What are you giving up for Lent?

[Rocket Surgeon]

Beer, hockey...

See if you can tell from my posts how long I last.

:dead:

[|ZiR|]

Watching hockey, or playing hockey? I am giving up bubble bath because I absolutely love the stuff. All the lovely bubbly-wubbly-wubbly. Up your nosy, in your tosies. Oh and porn.

Which one of you guys is going to give up Indy?

[Nurhachi1991]

Porn is to hard to give up.

[|ZiR|]

I know, right. I can't even check my e-mail without being tempted. :dead:

[The Man]

I'm giving up abstinence...

[|ZiR|]

You should give up ellipses.

[The Man]

You should give up ellipses.

You mean...go...cold...turkey..?

...No...

[Rocket Surgeon]

Watching hockey, or playing hockey? Oh and porn. Which one of you guys is going to give up Indy?

Watching, but playing is going to lead to drinking which is going to lead to watching. (Which is going to be hell while the Devils are on top)

Give up porn...who are YOU kidding!

:dead:

[Finn]

First three posts in this thread made me damn happy for the fact I'm not a Christian.

[Pale Horse]

I am giving great urge to give up my resistance to banning. :p

[DocWhiskey]

I'm not giving up anything.

Uh...yeah.

[Agent Crab]

First three posts in this thread made me damn happy for the fact I'm not a Christian.

Same.

I have no belifes whatsoever. No offense to anyone here. I do respect peopel who have belifes, though. As long they don't throw it in my face.

[|ZiR|]

First three posts in this thread made me damn happy for the fact I'm not a Christian.

Whoa, who said anything about being Christian? I'm not religious; I just do Lent for funzies. Are the rest of you Christians? Weird-o. I didn't even think about that.

Watching, but playing is going to lead to drinking which is going to lead to watching.

It's vicious cycle, Rocket, give it up.

You mean...go...cold...turkey..?

...No...

Yes. Ellipses, the dots of Satan. They're a drug, Man.

[Rocket Surgeon]

It's vicious cycle, Rocket, give it up.

Thanks for the encouragement...OK.

[Dyonus]

I'm glad I'm Protestant. My branch of Protestant doesn't recognize Lent.

[Finn]

I'm not religious; I just do Lent for funzies. 40 days without porn, beer and hockey. What are you, a masochist?

[|ZiR|]

What. You don't like to push yourself because you can? Test your limits? It's what all the cool kids are doing. It's like making yourself to run that extra mile before you hit the showers.

Thanks for the encouragement...OK.

You're welcome! I'm trying to be very positive, as I know how hard hockey can be to give up and--WAITAMINUTE, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.

Thanks for the encouragement...OK

!!!

[Finn]

What. You don't like to push yourself because you can? What's the point? I'm already alpha enough as it is.

[Rocket Surgeon]

I'm glad I'm Protestant.
Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.
MRS. BLACKITT:
What are we dear?
MR. BLACKITT:
Protestant, and fiercely proud of it.
MRS. BLACKITT:
Hmm. Well, why do they have so many children?
MR. BLACKITT:
Because... every time they have sexual intercourse, they have to have a baby.
MRS. BLACKITT:
But it's the same with us, Harry.
MR. BLACKITT:
What do you mean?
MRS. BLACKITT:
Well, I mean, we've got two children, and we've had sexual intercourse twice.
MR. BLACKITT:
That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted.
MRS. BLACKITT:
Really?
MR. BLACKITT:
Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.
MRS. BLACKITT:
What, you mean... lock the door?
MR. BLACKITT:
No, no. I mean, because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue.
MRS. BLACKITT:
What d'you mean?
MR. BLACKITT:
I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...
MRS. BLACKITT:
Oh, yes, Harry.
MR. BLACKITT:
...and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure... that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.
MRS. BLACKITT:
Ooh!
MR. BLACKITT:
That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen-seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas,... [sniff] ...and, Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom! Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want.
MRS. BLACKITT:
You what?
MR. BLACKITT:
French Ticklers. Black Mambos. Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.
MRS. BLACKITT:
Have you got one?
MR. BLACKITT:
Have I got one? Uh, well, no, but I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'
MRS. BLACKITT:
Well, why don't you?
MR. BLACKITT:
But they-- Well, they cannot, 'cause their church never made the great leap out of the Middle Ages and the domination of alien episcopal supremacy.

[Rocket Surgeon]

So I was just given Devil tickets...is attending a game the same as watching?

[|ZiR|]

Yeah, so I'm out. I accidentally opened a porn folder and I didn't get out in time. To be fair though, once you get caught in a porn loop you can be there for days.

So I was just given Devil tickets...is attending a game the same as watching?

This is clearly a test from our Lord. DON'T GO UNLESS YOU LIKE THE IDEA HELLFIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Yeah, so I'm out. I accidentally opened a porn folder and I didn't get out in time. To be fair though, once you get caught in a porn loop you can be there for days.

This is clearly a test from our Lord. DON'T GO UNLESS YOU LIKE THE IDEA HELLFIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY.

I do like heat...

[Finn]

Yeah, so I'm out. I accidentally opened a porn folder and I didn't get out in time. To be fair though, once you get caught in a porn loop you can be there for days. You got some mad stamina, bro. Wrist hurt much?

[Indy's brother]

Which one of you guys is going to give up Indy?

I'm quitting on KOTCS for a while, but not for lent. I need some time off to get a fresh perspective after all my conflicted feelings. So far, researching some of it's inspirations, and how and why some parts were done has given me some a new appreciation of it. You know, solving that whole "forest for the trees" thing.

Beer & porn? Marriage has been all the lent I need for that, thank you.
If anything, I'd like to dust off my old bad habits for a 40 day run of mayhem.

[Rocket Surgeon]

This is clearly a test from our Lord. DON'T GO UNLESS YOU LIKE THE IDEA HELLFIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY.

Parking Pass included!

[Rocket Surgeon]

Marty's back, shutout 99! Tickets, parking pass, Marty...what else could go right! Damn!

[Rocket Surgeon]

jeeze...you mention porn and everyone abandons the board!

[Indy Black]

Pron what pron:rolleyes:
A friend of mine in high school gave up malt balls for Lent, by the end he ate an entire box of them for lunch.
Personally it's not my thing but :hat: to those who do.

[Dyonus]

I've given up Catholicism for Lent!

[Agent Crab]

I've given up Catholicism for Lent!


I lawled.

@ Indy Black - Sounds like a friend of mine who gave up somethin' for Lent, but snacked between whatever he had.

[indifan101]

Sex and drinking was broken last night:eek: ah well lol:D

[Rocket Surgeon]

Two and a half weeks, and all I saw was Marty's Post Game interview. I think St Paddy's is going to be the day, If I get the usual dispensation to eat corned beef...the parties and parades happen on assorted dates to avoid conflict, maybe I can get a pass for Marty's big day. If not, 20 out of 40 days is respectable. It seems like I'm being tempted though, hmmm. Coincidence?

[The Magic Rat]

Ice Cream.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Are any of you old enough to chalenge yourself?

Denying those creature comforts for your own edification?

Can you see the benefit?

What will you give up for Lent?

If not for Lent, what can you give up to steel your will?

Can you?

Will you?

How?

Why?

For how long can you stand strong?

[Montana Smith]

Are any of you old enough to chalenge yourself?

Denying those creature comforts for your own edification?

Can you see the benefit?

What will you give up for Lent?

If not for Lent, what can you give up to steel your will?

Can you?

Will you?

How?

Why?

For how long can you stand strong?

Be strong, you must. The power of the dark side, a great temptation it is.

[Rocket Surgeon]

You can always resolve to DO something (donate time) for someone else...

[Nurhachi1991]

Nothing......

[Pale Horse]

Are any of you old enough to chalenge yourself?

Denying those creature comforts for your own edification?

Can you see the benefit?

What will you give up for Lent?

If not for Lent, what can you give up to steel your will?

Can you?

Will you?

How?

Why?

For how long can you stand strong?


I've given up denial in all forms.

[Attila the Professor]

I came up with beef. Also some resolve to get back to running on a regular basis.