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ROTLAcustom
02-23-2002, 02:27 AM
WHAAAAAAAAA.....no one wants to play the game seriously

PLEASE ONLY POST IDEAS FOR KILLING OFF WILLIE!!!!

My suggestions:

1) Throw her out the plane again, but without the raft, Indy
2) Have the big guy eat her brains with a spoon
3) Place her in the iron drop box and into a vat of frying grease. Then they could feed the people in India with deepfied Fillet-O-Willie.
4) Simple as the Cairo Swordsman, she's bitching, he turns and fires Amen
5) He has her run in front of the elephant while trying to get an apple.
6) Have Marion in a drinking contest with Willie, then let Willie drive herself home
7) Without Belloq's chant, allow Willie to touch the Ark
8) Indy runs out of bullets, needs a shield - Willie
9) Have her sing and dance on a land mine to clear a path
10) Indy tells her, "I am not gay, but I willing to try" and she hangs herself

11) Put Willie around Marion ANYWHERE! (can't you just see that? ) - (submitted by XFKirsten)

12) Feed her bugs all day - (ROTLAcustom - me)

13)Lock Willie in a room with a rope, a tree and a few other useful items NOTE:No nail Polish, hair conditioning or Jewels.

14)Hmm, I seem to remember an old story, What was it called? The Pendelum? (HEHE)

15)Lock her in a room with a cannible.

16)when she's asleep chop off her arms and replace it with that of a sumo Wrestlers! (13-16 submitted by 00Kevin)

17) In ToD, Indy has her taste the drink first
18) She gets arrested and beaten in jail for molesting ShortRound in his sleeping bag
19) Mola Ram rips out her vocal chords (the audience cheers) and Mola says "Kali Bah! What a waste of my time..."
20) Indy jumps out the mine cart with only ShortRound....
21) Willie stands too close to the water shoting out the side of the mountain
22)They decide to replace her breasts with implants of the Shankara Stones (Hot Hot Hot)
23) She marries the Prince, he has her excuted shortly after because she wouldnt shut up enough to put out
24) Bat flies down and bites her, dies of rabies
25) Elephant doesnt see her, sits down on her
26) When Indy handed her the gun during the chase, it should have gone off in her hand and into her face
27) Indy misplaced his razor in the apple
28) Indy leaves her in the room with the falling ceiling and spikes
29) When Indy cut the bridge rope, she remains on the half with the Thugees
30) If not that, the English army misfire and hit her instead of the Thugees

Thanks to the 2 people who responded NICELY

Ash

http://ROTLAcustoms.homestead.com/index.html

Pale Horse
01-14-2004, 01:00 AM
Not another game, but this one should have received a lot more posts, because of it's creativity...

Who will carry it on?

Vogel
01-14-2004, 11:30 AM
I couldn´t kill willie. Even when she is complaining. I only like killing nazi´s

Way´s for killing nazi´s:
1.Punch him and bang his had against the wall.
2.Let Marion shoot him from behind wile he´s trying to shoot me

MP3
01-14-2004, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by ROTLAcustom
14)Hmm, I seem to remember an old story, What was it called? The Pendelum? (HEHE)

ROTFLMAO!!!! Although if you're thinking of the same story as I am, it's called "The Pit and the Pendelum". *shudder* That story always gave me the creeps.

The problem is that the victim in that story is saved in the end, so having the same thing happen to Willie wouldn't "kill her off"...

00Kevin
01-14-2004, 02:20 PM
not a new game apalehorse my friend:

http://www.theraider.net/theraven/showthread.php?threadid=1614

no clue why he didn't just BUMP that one...then again, I think apalehorse has bumped enough threads for every member on this bloody forum

TheOldBum
01-14-2004, 02:37 PM
Haha, I like number four.

Hm.

31)Introduce her to Marion Ravenwood AND LET THE FUN BEGIN.

Cheers,

The Old Bum

Joe Brody
01-14-2004, 09:02 PM
I'm not in favor of killing anybody and I think all this energy is being misdirected.

Willie has so much hair product and mousse in her hair that she's a walking fire hazard. All she has to do is walk next to an open flame . . . and poof! No more Willie.