Re-tell KotCS from memory

[IJ_KELLER]

I just saw the movie for the fifth time now and I wondered if anybody else wants to take a crack at this. WARNING LOOK AWAY IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YET.

Nevada 1957. A caravan of U.S Army vehicals approch a military base in the middle of the desert. A gate guard approches the lead car.
"Sorry gentelmen this facility is closed for the next 48 hours for weapons testing that includes all personnel."

[sarah navarro]

ok ive seen it 5 times too :up: alright but your not going to start from the very begining?


Colonal Dovechenko approaches,the soldier salutes to him.The gate guard turns and says "sorry that means you to sir" Dovchenko salutes to the guard then bends down quickly revealing the other soldiers behind him,they shoot and kill all the gate guards.Dovchenko looks around with a nerve racking glare while tightening his boot laces,.The Russians in disguise quickly clean up the bodies of the dead soldiers.Dovchenko walks back to his truck while putting his hat back on his head.

[LostArk]

Seen it 3 times and this has motivated me for a 4th.

They all drive into the base and the trunk of the lead car is opened. A soldier pulls out George MacHale and then takes out a fedora and hurls it on the floor, followed by a man. The soldiers surround the man with their guns aiming at him as he stands up, grabs the fedora, puts it on and says...
"Russians"

[salussolia]

this aint gonna be easy

Edits:sorry i posted WAY too much

[LostArk]

That was a pretty sh1tty thing to do...

[salussolia]

was it against the rules sorry
i thought the rules were to say as much as you jknow

[LostArk]

was it against the rules sorry
i thought the rules were to say as much as you jknow

We take turns posting each line. Quick, edit your post ;)

[salussolia]

We take turns posting each line. Quick, edit your post ;)
oh dude sorry i didint know

[sarah navarro]

oh dude sorry i didint know
I dont know how to either.Was mine to long?

[LostArk]

oh dude sorry i didint know

No problem, dude.You just made a mistake :)

[salussolia]

No problem, dude.You just made a mistake :)
their i fixed it in time

[sarah navarro]

ok this is kind of ridiculous but...

"not as easy as it used to be":p

[salussolia]

Weve been through worse

[Snakes]

"When?..."

[LostArk]

"Flensburg. There were twice as many"

[sarah navarro]

Haha...i should of Salussolias reply more thouroughly earlier:p ...is it

"We were younger."

[LostArk]

"I still am young!"

[sarah navarro]

"I'll bet you 400 dollars we'll make it out of this"

[LostArk]

Er...it's:

"I still am young!"

"We had guns. Put your hands down, willya? You're embarrassing us"

Then what you said ;)

[Snakes]

Dovchenko walks up to Indy and Mac,

Mac: "Oooh, let's call it a hundred"

[LostArk]

Dovchenko: "You recognize building, yes?"

[Snakes]

Indy sees Soviets dragging dead soldiers.

Indy: "Drop dead!"

[sarah navarro]

Er...it's:

"I still am young!"

"We had guns. Put your hands down, willya? You're embarrassing us"

Then what you said ;)
ooops sorry!:p Im glad ATTEMPTS in the thread title.


"I'm sorry,drop dead comrad"
Dovchenko throws hat on the ground and raises his fist to Indy.

[LostArk]

Irina says something in Russian and gets out of the car. Dovchenko lowers his fist.

[Snakes]

Spalko: "Where was he found?"

[LostArk]

"They were in Mexico digging in the dirt for this stuff"
Soldier throws the artifacts on the ground and they break.

[IJ_KELLER]

Your not from around here, are you?

[Snakes]

Spalko: "Where is it you imagine I am from,...Dr. Jones?"

[sarah navarro]

Indy:"Well by the way your sinking your teeth into those wubbayous I'd say Eastern Ukraine?"

Indy gives a smart looking crooked smirk.

[LostArk]

"Highest marks. Colonel Doctor Irina Spalko"
Extends hands.

[Snakes]

Spalko: "THREE times I've been awarded order of Lenin, also medal as hero of socialist labor. Why? Because I know things, I know them before anyone else."

(I think I may have seen this movie a few too many times in the short amount of time its been in theaters, I can remember almost every line)

[salussolia]

Spalko: "THREE times I've been awarded order of Lenin, also medal as hero of socialist labor. Why? Because I know things, I know them before anyone else."

(I think I may have seen this movie a few too many times in the short amount of time its been in theaters, I can remember almost every line)
And what i dont know i find out and what i want to know is in here

[IJ_KELLER]

Spalko points to Indys head. Indy goes crossed eyed. Spalko attempts to channel Indys thoughts without success.
"You are a hard man to reach Dr. Jones"

[Snakes]

Indy: "Ouch"

[thelaw]

So. We lill do this, how you say, old-fashioned way. You vill tell us.

[sarah navarro]

So. We lill do this, how you say, old-fashioned way. You vill tell us.
Actually "what is expression":p

"you will help us find what we seek"
Spalko walks away as she puts her gloves on towards the building.

[IJ_KELLER]

The doors to Hanger 51 open.
"This is where you and your government hide all of your secrets, yes?"

[Snakes]

Indy: "This is a military warehouse, I've never been here before in my life!"

[mutt willams]

i think this is the next part

"The object we seek is a rectangular storage container. Its dimensians are two meters by 1 meter by 300 centimeters. the parts of the box are of intrest-mummifeid remains. What i described is familiar to you, no.

"What makes you think i have any idea what your talking about"?

[sarah navarro]

the parts of the box are of intrest-mummifeid remains. What i described is familiar to you, no.


sorry im going to stop after this,im jsut so excited i know the lines:D
"Contents of box,mummified remains"


walks over to Indy,
"Because 10 years ago you were part of the team that examined it".

[mutt willams]

umm i think the next part is...

"you will. help us. find it."

[sarah navarro]

"Look if i knew...gasp"
Spalko whips out her sword to Indys neck

"you will.help us.Find it"

[Snakes]

Indy: "Anybody got a compass? You know, north, south, east..."

[The_Raiders]

Mac adds "West" Indy simply smiles.

[mutt willams]

"Nobodys got a compass?"

"I need gunpowder"

[IJ_KELLER]

Solders make fun of Indy in Russian.
Indy: "The contents of the crate are highly magnetized. I need gunpowder. You want my help, or not?"

[bonoferox]

Spalko yells something and a soldier empties a grenade into Indy's hand. He climbs a stack of crates.

"What is the point of all this, Dr. Jones?"


(probably not correct, but something like that)

[mutt willams]

"If the contents of the crate are still magnitized, this should point the way

throws gun powder i the air, flys off in one direction

[nezobiwan]

Cut to close up of a military hat being filled with gunpowder by several hands. :hat:

[LostArk]

Indy throws the gunpowder in the air and everyone follows it.
"Give me some shotgun shells"
A soldier unloads the shells into a hat.
Indy walks towards more crates.
"Pliers"

[nezobiwan]

Indy climbs high on a stack of boxes and uses the pliers on the shells. He then drops the metal balls and they all crawl through the cracks in the middle of the stack of boxes. Spalko and others stare in wonder.

[IJ_KELLER]

Spalko shouts orders in Russian, and her soldiers quickly move some crates reveiling the magnetized crate. They set the crate on a truck flat to open it and reveil its contents.

[Snakes]

Indy smacks the Soviet soldier in the face and grabs his whip. He than whips the Tommy gun out of another Soviet's hand's and Mac grabs it.

[IJ_KELLER]

Indy: "Drop your guns, or Dr. Spalko is dead!"

[bonoferox]

The guns are lowered. Dovchenko smiles and re-raises his gun. Indy hears a rifle cock behind him. He looks.

"Why, Mac?"

[Dust McAlan]

"It's simple. I'm a capitalist. And they pay."

[sarah navarro]

"After all those years we spent spying on the Reds."

Indys still holding the gun up to his face and looks sad and thoughtful.

[IJ_KELLER]

I thought we were friends. :(

[Dust McAlan]

"I've had an awful run of the cards lately. Bloody awful. I can't afford to go hom empty handed again."

[Agent Z]

As Mac joins the Commie side of the standoff equation, Spalko peers down at the overmatched Indy from her position on the truck bed and asks..

"No defiant last words, Dr. Jones?"

[LostArk]

"I like Ike"

[sarah navarro]

"I like Ike" (?)
Yah was that a question?:p it was right.best line in the movie i dont know why but it seems so awesome.

Dovechenko says,"Put down the gun."
Indy: "you got it pal."

Indy drops the gun like he's supposed,knowing its going to go off.It hits a Russian soldier in the foot causing him to fire and chaos breaks loose.Spalko yells something in Russian and points at Indy.Indy starts bolting throught the crates and climbs up to the top of them.He's running pulls out his whip and grabs ahold of something on the ceiling and swings down towards the Russians vehicles but as he starts to land he realizes hes not going to make it and starts swinging backwards and crashes into the front of another truck.

[LostArk]

"Damn, I thought that was closer"

Indy elbows the Russians in the face and they fall off the truck. He drives towards Spalko's car.

"Come on, come on :mad:"

He gets off the truck and jumps onto Spalko's, throws her off and crashes into a wall of crates. The Russians behind the crates are sent flying and Indy continues to drive. Spalko passes by the Ark box and shouts in Russian.

[sarah navarro]

Indy starts heading down the row of crates towards Mac and Boris's car head on.
Mac:"you dont know him Boris"you dont"know him","Know him Boris"!!You dont know him!!!":eek:

Indy hits head on with them but before they collide Indy manages to whip ahold of something and make an escape:whip:

[LostArk]

Indy jumps across the beams until he reaches the ends and drops down. Dovchenko grabs him and the both crash through a door and onto the glass center of the room. The glass breaks and they fall onto a big glass panel. Indy begins to beat Dovchenko and throws him down onto a rocket sled.

[sarah navarro]

The rocketsled had 5 seconds to go when it starts up and lights the soldiers on fire,Mac luckily hides safely.It launches and when it haults Indy and Dovchenko both barely conscience,Dovecheko falls onto Indy shoulder,Indy pushes him off into the dirt a and tries to stand up and get his fedora then falls himself into the dirt.Russians were coming in trucks and Indy runs and jumps over a little sand dune to hide.They pick up Dovechenko he stands up and yells something in Russian,and they drive off not finding Indy :whip:

[bonoferox]

Indy runs to a smalltown neighborhood and climbs a fence. He goes into a house.

"Hello?"

Turns on the fawcett, no water. Goes into the living room and sees the family.

"Do you guys have a phone --whoah...."

[sarah navarro]

Indy walks outside and knocks over a couple manakins,Indy realized hes in a bomb testing area.He hears the alarm sound loudly and says,
"That can't be good." with a worried face :eek:

[Agent Z]

Indy watches a play ball roll down the street and sees a mannequin man with a hose pouring water onto his car. We see a mannequin dog and a woman, along with a yard sprinkler at work.

The system announces the minute countdown to detonation and instructions for wearing goggles.

Indy spots the car of Commies taking off and runs to catch a ride with them...

[sarah navarro]

wow you guys are confusing me i switched my posts around,but ok i'll go with the flow.

Indy yells ,"SURE GREAT DONT WAIT FOR ME!"

he runs back in the house and is trying to find a place to hide and looks extremly scared and frustrated.He looks in the fridge and sees the "Lead Lined" sticker in the fridge he tears everything out and gets in but a orange and a tub of Crisco are blocking the door

voice,"3,2" screen changes to the bomb saying "I like Ike" engraved in it. "1,0" Indy gets the door closed.

[The_Raiders]

Then just seconds after getting the fridge door closed, a massive shockwave flows through the artificial town, disintigrating everything in sight, destroying the town and sending the refridgerator hurtiling through the sky and destroying everything else. The fridge finally makes a crash landing and a disorientated Indy rolls out to alittle animal. He makes his way up a hill only to see a massive mushroom cloud consuming the town.

[DocWhiskey]

edit........

[Dust McAlan]

We get a good shot of the government hangar where Indy is after the blast. Inside, Indy is being scrubbed down by a group of operatives in hazmat suits. Once he's done, the FBI questions Indy.

"Were you aware that George McHale was working for the Russians?"

[IJ_KELLER]

"I had no reason to think Mac was a spy. We did 20-30 missions in Europe and the south pacific."

[Snakes]

G-Man: "Don't wave your war record in our face Colonel Jones, we all served."

[Ska]

Jones: No kidding. Whose side were you on?!

Indy continues to give Agent Taylor the death stare as the other FBI agent walks toward Indy.

BTW, I never noticed the bomb had "I like Ike" on it...will have to check that out next time. Thanks!

[mutt willams]

BTW, I never noticed the bomb had "I like Ike" on it...will have to check that out next time. Thanks!
me either...

[IndyMarion57]

Same here..

Anybody know the next line? (lol)

[sarah navarro]

Agent:"I dont think you realize the gravity of this situation,you aided and embeded KGB agents into a topic secret area,in the middle of MY country the United States of America".

(the agent walks around Indy questioning him.)

.....I think thats it:p

[Dr.Sartorius]

General Ross: "Indy, don't you know you shouldn't crawl inside refrigerators, those things can be death traps." (?)

[IJ_KELLER]

"Good to see you too, General."