Stupid Indy Headlines

[Rocket Surgeon]

Harrison Ford Anxious to Cash Another Indiana Jones Paycheck

By: Edith Zimmerman

Harrison Ford wants more Mutt and Marion family life in Indiana Jones 5

By David Bentley

[Robyn]

Harrison Ford Anxious to Cash Another Indiana Jones Paycheck

By: Edith Zimmerman

Harrison Ford wants more Mutt and Marion family life in Indiana Jones 5

By David Bentley


Aw.. Rocket, how can more Marion in Indy 5 be a stupid headline? ;)

Good to see Harrison agrees with me on more Marion!

I agree with you about the first one though, that's definitely a stupid headline.

[Attila the Professor]

Aw.. Rocket, how can more Marion in Indy 5 be a stupid headline? ;)

Good to see Harrison agrees with me on more Marion!

Yeah, yeah. Really exciting.

Heh, yeah, I'd say you're on the same page.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Good to see Harrison agrees with me on more Marion!

Kind of like saying Obama wants death panels...:rolleyes:

Bring back Marion, as long as she has something to do with the story!

[Robyn]

Kind of like saying Obama wants death panels...:rolleyes:

Bring back Marion, as long as she has something to do with the story!

I hear ya. You know I agree with you on having a purposeful storyline, I've said many times how I didn't like the way Marion was handled in KOTCS. I was just taking a light hearted note that Harrison wanted Karen's return as I do. :hat:

[Robyn]

I haven't posted on the board in while, but as soon as I do I only manage to make a post that annoys. I think I've finally come to the realization that I plain and simply can't seem to contribute anything to this board that anyone here enjoys. Perhaps I'm not the right kind of Indy fan for this board? Who knows.. So with that in mind I think from now on I'll just keep my stupid mouth shut around here.

I'm sorry especially to you Attila, I know that each and every one of my posts here have been nothing but an irritation to you. :o

Oh and sorry for the double post.

[Montana Smith]

I haven't posted on the board in while, but as soon as I do I only manage to make a post that annoys. I think I've finally come to the realization that I plain and simply can't seem to contribute anything to this board that anyone here enjoys. Perhaps I'm not the right kind of Indy fan for this board? Who knows.. So with that in mind I think from now on I'll just keep my stupid mouth shut around here.

I'm sorry especially to you Attila, I know that each and every one of my posts here have been nothing but an irritation to you. :o

Oh and sorry for the double post.

Not that I've read all your posts, Robyn, but speaking generally, there's no point in just writing what you think other people will agree with, or else you might as well stay quiet and let them say it for themselves.

This board is full of varied opinions and whenever you post an opinion, you never know where the discussion will lead, and that's the fun of it.

[Attila the Professor]

I haven't posted on the board in while, but as soon as I do I only manage to make a post that annoys. I think I've finally come to the realization that I plain and simply can't seem to contribute anything to this board that anyone here enjoys. Perhaps I'm not the right kind of Indy fan for this board? Who knows.. So with that in mind I think from now on I'll just keep my stupid mouth shut around here.

I'm sorry especially to you Attila, I know that each and every one of my posts here have been nothing but an irritation to you. :o

Oh and sorry for the double post.

I've criticize you in earnest, what, a handful of times? I wasn't irritated in this thread, for example; I was making a point sardonically, hence the "heh." I think if you look around that I tend to joke in that fashion with people who have very set courses of behavior. It's not a spiteful thing.

Look, if you want to leave, I can't stop you. But I do think if I'm a substantial portion of why you're leaving, than I think perhaps you've misread me. Well, more likely, I've misrepresented myself, or been a tad careless with the ways I've phrased things.

I'm generally not a guy who's that easily irritated. Hyperbole can get to me. So can statements where people seem too unquestioning or uncritical about their own views. But it's never personal. Believe me, I've tried to hold a grudge; it never works.

And what Montana says, honestly, means a lot more than what I'm saying, because, honestly, you believe what you believe. You get to set the terms of the conversation if you want to. That's the way a forum works. You never really notice a person here until they do or say something that is enough out of the ordinary to be noticed. I've come across names that I don't recognize until a couple hundred posts in, or there are others who make an impact in their first few posts. You're consistent, and distinctive, and that's laudable. If you didn't have your own voice, then I'd say, "yeah, go on, leave," because you wouldn't be saying anything that somebody else wasn't already. But you are, y'know? (Oh, and you don't have Indy in your name either, which certainly helps you stand out too. Thank God for that.)

So, come on. What do you say you stick around? Who gives a damn if people like what you say?

[Rocket Surgeon]

Who gives a damn if people like what you say?

That's MY motto!:up:

[Montana Smith]

Who gives a damn if people like what you say?

That's MY motto!:up:

We know! :D (There's never a dull moment when Rocket's around!)

[Robyn]

I've criticize you in earnest, what, a handful of times? I wasn't irritated in this thread, for example; I was making a point sardonically, hence the "heh." I think if you look around that I tend to joke in that fashion with people who have very set courses of behavior. It's not a spiteful thing.

Look, if you want to leave, I can't stop you. But I do think if I'm a substantial portion of why you're leaving, than I think perhaps you've misread me. Well, more likely, I've misrepresented myself, or been a tad careless with the ways I've phrased things.

I'm generally not a guy who's that easily irritated. Hyperbole can get to me. So can statements where people seem too unquestioning or uncritical about their own views. But it's never personal. Believe me, I've tried to hold a grudge; it never works.

And what Montana says, honestly, means a lot more than what I'm saying, because, honestly, you believe what you believe. You get to set the terms of the conversation if you want to. That's the way a forum works. You never really notice a person here until they do or say something that is enough out of the ordinary to be noticed. I've come across names that I don't recognize until a couple hundred posts in, or there are others who make an impact in their first few posts. You're consistent, and distinctive, and that's laudable. If you didn't have your own voice, then I'd say, "yeah, go on, leave," because you wouldn't be saying anything that somebody else wasn't already. But you are, y'know? (Oh, and you don't have Indy in your name either, which certainly helps you stand out too. Thank God for that.)

So, come on. What do you say you stick around? Who gives a damn if people like what you say?

All I can say Attila is that what you just said was nothing but completely kind and thoughtful. I've always liked you(which is why I hate annoying you). I'm glad to hear that I in fact don't seriously irritate you as much as I thought I did! I wasn't going to leave, I just meant I thought it would be better to not post my opinions anymore, cause I feel like I never say the right thing. I'm the kind of person who hates and I mean HATES annoying other people, but I seem to do that around here when I don't even mean to. You guys(including you Attila) are so quick and sharp, so sarcastic and witty I feel like I'm not up to par with you fellas.. and in the words of Marion, it's not your fault if I can't keep up!

But I will certainly will be sticking around! I just need to try and make what I say around here something worth saying before I say it!

Thanks for the helpful post Attila! And thanks for the tip Montana!

[Rocket Surgeon]

Harrison Ford in a Rush to Make Fifth “Indiana” Movie
By Kendra Gilbert


Yeah yeah I know...it's still stupid.

[Team Indy]

Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Double Lobotomy

By Jim Sharman

[lao che & sons]

Aw.. Rocket, how can more Marion in Indy 5 be a stupid headline? ;)

Good to see Harrison agrees with me on more Marion!

I agree with you about the first one though, that's definitely a stupid headline.

personally I think more marion is a bad thing... the only characters that could top that on the list of bad "birng backs" are Spalko, Mola Ram, or Elsa:eek: :sick:

I hope that if they do bring Marion back, she's in a cameo and no the main adventure. Her dialogue was fantastic in the argument in KOTCS with Indy. But I would really rather have a brand new Indy girl, one who complains, and screams a little but can still stand up for herself and mix between Marion, Willie, and Elsa almost ;)

[Robyn]

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Harrison Ford wants more Mutt and Marion family life in Indiana Jones 5

By David Bentley


Here's an Access Hollywood video that pretty much goes right along with this headline:
http://omg.yahoo.com/videos/harrison-ford-on-indiana-jones-5-i-d-love-to-do-it/9688?nc

I still like the "Harrison Ford wants more Marion" part... I can't help it...

[Rocket Surgeon]

Cultural poverty traps and Indiana Jones

by Michael O'Hare


“White man’s burden” movies like the Indiana Jones series play this message out: the cookie-cutter plot is that a bunch of brown people are having a terrible time and can’t do anything about it until a white guy comes into town and saves them (I haven’t seen it, but have the impression Avatar follows this template). Not too different from the parfait gentil knight saving the helpless peasants from the dragon up the valley; since David and Jeanne d’Arc, I don’t remember a lot of stories about the farm boy (or the Puerto Rican on the loading dock) saving a roomful of bankers and generals from something; it was Robert Gould Shaw who made it possible for the black soldiers of the 54th Massachusetts to get their licks in. Toussaint L’Ouverture is a glorious Haitian exception to this meme, but it was a long time ago and the docs running the rural medical centers, and the guys handing out the water and biscuits at the airport, seem to be all white now.

Complete at:
http://www.samefacts.com/2010/01/politics-and-leadership/cultural-poverty-traps-and-indiana-jones/

[Moedred]

Stupid interviewer, actually. But amusing results.
http://stlouis.metromix.com/movies/article/q-and-a-harrison/1717846/content
"Testing the boundaries of the private 'Extraordinary Measures' star"

[Attila the Professor]

Stupid interviewer, actually. But amusing results.
http://stlouis.metromix.com/movies/article/q-and-a-harrison/1717846/content
"Testing the boundaries of the private 'Extraordinary Measures' star"

Hah! That interviewer doesn't know what he's talking about - Ford's got quite a few one-liners up his sleeve apparently, but our man in the press just doesn't like being on the receiving end of them.

I love a good back and forth in a real fruitful interview where the questioner and the subject are on the same page, but a good curmudgeonly set of responses can be fun sometimes too: John Ford, David Mamet...

[Col. Detritch]

Has anyone asked you anything that totally crossed the line?
Yeah.

What’s the last thing?
Uh, it had something to do with a light saber and a whip.


LOL!:D

'Funny one-liners are not Ford’s forte'!:rolleyes:
:hat:

[Montana Smith]

LOL!:D

'Funny one-liners are not Ford’s forte'!:rolleyes:
:hat:


I expect he said this one with his typical deadpan delivery:

Interviewer: Why did the last Indy film get people worked up? I thought it was entertaining.

Harrison: Did they get worked up? I don’t understand.

[Rocket Surgeon]

What if Indiana Jones found a colony of Smurfs?

Nurhachi (http://raven.theraider.net/showpost.php?p=479113&postcount=1)

[Montana Smith]

What if Indiana Jones found a colony of Smurfs?

Nurhachi (http://raven.theraider.net/showpost.php?p=479113&postcount=1)


Does anyone think Indy considered becoming a Nazi...

Rocket (http://raven.theraider.net/showthread.php?t=20322)

:p

[Rocket Surgeon]

Shia LaBeouf Got a Glimpse at "Indiana Jones 5" Script (http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=18736)


Not as stupid and gossipy, makes for a good question:
Shia LaBeouf Not Complaining About Indiana Jones 5, Says Script is ‘Cool’ (http://www.movieline.com/2010/08/shia-labeouf-still-in-indiana-jones-5-says-script-is-crazy.php)


Retarded

Shia Labeouf Talks INDIANA JONES 5 And Yes, He's returning As Mutt (http://geektyrant.com/news/2010/8/20/shia-labeouf-talks-indiana-jones-5-and-yes-hes-returning-as.html)


Factual if unpopular, (here):
Shia LaBeouf Discusses Indiana Jones 5 (http://thefilmstage.com/2010/08/20/shia-labeouf-discusses-indiana-jones-5/)

Does anyone think Indy considered becoming a Nazi...

Rocket (http://raven.theraider.net/showthread.php?t=20322)

:pReally? Really Tana?

[Attila the Professor]

Shia LaBeouf Got a Glimpse at "Indiana Jones 5" Script (http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=18736)
Posted: August 20th, 2010 by WorstPreviews.com Staff

That headline <I>is</I> a joke. (Probably on a few different levels, but I'm honing in on the "script" bit for the moment.)

[Montana Smith]

Really? Really Tana?

Yeah, cos it's plainly obvious he wanted to join the Communist Party and marry Irina! :p

[Rocket Surgeon]

Harrison Ford Plans Indiana Jones 5 (http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/harrison-ford-plans-indiana-jones-5_1181409)

Yeah, cos it's plainly obvious he wanted to join the Communist Party and marry Irina! :p

No doubt!

[Rocket Surgeon]

George Lucas just confirmed “Indiana Jones 5″ will have Harrison Ford in the lead. (http://www.celebrity-tabu.com/george-lucas-just-confirmed-indiana-jones-5-will-have-harrison-ford-in-the-lead-no-mutt-williams-excited)

[Indy's brother]

George Lucas just confirmed “Indiana Jones 5″ will have Harrison Ford in the lead. (http://www.celebrity-tabu.com/george-lucas-just-confirmed-indiana-jones-5-will-have-harrison-ford-in-the-lead-no-mutt-williams-excited)

Stupid headline, stupid article. It's just re-gifting a quote from August 5, 2008 (http://moedred.livejournal.com/6781.html).

I should write hack articles online for a living. It's too easy.

[Lao_Che]

"Karen Allen talks Indy 5 - says it's definite!" (http://twitter.com/TheRaiderNet/status/25030945703)

[Rocket Surgeon]

"Karen Allen talks Indy 5 - says it's definite!" (http://twitter.com/TheRaiderNet/status/25030945703)
We're all such desperate, ravening Ravenites...

[Montana Smith]

We're all such desperate, ravening Ravenites...

Don't listen to the monkeys, only to the organ grinders! ;)

[Rocket Surgeon]

Indiana Jones 5 to Kill Off Harrison Ford (http://www.movieweb.com/news/NE91B3eSXzyAcg)

http://c0181301.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/NE91B3eSXzyAcg_1_2.jpg

[DiscoLad]

I just need to try and make what I say around here something worth saying before I say it!

Story of my life... on the boards that is. :p

But seriously. I wouldn't want to see more Mutt in a new Indy movie but it looks like that is what we are going to get. :down:

As for Marion, if it weren't so (I can't find the words) ... Not lame, but...
"cheesy"? between the whole Jones family at some parts of the movie then I would put up with it. They didn't even need her in the story. Haha.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Harrison Ford Says Indy Must Die in Fifth Installment (http://thefilmstage.com/2010/12/20/harrison-ford-says-indy-must-die-in-fourth-installment/)

Latest Indy 5 Update Has Indy’s Death, Lucas Doesn’t Have All the Say? (http://www.fusedfilm.com/2010/12/latest-indy-5-update-has-indys-death-lucas-doesnt-have-all-the-say/)

[Indy's brother]

Lucasfilm rep says George Lucas thinks the world is flat (http://www.filmindustrynetwork.biz/lucasfilm-rep-says-george-lucas-thinks-the-world-is-flat/7623)

And the article goes on to assert that this is the literal intent of the original quote. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Rocket Surgeon]

The hit generator has come ull cirle, (again).

By WENN.com | Thursday, June 09, 2011 The veteran actor returned as the heroic archaeologist in 2008's Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which hit cinemas nearly 20 years after the third installment, 1989's Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

LaBeouf starred opposite Ford in the reboot and hopes to join him again onscreen in an upcoming fifth movie. Plans for the next sequel have yet to be finalised, but LaBeouf reveals Ford is already working out to make sure he is ready to play Indiana Jones once again.

He tells MTV.com, "I talked to (Ford). He said he's staying in the gym, he said he's heard no word, but he does know that (creator George Lucas) is out there looking for a MacGuffin (plot). He said he's staying in the gym, so it means (the movie is) not so far off."

[Rocket Surgeon]

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/harrison-ford-hits-gym-for-indiana-jones-movie_1224735
http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2011/06/09/18261086-wenn-story.html

Harrison Ford is already in training for the next Indiana Jones movie as he is determined to be in top shape when he steps into his role as the adventure hero for a fifth time, according to his co-star Shia LaBeouf.

http://foreign.peacefmonline.com/entertainment/201106/48270.php

[Rocket Surgeon]

Shia LaBeouf Thinks 'Indiana Jones 5' Will Be On Fast Track (http://www.getthebigpicture.net/blog/2011/6/8/shia-labeouf-thinks-indiana-jones-5-will-be-on-fast-track.html)

[Rocket Surgeon]

Harrison hits the gym for next for Indiana Jones (http://www.thesudburystar.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=3164826)

By - WENN

Harrison Ford is in training for the next Indiana Jones movie and is determined to be in top shape when he steps into his role as the adventure hero for a fifth time, according to his costar Shia LaBeouf.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Indiana Jones 5 Is Not Far Off Says Shia LaBeouf (http://www.movieweb.com/news/indiana-jones-5-is-not-far-off-says-shia-labeouf)

By Movie Web

When Mutt speaks, people listen. According to actor Shia LaBeouf, who played son to infamous archeologist Henry Jones Jr. (Harrison Ford) in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, the next and not-quite-final installment of the Steven Spielberg directed adventure series is right around the corner.

[Indy's brother]

No more 'Transformers' for Shia LeBeouf, but 'Indy 5' is a go (http://www.nme.com/filmandtv/news/no-more-transformers-for-shia-lebeouf-but-indy/218191)

Dummies.

[Rocket Surgeon]

No Indiana Jones 5?

Despite reporting back in July that, according to Shia LaBeouf, an Indiana Jones 5 was on the cards, (news piece here) Harrison Ford has now admitted that he does not know if George Lucas will develop an idea for a fifth installment, at least one which both he and Steven Spielberg will like.


Harrison Ford: 'I don't know if Indiana Jones 5 will happen'

Harrison Ford has admitted that he does not know if George Lucas will come up with an idea for a fifth Indiana Jones film which both he and Steven Spielberg will like.

[Montana Smith]

No Indiana Jones 5?



Harrison Ford: 'I don't know if Indiana Jones 5 will happen'

What's the source for this one, Rocket?

It's the most sensible (least stupid) Indy headline there's been for a year!

[Rocket Surgeon]

What's the source for this one, Rocket? It's the most sensible (least stupid) Indy headline there's been for a year!
The first is "Digital Spy." If their life depended on timely accurate information it would be more like Defunct Spy.

The other: Entertainment.ie. Not really mainstream, but stupid eye catchers in my perview anyway.

I figured they would have been sensible when first expressed years ago.

Now, after all this time reprinting the same comments everyone has been reading all along, (since Skull really) its become a stupid headline.

[Montana Smith]

The first is "Digital Spy." If their life depended on timely accurate information it would be more like Defunct Spy.

The other: Entertainment.ie. Not really mainstream, but stupid eye catchers in my perview anyway.

I figured they would have been sensible when first expressed years ago.

Now, after all this time reprinting the same comments everyone has been reading all along, (since Skull really) its become a stupid headline.

Yes, the timing is certainly stupid, after all those regurgitated comments about a story being in progress, which became headline grabbers until we'd heard it too many times without any proof to back them up.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Spielberg wants Indiana Jones 5 script
Sky News Australia

[WilliamBoyd8]

Indiana Jones and the Last Temple Raiders of the Crystal Skull

Should cover all the bases.

:)

[Rocket Surgeon]

Karen Adams reveals her favorite part of filming Indiana Jones

KUSA - On Friday morning, actress Karen Adams joined 9NEWS executive producer Jack Maher in a phone interview to promote the release of the Indiana Jones series on Blu-Ray. Karen is best known for her role as Marian Ravenwood in the Raiders

[I, Don Quixote]

Indiana Jones 5 to Kill Off Harrison Ford (http://www.movieweb.com/news/NE91B3eSXzyAcg)

http://c0181301.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/NE91B3eSXzyAcg_1_2.jpg
Shut uo, Shut up, Shut up! He can't die! He;s too cool to get killed.
Plus, because of YIJ, we can't kill 'em. He lives into the 90's.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Shut uo, Shut up, Shut up! He can't die! He;s too cool to get killed.Don't worry, there's no such thing as Indy V.

[I, Don Quixote]

Most likely, no. There probably won't be. But fingers crossed.

[Túrin Turambar]

Don't worry, there's no such thing as Indy V.

Trust me, he's writing is as we speak.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Trust me, he's writing is as we speak.
Trust me, he's jerkin you around...

Ha Ha!

http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m601/IndyTrivia/HaHa.jpg

[Túrin Turambar]

Trust me, he's jerkin you around...

Ha Ha!

http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m601/IndyTrivia/HaHa.jpg

Haha..Look at them laughing at us good work. :hat: