Humor Titles For Indy V

[Gear]

From George LUCAS and Stephen SPIELBERG hiding behind their couch comes...


INDIANA JONES and the REVENGE of the FANS

If adventure has a name it must be...

BOX OFFICE MONEY

[Lonsome Indy]

Indiana Jones and the Nursery Home

i kid, Harrison. ^-^

[The Man]

Indiana Jones And The Deaths In The Family...

[No Ticket]

Indiana Jones and I can't Believe It's Happening Again

[QBComics]

Indiana Jones and Mutt's fantasmical swinging adventure to the Bike shop.

"We thought the bike would be the perfect Macguffin for this film. Oh Indy won't be in the film despite the title and Jar Jar will be the villain, but in the end breaks tradition and doesn't die. I expect high ratings for this one."

-George Lucas

[The Man]

Indiana Jones and Mutt's fantasmical swinging adventure to the Bike shop.

"We thought the bike would be the perfect Macguffin for this film. Oh Indy won't be in the film despite the title and Jar Jar will be the villain, but in the end breaks tradition and doesn't die. I expect high ratings for this one."

-George Lucas

Another 800 million in the bank. Damn, George, you're good...

[Spalkomania]

Indiana Jones and Hurry Up Hasbro, Bring Out More Indy Figures.

[Indy_Chic]

Indiana Jones and the Unpaid Child Support Payments of Doom.


(I'm totally loving this thread Gear!:D)

[Violet Indy]

Indiana Jones and the Revenge of the Illegit Daughter (who's mum isn't Marion!).

[The Man]

Indiana Jones And The Phantom Queen Of Nazi She-Wolf Island...

[Ai-Chan]

Indiana Jones and the CGI Monkey's of Doom

[Indy's brother]

Indiana Jones And The Phantom Queen Of Nazi She-Wolf Island...

That actually sounds...kind of cool.

[The Man]

That actually sounds...kind of cool.

And sexy, too. Perhaps too sexy for PG-13, though...

[Nurhachi1991]

Indiana Jones and the Wal-Mart Isles of despair.




Even the good professor will not be able to find TOD figures at Wl-mart :p

[Gear]

(I'm totally loving this thread Gear!:D)


:hat:


They brought us the CGI washed thriller/adventure jam packed with out-of-place scenes - like Tarzan reminiscent vein swinging with Ewok like monkeys - Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and it's sequel Revenge of the Fans as well as the cheap sell out Animated Star Wars TV series ... Now the insane film duo returns with...


INDIANA JONES and the RAIDERS of the FRANCHISE CASH COW

... The pants might not fit, but we know we can still squeeze some money out of the hat

[dozak]

Indiana Jones and the quest for the missing Fedora

*Sigh* What would Indy do without his trusty fedora hat? :D

[The Man]

Indiana Jones And The Joy Of Leprosy...

Indiana Jones And The Minotaur's Balls...

Indiana Jones And The Whipping Of Bridget The Midget...

[Mephisto]

Indiana Jones and the Search for Hitler's Testicle.
Indy must travel the world in search of Hitler's missing testicle before the Nazi's can locate it.

[Dr Bones]

Indiana Jones and the writers of the lost plot.

Indiana Jones and the rapers of fanboy childhood memories

Indiana Jones and the last raiders of the temple of lost crystal monkey skulls of doom.

Indiana Jones and the 20 years of child maintenance backpayments.

Indiana Jones and the lost hope of Connery's return.

Indiana Jones and since the cognitive therapy he actually quite likes snakes, but not on a plane.

Indiana Jones and for the last time I won't be playing Han Solo again so get over it you geeks!

Indiana Jones and the discovery of "Just For Men".

[Nurhachi1991]

Indiana Jones and the Tampon of Destiny

Mutt Jones and the search for Indiana Jones

[aJakeinthePlane]

Indiana Jones and the quest for a descant pair of shoes that are comfortable but still look nice.

[The Man]

Indiana Jones And The Little Louse On The Prairie Dog...

[Indy's brother]

Indiana Jones and the Quest He Can't Remember Anymore
Indiana Jones and The Search For His Back Pill

(Hmmph. All I can come up with are cheap shots about his age...sorry).

[The Man]

Indiana Jones And Pazuzu's Cat...

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn22/baldamrish/4441772-lg.jpg
"The power of Christ, my ass!"

[Team Indy]

Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Zombie!

What? You wanted Indy's father to be back. Maybe if they bribe Mr. Connery with enough cash, they'll get him out of retirement and he can play the role.

Here are some more.

Sallah and the Quest for the Ark of the Covenant!

When Indiana Jones dies of a massive heart attack, it's up to Sallah, Marion, and Mutt to give the Ark of the Covenant back to the U.S. Government before the Brazilian Army can get it!

That'll get the fans to get out the torches and stage mass protests.

Indiana Jones and the Constipation Attack!

Indiana Jones and the Continuation of the Series into the 1960s! The horror! The horror!

Indiana Jones and a 1940s World War II film that should've been produced in the 1990s!

Indiana Jones and the Neo-Nazi Daughter of Doom! (Guess who the mother is.)

And, that's all for now.

[JCC1004]

Indiana Jones and the missing hand.
Indy goes in a temple and leaves his whip behind and as he grasp it the door slams on his hand. He runs home to be deemed disabled by the US.

[Lonsome_Drifter]

Indiana Jones and the Way He Killed All Raven Members Because He Hates Them

I am so original!

[Team Indy]

Indiana Jones and the Fangirls of Doom!

Indiana Jones and a Streetcar Named Desire

Indiana Jones and the Revenge of the Watchmen!

Indiana Jones vs. Rorschach!

Indiana Jones meets Lara Croft... hilarity ensues

Disaster strikes when Indy hides in a TNT warehouse and an Indy-hater tosses a lit match in

Sallah finally gets his own movie!

Well, I tried. Keep in mind it's almost midnight here and I should be asleep.

[Zeppelin]

Indiana Jones vs. George Lucas

[kongisking]

Indiana Jones and the Billionth Thread Created for the Sole Purpose of Slamming the Fourth Film and It's Characters. How's that for a movie, haters? :down:

[MarionRavenChu]

Gotta Catch Em' All

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v474/pikabellechu/IndianaJones/TempleofChu1-1.jpg

[JP Jones]

Indiana Jones and the Fine, you want another one, well here it is, but I know your gonna still complain about it.

(And you thought Kingdom of the crystal skull was a long one)

[Rocket Surgeon]

Indiana Jones and I'm OK, You're OK

Indiana Jones and the Bridge to Total Freedom

Indiana Jones and the Celestial Teapot

Indiana Jones and the Sincere Pumpkin Patch

[Dr. Gonzo]

Indiana Jones and the Sincere Pumpkin Patch

Ha ha haw!

[Rocket Surgeon]

Indiana Jones and the Sincere Pumpkin Patch
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2590/3864292624_a736d89d33.jpg

[MaverickKing]

Indiana Jones And The Phantom Queen Of Nazi She-Wolf Island...

This gets my vote.


Indiana Jones V: Raiders of the Jurassic Park

Killing two franchises with one stone...

[kongisking]

This gets my vote.


Indiana Jones V: Raiders of the Jurassic Park

Killing two franchises with one stone...

This would be truly amazing. Dr. Jones and Dr. Grant fending off a raptor pack back-to-back! This is a great crossover idea! The only problem is the different time periods each character lives in.

Maybe Indy accidentally gets warped into the future, and the only magical object with the power to manipulate time is hidden on Isla Sorna and so he therefore teams up with Alan Grant and Ian Malcome to help him survive on this island?

Instant Classic!

[MaverickKing]

I'd certainly buy the DVD.

[Team Indy]

Indiana Jones and Willie Comes Back With a Vengeance!

Indiana Jones and What is Sallah Hiding Inside His Breeches?

Indiana Jones and Snakes in a Plane! (That would be an epic crossover.)

Indiana Jones and Marion Get Pregnant!

Indiana Jones and the Feeding of the Cash-Cow

Indiana Banana and the Trip to Guatemala!

Indiana Jones and Wow, Team Indy is feeling random this afternoon

[WilliamBoyd8]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Howard the Duck

[Col. Detritch]

Indiana Jones and the Incident of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Bed with Lower Back Support

Indiana Jones and the Darn Kids playing on the Lawn Again

The Curious Case of Indiana Jones

Indiana Jones and the Invite to Willie and Short Round's Wedding Which he Refuses to Go to Because He Believes It is Wrong

Indiana Jones and the Hannah Montana Song that Doesn't Suck

Indiana Jones and Sallah's Funeral

Indiana Jones and Mutt's Gay Experience

Indiana Jones and the Son He Never Had

Mutt Williams and the Search For His Farter’s Approval

Indiana Jones and the Last Liver

Indiana Jones and When Marion Went Through Menopause

Indiana Jones and the Noise all the Kid's Listen to These Days

Indiana Jones and that Dang Knee Again

Indiana Jones and the Wheel Chair Chase Down the Retirement Village Halls for the Last Hard Candy

George Lucas and the Jar Jar Binks Files

Enjoy!:hat:

[Inbanana]

Mutt Williams and the Hell of the Horny Monkeys

[Violet Indy]

Mutt Williams and the Hell of the Horny Monkeys

Now that reminds me of that scene in "Welcome to the Jungle" where The Rock is hanging upside down on a tree and these baboons turn up. One baboon jumps on his head and starts humping him! So funny!

Ok, let me contribute.

Indiana Jones and the Grandfather Paradox
Indiana Jones and the chick Mutt gets accidently pregnant
Indiana Jones meets Austin Powers
Indiana Jones meets James Bond
Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Incas
Indiana Jones: The Adventurer that Loved Me
Indiana Jones: From Cairo, with Love
Indiana Jones and the Saucermen who Crashed into his Front Lawn

[Zeppelin]

Indiana Jones and the Hidden Empire of the Zombie Ninja Pirates

[Meerkat]

Indiana Jones and the chick Mutt gets accidently pregnant


I can totally see that happening.:sick:

[Col. Detritch]

hahahaha!!!:up: These are good!
Mutt gets some one pregnant
or
Originally Posted by Col. Detritch
Indiana Jones and Mutt's Gay Experience:p No offence Mutt fans!

Indiana Jones and the Racially Insensitive Comment (You know Old people... kidding:p)
Indiana Jones and the Second Wife (or third?)
Indiana Jones and the Cross County Road Trip... of Doom:sleep:
Indiana Jones and the Catnap of Eternity
Matt Williams and the Choice to Pull the Plug:eek:

Sorry Harrison, old guy jokes are just so easy and fun!:hat:

[Team Indy]

Indiana Jones and Oh, Dear, Marion is Pregnant... with Sallah's Baby

Mutt Jones and the Curse of Canon Rape (No, I don't think Mutt himself is an example of canon rape, he's an excellent character. If Mutt wore Indy's hat or something else equally shocking, that would be canon rape.)

Marion Jones and the Wildflowers of Doom (Imagine this... Marion is picking wildflowers, when one day, a bee stings her! She torches the entire beehive with the help of a pyro!)

[Inbanana]

Mutt Williams and the Pearl of the Blue Oyster Queen

[Jack Nelligan]

Indiana Jones and the Hip Replacement

Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Golden Walker

Indiana Jones and the 8 Trips a Night to the Restroom

Indiana Jones and the Legend of Viagra

Indiana Jones and the Quest for a Solid Stream

[Col. Detritch]

Indiana Jones and the Excitement of Voting
Indiana Jones and the Grandchilden are Coming up for the Weekend
Indiana Jones and the Multiple Age Related Jokes
Indiana Jones and the Discovery of the Internet (Very Old Indy)
Mutt Williams and the Drink Driving Affair
:hat:

[The_Raiders]

Indiana Jones and the First Black Prez

[Bjorn Heimdall]

Indiana Jones V: He no longer needs an IV cause he is much better now

Indiana Jones and the quest for a Macguffin that Tomb Raider hasn't already used

Indiana Jones and his friends go beat up whoever let a stupid word like 'MacGuffin' become popular - Hitchcock is long gone so I guess we will just bash Lucas again

[DocWhiskey]

Indiana Jones and the Quest for Indy V news because The Raven is getting slow.

[Col. Detritch]

hahaha! True is true!:p

Indiana Jones and the Indy V fan plot that doesn't involve killing Marion or Mutt!:eek:

Indiana Jones and the adventure no one is kidnapped!

Henry Jones Sr. and the... hell any thing with Herny is a winner!

The Young Marcus Brody Chronicles

Indiana Jones: Moonraker (And you though Indy was done with space...)

Indiana Jones V The Quest for Peace

Indiana Jones and the Game of Charades- :whip: & the :o :sick:

[avidfilmbuff]

Indiana Jones and the Whipping of Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

[Chicago Jones]

INDIANA JONES AND THE SEARCH FOR THE FLAPPING FART KINGS :up:

[Chicago Jones]

Or

Indiana Jones And The Curse Of Geore Lucas's Six Chinned Beard!

[Indysolo12]

From George LUCAS and Stephen SPIELBERG hiding behind their couch comes...


INDIANA JONES and the REVENGE of the FANS

If adventure has a name it must be...

BOX OFFICE MONEY

Indiana Jones and the Fight Between Mac and Indy

[Indysolo12]

Indiana Jones and the Sex With Lara Croft (Indy Cheats on Marion)

or

Indiana Jones and the Revenge of the Star Wars Trilogy

[Rocket Surgeon]

Indiana Jones and the Clumsy, Dithering, Mudane Responses forever standing as a monument to your lack of comic insight, timing, originality and flow.

Indiana Jones and Proof of the Questionable Value of your Opinions

[Montana Smith]

Indiana Jones and the Return to Skull Island

Peter Jackson's Indiana Jones: The Son of Kong (you can sit this one out, George)

Indiana Jones and the B.P.R.D.

Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Plastic Hip

Indiana Jones and the Half-Burned B*tch: Spalko's Revenge

[Exulted Unicron]

Mutt Willaims and the Quest for Woodstock

[Meerkat]

Indiana Jones and the Half-Burned B*tch: Spalko's Revenge

Looks like you're not the only one who doesn't think she's dead.:rolleyes: