Megan Fox is Hot...CRAZY Hot.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Sorry no pictures, but you can add those...just ask yourself, how long could you put up with her? Could you run the Marathon or are you a hit a run type?

1. Golden Globes, January 2009: "I am pretty sure I'm a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man."

2. FHM, June 2007: "I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush.' "

3. GQ, September 2008: "Olivia Wilde is so sexy, she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."

4. New York Post, November 2008: "I'm obsessed with [Zac Efron]. What you don't know is that Zac and I are the same person. It's like Janet and Michael [Jackson]. We are the same person."

5. Esquire, May 2009: "Let me tell you what it's really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music involved."

6. GQ, October 2008: "If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like—you can smell the warmth in the fart."

7. Comic-Con, July 2009: "I would eat Rob Pattinson so that I could steal some of that pretty. I wanna be pretty like he's pretty. I want that James Dean, that sexy-ass hair."

8. Esquire, May 2009: "I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."

9. GQ, June 2009: "When you think about it [actors are] kind of prostitutes. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone...It's really kind of gross."

10. Can't even come close to making a decision on this one. Should it be her slamming Scarlett Johansson, describing men as "weak like puppies," her 15-year-old's libido or her ironically claiming she doesn't want to be on the cover of every magazine?

[ResidentAlien]

I hate this vapid idiot.

[indyclone25]

i think shes alright, but she would be a girl i looked at on the street and say to myself " stuck up little rich girl"and then keep walking.

[The Man]

Don't find her remotely attractive - sexually or otherwise.

[Hans]

I'm really tired of seeing megan fox

[Finn]

The problem with the Foxy Fox is that she is too "babelicious". Her only job is to look good, be a hottie, but she kinda does it in a way that goes over the top, which results in something that resembles more a caricature than a real, breathing person.

So, meh. Give me something with real character (but still with adequate looks) over her any given day.

[Attila the Professor]

So, meh. Give me something with real character (but still with adequate looks) over her any given day.

Well, that's what Mary-Louise Parker is for.

[Violet Indy]

Thanks Rocket. I could use a good laugh. All I have to say is what the hell was Michael Bay thinking, giving her the opportunity to be in the Transformers movies anyway? There are just as good looking and even more deserving actresses out there, who probably would be better suited to the role of Mikaela and would have better answers in interviews.

Btw, did anyone else here read that letter a few crew members wrote after Fox said a comment, where she compared Bay to Hitler in an interview? They said she was "dumb enough to be in porn." :p

[Rocket Surgeon]

Thanks Rocket. I could use a good laugh. Glad you liked...Btw, did anyone else here read that letter a few crew members wrote after Fox said a comment, where she compared Bay to Hitler in an interview? They said she was "dumb enough to be in porn." :p

You mean this one?

This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she's no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can't give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan's panties, the other has the often ****ty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We've traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to "working with Hitler". We actually don't think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn't realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let's get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their 'A' game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He's one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he's loyal, one of the few directors we've encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don't insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we've all worked around. She's as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone's hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We've heard the A.D's piped over the radio that Megan won't walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John's done seventy-five movies and she's made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn't know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy's work to meet Megan, but he wouldn't let them come because he told them "she is not nice."

The press certainly doesn't know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn't let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can't believe Michael is ****ing forcing us to go to the ****ing pyramids!" I guess this is the "Hitler guy" she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don't get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly *****. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.

But 'Fame' is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em' come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

[ResidentAlien]

I read that up until the point where they used the phrase "bring their a-game."

Then I realized that these people are just as ****ing stupid as Megan Fox.


**** Michael Bay and his posse and the vapid valley girls they give tyrannical rise to.

[Attila the Professor]

I read that up until the point where they used the phrase "bring their a-game."

Then I realized that these people are just as ****ing stupid as Megan Fox.


**** Michael Bay and his posse and the vapid valley girls they give tyrannical rise to.

Well, so long as you have a good metric by which to judge people...

[Gear]

**** Michael Bay and his posse and the vapid valley girls they give tyrannical rise to.


'Tyrannical rise'?..

Acquaint yourself with a dictionary. And a thesaurus.


The past couple of days, a friend of mine's been going on about Fox and... some other lady, and seems to think they're hotter than hot pink spandex pants, which apparently is really hot.

Idunno. Her pictures are sexy, but I wonder how realistic they are of her. I get the impression that she's a trend tool who knows how to play and sell herself. I may be wrong. As stated, idunno.

As for actresses, Erica Cerra as Eureka's Deputy Jo Lupo could kill Megan Fox in all sorts of owned.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/Jo_Lupo_1.jpg

(Apparently the show takes place here in Oregon, so that's within jurisdiction to make a house call)

[ResidentAlien]

Well, so long as you have a good metric by which to judge people...


There's something indicative about those who use that phrase, I think. It's become a cliche so readily thanks to reality TV. That and "I'm not here to make friends."

It's a phrase that I think suggests a sophomoric, melodramatic air of self-importance that is as off-putting as it is simply nonsensical.

[ResidentAlien]

'Tyrannical rise'?..

Acquaint yourself with a dictionary. And a thesaurus.


The past couple of days, a friend of mine's been going on about Fox and... some other lady, and seems to think they're hotter than hot pink spandex pants, which apparently is really hot.

Idunno. Her pictures are sexy, but I wonder how realistic they are of her. I get the impression that she's a trend tool who knows how to play and sell herself. I may be wrong. As stated, idunno.

As for actresses, Erica Cerra as Eureka's Deputy Jo Lupo could kill Megan Fox in all sorts of owned.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/Jo_Lupo_1.jpg

(Apparently the show takes place here in Oregon, so that's within jurisdiction to make a house call)

I happen to be quite adept in the English language, thanks much.


But since you challenge me:


"Tyranny-- exercising power in a cruel or arbitrary way."


http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/megan_fox_fan.jpg

Celebrities are among the most powerful people in the world-- this is the example they set. Cruel, selfish and self-aggrandizing.

She might be no Stalin, but her megalomaniac tendency exists in its own fashion, one that's perhaps post-modern, but no less disgusting.

The fact that she can draw millions on her looks alone, that she has countless admirers demonstrates the depth of her "power." Perhaps you debate or doubt wholly how she exercises this power, but it is its own sort of tyranny.


Now, bugger off little man. ;)

[Gear]

It just seemed like an awkward use of the word in its context.

But I stand corrected.



I don't know, nor have I met Fox, so I can't speak too much about her character. Since you mentioned celebrities as a whole, you must look at it from their perspective. They're constantly before the world and often being scrutinized for any and everything. That's not an excuse for actions or behaviors they exhibit, but you should take into consideration the extreme pressure.

That being said, there's a difference between being overwhelmed and being unkindly or mean spirited, or simply not thinking.

[DocWhiskey]

Megan Fox comes off as one dimensional as her movie characters. The less I see of her, the better. Now, it's not that I want her dead or anything, but...hmmmm... I just....don't want her to live...anymore.

[Finn]

They said she was "dumb enough to be in porn." :p In a way, she already is a porn star.

Think about it a little. Her only function is to look good and make any male laying eyes on her feel aroused. Actual acting skills be damned.

Now, I don't know if we should consider it sad or amazing that she manages to do this without actually baring it all...

[The Man]

Well, that's what Mary-Louise Parker is for.

Agreed. Hot, warm and cool at the same time, Parker can also act - and speak coherently.

[Rocket Surgeon]

There's something indicative about those who use that phrase, I think. It's become a cliche so readily thanks to reality TV. That and "I'm not here to make friends." It's a phrase that I think suggests a sophomoric, melodramatic air of self-importance that is as off-putting as it is simply nonsensical.

But not quite as sophomoric, melodramatic and off-putting nonsensical self-importance as actually watching "reality TV" AND watching it SO much that you enter it as examples of cliche in your lexicon!

(YOU watch reality TV?)

[ResidentAlien]

But not quite as sophomoric, melodramatic and off-putting nonsensical self-importance as actually watching "reality TV" AND watching it SO much that you enter it as examples of cliche in your lexicon!

(YOU watch reality TV?)


I do not at all.

I do watch the occasional Youtube video, though. ;) There are some good collages about Youtube demonstrating the very argument I made.

[Violet Indy]

In a way, she already is a porn star.

Think about it a little. Her only function is to look good and make any male laying eyes on her feel aroused. Actual acting skills be damned.

Now, I don't know if we should consider it sad or amazing that she manages to do this without actually baring it all...

Hahaha! Totally agree with you. In fact, she has very little function in Transformers story wise other than just looking hot on top of motorbikes and cars, with really short shorts and open tops (in fact, I was pretty surprised that she was dressed in more covered clothes in the Egypt bit of Transformers 2). Though you have to consider who the audience is for Transformers- teenage boys essentially. And what looks good with a set of awesome wheels- a totally hot chick with no brain, of course!
:gun: Like shooting fish in a barrel, if I may say. Too easy.

[RedeemedChild]

I have no love for Megan Fox and I find her disgusting.

[Rocket Surgeon]

I have no love for Megan Fox and I find her disgusting.

now now...love the sinner, hate the sin.

She only helped to kill Robots bent on pushing the human race into slavery and global domination...it's not like she drowned or electrocuted one of God's creations...a living being.

[The Man]

Her 'personality' aside, she looks like a creepy-peepered robot - a Stepford Slut, if you will.

[DocWhiskey]

She only helped to kill Robots bent on pushing the human race into slavery and global domination...it's not like she drowned or electrocuted one of God's creations...a living being.

Well, now she's eating them.


And not in a good way mind you....

[Rocket Surgeon]

Well, now she's eating them. And not in a good way mind you....
Talk about typecasting

[The Magic Rat]

Ugly as sin.

And revolting thumbs.

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[IndyWolf15]

I've seen Megan in Tranformers and she tried to act like some hot whore but i never realized she was that bad as a person. If i ever become a professional Tennis player and i pray i will, i pray and hope i will never go rotten as Megan Fox has gone.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Ugly as sin. And revolting thumbs.

Aaaagh! That's a big toe!

[RedeemedChild]

Ugly as sin.

And revolting thumbs.

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I simply am appalled at the direction people like Megan Fox take Hollywood in. I mean she is so suggestive it's almost like she is a pornographic advertisement. She is no better than Brittney Spears, Jennifer Lopez of Sylvia Saint.

Where have all the good actresses gone to? Even Lindsey Lohan has gone astray.

At lest Dakota Fanning, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Emma Watson, Dakota Blue Richards, and Carrie Fisher are proper, respectable and descent so far.

Oh, well all we can do is pray for our society, protest and fight against immorality and be the "change" we wish to see in the world.

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[DocWhiskey]

Ugly as sin.

And revolting thumbs.

I wouldn't go as far as saying "ugly as sin".

The girl is far from ugly.

She's too "porn star" looking for my tastes, but come on she's not ugly.

But she's not that beautiful that she should be where she's at.

And, yes, the toe thumbs creep me out.

[Attila the Professor]

Since we're going to shove so casually aside the fact that people are real-live human beings and that foibles and failings are a part of that humanity...I might as well point out that Carrie Fisher was addicted to drugs. I don't vilify her for this, and have no need to, but if there are those out there looking for a witch hunt, you can add her to the "go dunk in the lake" list.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Where have all the good actresses gone to? Even Lindsey Lohan has gone astray.

At lest...Queen Latifah, ...are proper, respectable and descent so far.

You don't know about Dana Owens being a lesbian? What's your position on that...respectable?

...you can add her to the "go dunk in the lake" list.

but if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood...


I only watch porn in reverse, that way they're puting their clothes on and avoiding sin...

[RedeemedChild]

You don't know about Dana Owens being a lesbian? What's your position on that...respectable?



but if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood...




Rumors! Nothing more and nothing less my friend.

Out of all the news reports that I've seen and articles that I've read Queen Latifah (Dana Owens) is no more lesbian than the moon orbiting the moon is. Mrs. Latifah has also buried those rumors and made it clear that "the media should not meddle in peoples lives" in that kind of manner.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Rumors! Nothing more and nothing less my friend.

Out of all the news reports that I've seen and articles that I've read Queen Latifah (Dana Owens) is no more lesbian than the moon orbiting the moon is. Mrs. Latifah has also buried those rumors and made it clear that "the media should meddle in peoples lives" in that kind of manner.

Hmmm...well, I certainly know what I've seen with my own eyes.

[Finn]

I only watch porn in reverse, that way they're puting their clothes on and avoiding sin... Try watching a whole scene next time. If we don't count the money shot, I haven't noticed much difference between forward and reverse.

My engineer friend said that it's a standard occurence with hydraulics.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Try watching a whole scene next time. If we don't count the money shot, I haven't noticed much difference between forward and reverse.

My engineer friend said that it's a standard occurence with hydraulics.
What blowing a piston? a rod? or a hose?

Like I wrote...they're putting clothes back ON!

...and getting the toothpaste back in the tube has got to be SOME kind of modern miracle!

[Pale Horse]

What blowing a piston? a rod? or a horse?

Don't bring me into this. It's better if I have plausible deniability.

That way, I can mod this topic closed if it goes too far.

[Attila the Professor]

Rumors! Nothing more and nothing less my friend.

Out of all the news reports that I've seen and articles that I've read Queen Latifah (Dana Owens) is no more lesbian than the moon orbiting the moon is. Mrs. Latifah has also buried those rumors and made it clear that "the media should not meddle in peoples lives" in that kind of manner.

The bigger question, of course, is regardless of whether the paparazzi can confirm or deny: why does it matter?

[avidfilmbuff]

Sorry no pictures, but you can add those...just ask yourself, how long could you put up with her? Could you run the Marathon or are you a hit a run type?

1. Golden Globes, January 2009: "I am pretty sure I'm a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man."

2. FHM, June 2007: "I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush.' "

3. GQ, September 2008: "Olivia Wilde is so sexy, she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."

4. New York Post, November 2008: "I'm obsessed with [Zac Efron]. What you don't know is that Zac and I are the same person. It's like Janet and Michael [Jackson]. We are the same person."

5. Esquire, May 2009: "Let me tell you what it's really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music involved."

6. GQ, October 2008: "If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like—you can smell the warmth in the fart."

7. Comic-Con, July 2009: "I would eat Rob Pattinson so that I could steal some of that pretty. I wanna be pretty like he's pretty. I want that James Dean, that sexy-ass hair."

8. Esquire, May 2009: "I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."

9. GQ, June 2009: "When you think about it [actors are] kind of prostitutes. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone...It's really kind of gross."

10. Can't even come close to making a decision on this one. Should it be her slamming Scarlett Johansson, describing men as "weak like puppies," her 15-year-old's libido or her ironically claiming she doesn't want to be on the cover of every magazine?

I refuse, and I mean I absolutely refuse to even remotely believe that any human being speaks or has ever spoken the way she does. If I am able to cling on to any hope for the future and not become an absolute misanthrope, I just have to pretend I didn't read any of this.

[deckard24]

Well, that's what Mary-Louise Parker is for.
You have good taste Professor!:hat:

[Gear]

Where have all the [cowboys] gone [..]?

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[The Man]

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That dancing Dubya is disturbingly hypnotic.

[AlivePoet]

There is nothing about Fox that turns me on. I state my reasons below:

1) Her eyes. They lack all manner of innocence and seem to be focused on nothing but finishing up so she can get it on with the next one. (take that as you will)

2) Her cheeks. Where are they?

3) Her chest. It's there, but I don't care.

4) Her coherency. I can understand a chick talking with her mouth full more easily than this girl's misfired sentences.

5) Her cash. Sure, I'll take it, but it doesn't exactly fuel the motor...

6) Her personality. Engine stop, lights off, full shut-down.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Wow...this picture is pretty rough!
http://e9iwpq.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pA4djHntUxB8mct58f-09H8DBL71ZTnjfQSipo4mGlJusYygN7Xwd3N1QTAp1N-S8_WsphplaIGwh6QBWAmcgXgC7mC_OhE5T/thumbkj4.png

She hosted Saturday Night Live last night and besides the incredibly weak writing, they just put her in a variety of vapid roles and predictably sex-themed skits. So in short: type cast.

Of note was the Russian "Bride for Sale" where she just stood there in a tight dress. Worked for her though.

[Morning Bell]

I really don't understand the obsession and hype surrounding her. She's not a deep actress and most of the films she's been in have been weak, not to mention she just comes off as a really strange person.

[Perhilion]

She's stupid...hot, but stupid.

[avidfilmbuff]

I really don't understand the obsession and hype surrounding her. She's not a deep actress and most of the films she's been in have been weak, not to mention she just comes off as a really strange person.

It's just society's way of taking the most imbecilic cro-magnons and placing them on a pedestal of fame and attention. Just take a look at the magazines on the supermarket checkout counters, there's never anything thoughtful or insightful, just a whole bunch of superficiality.

[Le Saboteur]

Megan Fox is a fox. And not just in the way you might think if you’ve seen her in a tiny bikini in a men’s magazine or leaning over the hood of a ’76 Camaro in “Transformers.” Yes, Fox is beautiful and often scantily clad, but dozens of beautiful girls arrive in Hollywood every day who are more than happy to pose nearly naked. Unlike them, Fox has a quality that sets her apart: Fox is sly.

Lynn Hirschberg over at the New York Times disagrees with the consensus here. Wander over to the site to read about her self-manufacture (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/15/magazine/15Fox-t.html).

[Jack Nelligan]

She lost all of her superficial appeal to me when I read her response to interviewer’s question about Joe DiMaggio and she answered, “who is that”. The question was prompted by the Marilyn Monroe tattoo Megan has on her right forearm. If she though Marilyn was a great enough Icon to have her tattooed on her arm, you would think she would at least know who the woman was married to.

She reminds me of the old saying, “no matter how good looking a girl is, there is a guy somewhere who is tired of F#%@%&g her!”