. Screams.


"The only trouble with her is the noise."

[Dust McAlan]

Willie runs around, discovering various nightlife, screaming all the while.

Indy picks up his cards, looks at them. Short Round watches intently.

Short Round: Yoo cheet! I sah yoo pick up foh cahds, yoo cheet!

Indiana: What? Well, it was an accident, I mean---

Short Round: I am vewy little, yoo cheet vewy big!

[bonoferox]

"You owe me money! You owe me ten cents!"

Indy looks in Shorty's sleeve. Pulls out a stashed Ace.

"What's this? Look at this! You accuse me of cheating?"

*they argue something in another language.

"You make me poor. No fun. Play with you no fun!."

"Alright, I quit."

[Dust McAlan]

Willie comes to a stop, backing away from the foliage nervously.

Willie: This place is crawling with things! We're completely surrounded!

Indiana: That's why they call it the jungle, princess.

[bonoferox]

She hears a noise


"What was that?!?"

"Willie, Willie..."


"Willie, Willie.....what is that? Short for something?"

[thelaw]

"Willie is my professional name...INDIANA."

[bonoferox]

"Hey, lady. You clal him Dr. Jones!"

[thelaw]

"MY professional name"

[bonoferox]

"Why are you doing this? Fortune and glory?"

[thelaw]

"Fortune and glory."

[The_Raiders]

Indy tries to evade the fortune and glory remark.

Indy: "Well, this is a peice af an ancient manuscript, this pictograph represents Sankara."

[bonoferox]

"Is this some kind of writing?"

[Dust McAlan]

Indiana: It's a depiction of the god Shiva, giving Buhdda the Sankara stones. It's enlightenment. Shiva instructed Buhdda not to betray the god's trust and to use the stones for good.

(I have no idea accurate that was)

[bonoferox]

"Magic rocks? My grandfather wa a magician. He spent his entire life with a rabbit in his pocket and pigeons up his sleeve. He made a lot of children happy and died a very poor man. Magic rocks. Fortune and glory. Sweet dreams, Dr. Jones."

[Lonsome_Drifter]

Willie grabs snake.
Willie: "I said, CUT IT OUT!!!"
She throws the serpent to the ground.
Willie: "God, I hate that elephant."

[Dust McAlan]

More shots of the group travelling. Then we come upon a dark area, where Indy dismounts and discovers a Kali statue covered in blood and human fingers. Short Round approaches.

Short Round: Doctoh Jone, what is it? What going on?

Indiana: Don't come up here!

[Lonsome_Drifter]

The natives start leading the elephants back.
Willie: "Wait! No, wait!. . . .Indiana, they're taking our rides!"

Indy: "We walk from here!"

[Sam Falco]

The three travellers enter pankot palace, the prime minister comes out to greet them.

PM- I should say you look rather lost, but I cannot imagine where in the world the three of you would look at home.

[Dust McAlan]

Chatter Lal: I am Chatter Lal, Prime Minster to the Maharaja.

Indiana: This is Miss Scott, this is Mister....Round. My name is Indiana Jones.

Chatter Lal: Doctor Jones?

[bonoferox]

(forgot teh "I should say you look rather lost. But come to think of it I can't imagine where the three of you would look at home." ;) )

"The eminent archaeologist? Ah! I remember hearing your name when I was up at Oxford. I'm Chattar Lal. Prime Minister to the Maharajah. (to Willie) Enachanted. (to Shorty) Welcome to Pankot Palace!"

[Attila the Professor]

"Enchanted, huh?"

[thelaw]

I may be skipping some stuff here...

"Shorty! Where's my razor?!"

[Attila the Professor]

I may be skipping some stuff here...

"Shorty! Where's my razor?!"

No, I think that's right.

"We are fortunate to have so many...unexpected guests. This is Captain Blumburtt."

[bonoferox]

"And you are Dr. Jones, I presume?"

[acsgrlie]

"I am."

"The captain and his troops are on a routine inspection. The British find it amusing to inspect us on their convenience."

[bonoferox]

Short Round screams and is chased by bellydancers.

Indy (to Willie): You look beautiful.

[thelaw]

"I think the Maharasha's swimming in loot. Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to come here after all."

[bonoferox]

Forget what Indy says. Something along the line of "well you look stunning."

Then Willie: "Mr. Lal, what do they call the Maharajah's wife?"

[thelaw]

"His highness has not yet taken a wife"

(Indy's line to Willie from just before was, "Well, you look like a princess.")

[The_Raiders]

Willie: "Maybe that's becasue he hasn't found the right woman."

[bonoferox]

The music stops, everyone stands at their spots at the table.

"His Supremem Highness, guardian of *something* tradition, the Maharajah of Pankot, Zalim Singh."

The Maharajah enters. Everyone sits.

[thelaw]

"That's the Maharajah? A kid?!"

[bonoferox]

"Maybe he like older women."

[thelaw]

"Captain Blumberg was just telling me some of the interesting history of the palace. The part it played in the mutiny"

Not sure if it's exactly right, but I wanted to get this thread back in the public eye again. It's way too much fun.

[bonoferox]

Honetly can't remember what's said next, but

"Dr. Jones, you know very well that the Thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century."

[thelaw]

Honetly can't remember what's said next, but

"Dr. Jones, you know very well that the Thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century."

I believe it's:

"It seems the British NEVER forget the mutiny of 1857."

[Lonsome Indy]

crap, isn't Indy's lines something along this

"Yes, well it struck me about a more certain history revolving around the Thuggee cult that took place in these palace walls."

[thelaw]

Something like...

"I think there are certain events from before the mutiny, that are even more interesting"

[Sam Falco]

(bringing this back to life!)

"And what events are those, Dr. Jones?"

"Well I seem to remember that this whole area, this province, was the center of activity for the Thugee."

[indyclone25]

man at seating---- ah snake suprise!
willie --- what's the suprise?

[DiscoLad]

*The snakes pour outta the big snake*...

[IJ_KELLER]

The big guy takes two at a time, Short round looses his gum.

[DiscoLad]

(err...I tihnk it goes like this?)

*Guy puts down bowl of soup*

*Willie Stirs it up, Eyes come up*

(Correct?)...(If not Ignore this...)

[Muttette]

Willie goes all cross eyed and makes a 'guh' kind of sound before fainting and then we cut to Indy and Chatter Lal who're talking about... erm... something that's getting Chatter Lal annoyed and then he's all like 'Didn't the Sultan of Madagascar threaten to cut off your head?'

:p

[00Kevin]

(willie doesn't faint until the very end of the scene)

"No, it wasn't my head" Indy replies with an embarrassed grin

[acsgrlie]

"Then your hands perhaps?"

Indy: "No, it wasn't my hands. It was.." *looks down* "my misunderstanding."

[00Kevin]

exactly what we have here dr. jones

[Attila the Professor]

"Iiiiiii have heard the stories of the Thuggee cult. <I>I</I> thought that the stories were told to frighten children. Later, I learned the Thuggee were once real, and did unspeakable things. I am ashamed of what happened here, so many years ago, and I assure that it will never happen again in my kingdom."

[michael]

"If I offended you, then I am sorry."

*Chattar Lal and the Maharaja exchange a look, which gathers interest from Indy*

[DiscoLad]

I think Indy either-

-Looks off (and the camera goes to Willie and SR)
or...
-Indy says,"S'ok.." ??? man, I really don't know...:confused:

[Attila the Professor]

"Ah...dessert."

[DiscoLad]

I think that

*Willie smiles Hopefully*
and that guy says,"Chilled monkey brains"
*Willie goes cross-eyed...*

I think that's how it goes...

[Attila the Professor]

"I think I'm gonna check on Willie."

[michael]

Short Round: "That's all you better do. Tell me later what happen."

Indy: *While undoing his bow tie* "Amscray."

[Muttette]

Is it something like...

Indy: "I've got something for you..."

[michael]

Willie: "There's nothing you have that I could possibly want."

Indy: "Right."

*Indy turns around, takes a few steps back, still managing to hide what he has for her and takes a huge bite out of a green apple*

[The Golden Idol]

Oh! You're a very nice man!

[Attila the Professor]

"...Maybe I'll let you be my palace slave."

"Wear your jewels to bed, princess?"

[The Golden Idol]

Yes, and nothing else. That shock you?

Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

[Indy_Chic]

Indy: *takes a bite of the apple*

Willie: "So as a scientist you do a lot of research?"

[Attila the Professor]

"Always."

"Like what position I sleep in? What kind of cream I put on my face at night?"

[Johnny Jones]

Didn't we skip over the "Nocturnal activities" line?

[Attila the Professor]

Yes, we did. The thing to do, though, would have been to fix it, along these lines:

"Sure, but I had other nocturnal activities in mind. Mating customs."

[thelaw]

Actually I think it's something like:

Willie: And what kind of research would you do on me?

Indy: Nocturnal activities.

Willie: Like what position I sleep in? What kind of cream I put on my face at night

Indy: Mating Customs. Primitive. Sexual. Rituals(?)

[thelaw]

Watched it again.

"Primitive Sexual Practices."

"So you're an authority in that area?"

I miss this one. Am I going to be the only one doing this one? With all the Temple of Doom figure hoopla, I figured this game would be much more popular.

[Attila the Professor]

(Yeah, I know, I was trying to treat it like it was a stage sort of thing - cycle back, try to put the missed lines in without repeating things. You've got the accuracy though.)

"Years of fieldwork."

[michael]

*Indy and Willie kiss*

Willie: I don't blame you for being sore at me. I can be hard to handle.

Indy: I've had worse.

Willie: But you'll never have better.

*Willie waits for Indy to kiss her*

[thelaw]

I don't know. I don't like to prejudice my experiments. I'll let you know in the morning.

[Indy's brother]

Indy closes the dors behind him.

Willie "Why you conceited ape! I'm not that easy!"

[thelaw]

I'm not that easy, either. The trouble with you, princess, is you're too used to getting your own way.

[michael]

Willie: You're just too proud to admit you're crazy about me Dr. Jones!

Indy: If you want me Willie, you know where you can find me.

[thelaw]

Five minutes. You'll be back here in five minutes.

[oki9Sedo]

I'll be asleep in five minutes.

[michael]

Five. You know it and I know it.

[thelaw]

Willie: "Five minutes."

Indy: "Four and a half"

[michael]

*Willie & Indy are both in their rooms simultaneously checking their hair, teeth and breath in the mirror. They lay patiently on their beds, and then check their clocks. Willie falls off her bed while trying to lay the other way.*

Indy: Palace slave...haha.

Willie: Nocturnal activies.

[Attila the Professor]

"<I>I'm</I> a conceited ape?"

"I'll tell you in the morning..."

[michael]

Indy: I can't believe it--

Willie: He's not coming.

Indy: She's not coming. Can't believe I'm not going.

[bonoferox]

*Indy struggles with the temple guard*

Willie: Indiana Jones! This is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight! And pleasant dreams.....I could have been your greatest adventure.

[michael]

*Short Round wakes up while Indy is punching the Temple Guard*

Short Round: "Doctor Jones, your whip!" *tosses whip*

*Indy tries to strangle the guard with it, he gets away but Indy lashes the whip and gets the guard around his neck. The whip then gets caught in the ceiling fan, hanging the guard.



*still the most badass use of the whip

[bonoferox]

"Shorty, turn off the switch."

Indy runs into Willie's room.

[michael]

"Oooooooh Indy---oh be gentle with me, be gentle with me."

[sandiegojones]

"Hey, I'm right HERE!"

[bonoferox]

After Indy briefly searches the room

"There's nobody here"

Willie: "No, I'm here...Indy you're acting awfully strange"

Indy feels the breeze in the path of the flowers and goes to the sculpture on the wall. He feels it up.

[thelaw]

"Hey, I'm right HERE!" Gasps.

[bonoferox]

"Follow in the footsteps of Shiva"

"What does that mean?"

"Do not betray her truths....Shorty, go get out stuff"

[thelaw]

Willie: Awww.

And just to get things moving again...

Indy: Stay behind me. Step where I step. Don't touch anything.

[michael]

*Short Round pulls a handle he sees and 2 skeletons come out through the wall!*

Whoooooooaaaaaaa. I step where you step. I touch nothing.

[bonoferox]

Willie: "Indyyy!"

She tries to find a passage of her own.

Short Round: "I step on something."

[thelaw]

"Yeah. There's somethin' on the ground."

[michael]

Short Round: "Feel like I step on fortune cookies."

Indy: "It's not fortune cookies."

[bonoferox]

Indy: " Let me take a look".

*strikes a match*

Shorty: "That's no cookie"

Indy: "It's alright. I got it. Ow! Over there, go."

[thelaw]

Stop. Just...stand against the wall, will ya?

[oki9Sedo]

I do exactly what you say! I stand up against the wall! Not my fault! Not my fault!

[thelaw]

Willie, get down here! We're in trouble! Willie?!

Bet I get all dirty again.

[thelaw]

Trying to keep this one active (I can't believe I'm replying to myself at this point;) ).

Indy: "We're in trouble!"

Willie: "Trouble? What sort of-AAAAAAHHH!!!!"

[michael]

Indy: "This is serious!!"

Willie: "There are two dead people down here!!"

Indy: "There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!"

The dialogue is sooo good in this scene

[thelaw]

Yeah it is!

Willie: "What's the rush?!"

Indy: "It's a long story Willie. Hurry, or you don't get to hear it!"

[bonoferox]

Willie: "Oh God....what is this??? Indy, what is this? I can't see a thing!"

Indy: "Hurry!"

Willie: "Alright! Ohh....I broke a nail" *screams*

Short Round: "Willie Hurry"

[michael]

Willie: "They're in my hair!"

Indy: "Ahhh shut up Willie!"

[ProfessorChaos]

Willie looks in the wrong hole in the wall. Indy's hand juts out of it.
Indy's hand then gestures toward the other hole, with the release lever in it.
Indy: "Not this hole! The other one!"
Willie sees insects, screams, then says: "I'm not putting my hand in there!"
Indy: "Willie! We... are going... to DIE!!!"
The spikes are getting closer. Indy and Short Round huddle near the floor.
Willie: "Ooooh! It's moving!"
The lever is released, causing the spikes to retreat and the ceiling to rise.
The door opens, and Willie enters the room.
Willie is covered in bugs, screaming: "Get them off of me!"
Indy and Short Round are getting ready to leave.
Willie bumps into the wall, which causes the trap to start all over again.
Willie and Short Round dive through the open door at the room's far end.
Indy is the last to go through, nearly losing his hat, but snatching it back.
The door closes.
Willie, Indy, and Short Round make their way across a fiery cavern.
They come to a balcony of sorts, overlooking the Temple of Doom.
Loud chanting fills the air while the Thugee worship the goddess Kali.
Indy: "They're worshipping Kali."
Willie: "Have you ever seen anything like this before?"
Indy: "Nobody's seen this in a hundred years."
Mola Ram appears, and the chanting grows increasingly louder and wilder.
Mola Ram stands near an iron frame chained over a lava pit, near the altar.
A sacrificial victim is brought out and shackled into the iron frame.
He is frightened, and chanting to Shiva amidst frightened whimpering.
Mola Ram chants to Kali and tears out the victim's heart.
The victim is still alive, and this surprises Indy as he looks on.
Indy: "He's still alive!"
Then the frame, along with the victim chained to it, is sent into the lava pit.
At this point, the chanting reaches a frenzy as the victim is incinerated.
And then... the victim's heart, in Mola Ram's hand, catches on fire.
Mola Ram: "Ahahahahahahaha!"
The frame is raised back up into it's place before the altar once again.
Mola Ram: "Kali Ma! Kali Ma!"
Mola Ram leaves through one of the doors beside the altar.
Three priests bearing the Shankara Stones bring them together. They glow.
The priests proceed to put them in their places on the skull-shaped altar.
Willie: "Why do they glow like that?"
Indy: "When the stones are brought together, the diamonds inside will glow."
Willie gets an excited look in her eye and says: "Diamonds!"
The priests bow before the altar and then all of the Thugee begin to leave.
Indy gets his whip ready and looks towards the altar and the stones.
Willie: "What are you doing?"
Indy: "I'm not leaving here without the stones!"
Indy gives Willie a kiss and motions for her and Short Round to stay hidden.
Indy makes his way across the upper temple towards the altar and his prize.
The priests have left by now, and seemingly there is nothing to stop Indy.

[bonoferox]

You said a few mouthfulls...

Willie: "You're going to get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory"

Indy: "Maybe. But not today." *kisses her then makes his way down to the altar of Kali

[thelaw]

Let's bring it back, guys. I't's no fun if ONE GUY recites 15 minutes of the film ;)

Willie: "Where's he going?"

[bonoferox]

Short Round and Willie are captured.

Shorty: *Yells and kicks* Run, Willie! Run!

[thelaw]

Mola Ram: You were caught trying to steal the Sankara (pronounced "Shankra") Stones. There were five stones in the beginning. Over the centuries they were dispersed by wars and stolen off by...thieves like you!"

[bonoferox]

we missed the part where shorty and Indy are in the cage with the little boy :)

ShortY: "Dr. Jones! I keep telling you. You listen me more, you live longer."

Boy: "Please, let me die. I pray to Shiva, let me die. But, I do not. Now the evil of Kali take me".

Shorty: "What is that?"

Other Boy: "We become like them. We'd be asleep but like a nightmare. You dirnk blood, you not wake up from nightmare"


Then,

Indy: "Thieves like me, huh? Ha! You're still missing two."

[thelaw]

Good Call!

Then...

"A century ago when the British raided this temple and butchered my people, a loyal priest hid the last two stones down here in the catacombs."

[bonoferox]

Indy: "So that's what you have these slaves digging for, huh? They're innocent children."

[ProfessorChaos]

Oh, now I understand! We each recite just a little bit from memory. ;)

Mola Ram: "Whomever possess the five Shankara Stones will be all-poweful!"

Indy: "What a vivid imagination you have!"

Mola Ram: "You do not beleive me, do you doctor jones? But you will! Soon, you will become a TRUE BELIEVER!"

[thelaw]

Yep, but since I'm anal, it's actually...

"They dig for the gems to support our cause. They also search for the last two stones. Soon we will have all the five Sankara Stones. Then the Thuggee will be all-powerful."

"What a vivid imagination"

"You...don't believe me? You will, Doctor Jones. You will become...a true believer."

;)

[bonoferox]

Giant Thuggee approaches

Indy: "....Hi"

They force him to drink. Mola Ram chants.

Short Round: "Dont drink it's bad! Spit it out!"

The voodoo doll is pulled and Indy is tortured. Shorty says something in Mandarin and kicks the doll out of the fire.
They both get whipped.

Indy: "Leave him alone you bastards!"

[thelaw]

Mola Ram: "You dare not do that" speaks Hindu, then, "First we will overrun the Muslims. Then the Hebrew God will fall! Then the Christian God will be cast down and forgotten. Then Kali Ma will rule the world."

Short Round (whispering): "Doctor Jones."

[bonoferox]

Indy goes through his sleep phase and laughs...

Mola Ram is at the alter for a ceremony and speeks something.

Indy: "Kali Ma protects. We are her children. We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh..."

Willie (os): "What are you doing?"

Indy: "....and blood"

[michael]

Chattar Lal: "Your friend has seen...and she has heard...now she will not talk."

*Willie is being brought into the cage*

Willie: "I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back. Inddyyyyyy!! For God's sake help me, what's the matter with you!"

[bonoferox]

Mola Ram chants then looks over at Indy.

Mola Ram: "Come"

[aJakeinthePlane]

Willie: wake up Indy wake up. are you nuts?

[aJakeinthePlane]

Willie: wake up Indy wake up. are you nuts?
sorry drunken post.

willie: indiana indiana, its me, come back to us.
cut to short round hammering chains

[Team Indy]

And then, Short Round escapes and beats the stuffing out of the guards.

Short Round: Indy!

After that, Indy hits him.

Short Round: Indy, I love you!

Short Round gets a torch and burns him. Indy screams in pain, and then he wakes up.

[Insomniac]

One Thugee grabs short round another grabs knife.
Indy: No wait. He's mine!

[JCC1004]

"It's okay kid, I'm fine" *wink*

[lao che & sons]

Shorty looks almost confused at indy. Fight insues. Shorty karate kicks thugees and what-not as does indy. Indy picks up pole.

"Mola ram!":mad:

[acsgrlie]

Mola Ram rolls through the trap door on the floor as he laughs maniacally?

[lao che & sons]

indy turns around and goes for another guard with the pole!:)