Indiana Jones to marry crystal skeleton

[Goonie]

;) :whip: :dead:
Harrison Ford's summer wedding

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are reportedly set to marry this summer

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are reportedly getting married this summer.

Twice-divorced Harrison is said to have been reluctant to walk down the aisle for a third time, but has now told Calista - his girlfriend of six years - he is ready to tie the knot.

A source told National Enquirer magazine: "He said he would marry Calista as soon as he's finished with the promotional work for the new 'Indiana Jones' movie - and Calista is holding him to his promise."

Full article:
Harrison Ford's Summer Wedding (http://celebedge.sympatico.msn.ca/Harrison+Fords+summer+wedding/Bang/ContentPosting_Bang_new.aspx?isfa=1&newsitemid=BSBS24023&feedname=BANG&show=False&number=0&showbyline=True&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc&date=False)

[Indy_Chic]

Gaaah! Harrison you were supposed to marry me!!!:mad: :p

Anyway, it's cool to hear that they're getting married! Its really sweet, I wish them both the best!:cool: Thanks for the link Goonie!

[Goonie]

Gaaah! Harrison you were supposed to marry me!!!:mad: :p

Anyway, it's cool to hear that they're getting married! Its really sweet, I wish them both the best!:cool: Thanks for the link Goonie!

I apologize if this thread title comes off as a spoiler but I couldn't help myself with the whole Calista/skeleton thing. lol :D

[The_Raiders]

Gaaah! Harrison you were supposed to marry me!!!:mad: :p

Anyway, it's cool to hear that they're getting married! Its really sweet, I wish them both the best!:cool: Thanks for the link Goonie!


No worrys I_C, I thought you were gonna nab Harry at his own wedding. ;)

[|ZiR|]

OK, I adore Harrison as an actor but he has terrible taste in women... Minnie Driver, Lara Flynn Boyle, and now he's finally going to tie the knot with skeletor herself, Calista.

Well!

There's no accounting for taste.

[Indy_Chic]

I apologize if this thread title comes off as a spoiler but I couldn't help myself with the whole Calista/skeleton thing. lol :D

Nah, it's ok. Though when I read the title I had this bizarre image of Indy marrying an actual skeleton that he found in a lost temple or something.:eek: :dead: Lol!



No worrys I_C, I thought you were gonna nab Harry at his own wedding. ;)

:D Yes it looks like that plan will have to be put in motion! We'll get Harry's stunt double to marry Callista she won't even notice what's going on til it's too late....;)

[The_Raiders]

:D Yes it looks like that plan will have to be put in motion! We'll get Harry's stunt double to marry Callista she won't even notice what's going on til it's too late....;)


That's a feindish thing to do I_C. You may have to keep ole Harry hidden for a while though, just not a cupboard or nothin, wouldn't want to wake up to that. ;)

[Indy_Chic]

That's a feindish thing to do I_C. You may have to keep ole Harry hidden for a while though, just not a cupboard or nothin, wouldn't want to wake up to that. ;)

:o Cupboard? LOL!!! I might have to hide him somewhere else then...

[The_Raiders]

:o Cupboard? LOL!!! I might have to hide him somewhere else then...


Don't worry I_C, I'm sure you'll find somewhere else to put'em. ;)

[eroc]

OK, I adore Harrison as an actor but he has terrible taste in women... Minnie Driver, Lara Flynn Boyle, and now he's finally going to tie the knot with skeletor herself, Calista.

Well!

There's no accounting for taste.

She may be a wonderful woman, in more ways than one.;)

And the title of this thread is kinda rude

[Goonie]

And the title of this thread is kinda rude

Not really, they made fun of it on Saturday Night Live, while she was hosting!

[Agent Spalko]

This thread title is CLASSIC! :up:

[Flash Dixson]

Awsome. Best of luck Calista and Harrison. May you have many years together. :D

[tupogirl]

Yes it looks like that plan will have to be put in motion! We'll get Harry's stunt double to marry Callista she won't even notice what's going on til it's too late....

LOL. That was in a recent CSI episode.

[sarah navarro]

This thread title is CLASSIC! :up:
Haha i like it too,it seems like every thread about Calista has some kind of joke like this:p
Good luck Harry and Calista.

[Jones_Happens]

Hopefully, they can find a size negative 6 dress in time!:eek:

[Flash Dixson]

Hopefully, they can find a size negative 6 dress in time!:eek:
OOOOOH! that was in bad taste Dovchenko

P.S. :up:

[|ZiR|]

Hopefully, they can find a size negative 6 dress in time!:eek:

I wouldn't worry about it. Dior's doing a baby line now -- they can probably find something that'll fit if they take it in a few inches.

[Jones_Happens]

I wouldn't worry about it. Dior's doing a baby line now -- they can probably find something that'll fit if they take it in a few inches.
How many babies have you seen in your life. Poor Mrs. Indy's waist is about as big as a baby's forearm!

:hat:

[sarah navarro]

How many babies have you seen in your life. Poor Mrs. Indy's waist is about as big as a baby's forearm!

:hat:
HA!!!
My aunts cousin used to be Calista's dresser and she said that they'd always have a hard time finding clothes that fit her.She didnt even wear a size 0.:eek:

[Hedwig]

Has Calista always been as thin as she is now?

I wish luck to both of them, and hopefully they will have a happy marriage together.:)

[sarah navarro]

Has Calista always been as thin as she is now?

I wish luck to both of them, and hopefully they will have a happy marriage together.:)
No she in the early 2000's she looked really bad, but from now on shes gained alot of weight ,she actually looks healthy.

[|ZiR|]

No she in the early 2000's she looked really bad, but from now on shes gained alot of weight ,she actually looks healthy.

Yeah, she doesn't look too bad now. I guess you don't have to care so much when the dude you're dating is in his 60s. Still being menstrual is probably enough of a plus for Harrison.

Seriously though, Calistia was never a bigger woman, and the controversy started during Ally Mcbeal, when she lost a lot of weight; enough to make people start the eating disorder/drug abuse rumors. After the show ended, she admitted to having some problems (i.e. starving herself) during the series run.

She looks better now, but being "too thin" is what most people will remember her for.

[eroc]

This thread is lame.:down: