just for laugh

[diduz]

Hey, take a look at this extract from a very old rumor published on http://www.harrisonfordweb.com:

"Indy 4 is slated to begin production in the Summer of 2050"

NOW WE GOT THE DATE! 2050!

I should be 74 by then...gee, I think I'll be able to handle a drive to a near thater ;-)

I've got the title: "Indiana Jones And The Quest For Immortality", starring -of course- Harrison Ford, aged 108.

Jokes apart, we're really getting tired of these rumors: Stevie, George and Harry should really get moving!

PAPARAPPPAAAAAAAAPAPARAAAAAAAAA!

[Shipwreck]

(slapping his forehead, crushing the brim of his fedora)

[Col. Musgrove]

I always thought "Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home of Doom" had a nice ring to it.

"Oh, yeah? Well back in my day, (cough cough) I found the ARK OF THE COVENANT all the while Nazis were (cough cough) trying to kill me! Of course the government took the Ark away from me and told me to keep quiet..." "Yeah, sure..."

[thefumegator]

I think I would call it

Raiders of the lost prescription
or
Indiana Jones and the sponge bath of doom
or
Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Metamucil

...or something like that. :D

Wes

[Aaron H]

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Dentures
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Glasses
Indiana Jones and the Scalpel of Gloom
Indiana Jones and the Kidney Stones (Sankara Stones..get it?)
Indiana Jones and the Last Dixi Cup
Indiana Jones and the Last Blue Suede (shoes)

Ok some of these are funny, but I tried my hardest...well maybe not my hardest.

[Indyz Azn Gurl]

LMAAO!!

But I still think "age don't matter". ;)

[Shipwreck]

hehehahhehehahahheheea

[thefumegator]

Here's some more:

Indiana Jones and the Cold-Fingered Doctor
Indiana Jones and the secret of the bedpan (stuff goes in, but no one ever knows where it goes)
Indiana Jones and the Cataracts of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Liver-Spot Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Struggle for Bowel Control
Indiana Jones and the Hernia of Torture

Or you could do some James bond- type titles

The Man With The Rubber Glove (man with the golden gun)
Coldfinger (goldfinger)
HazyEye (goldeneye)
From Retirement with love (from russia with love)
You repeat yourself twice (you only live twice)

I'll think of some more later! :D
Wes

[Col. Musgrove]

But James Bond seems to be getting younger rather than older...

[Indy_Martin]

Indiana Jones has retired his trusty leather bullwhip and revolver. In their stead he is using his trusty wooden cane, useful for rapping young whippersnappers and Nazis on the head. The cane can also aid Indy in such perilous tasks as walking, where one misstep can send Indy tumbling (think of the 2nd booby trap in LC). And finally, when Indy's sight fails, he can always rely on his trusty cane to tap his way around.


;)

[Shipwreck]

hehehehhahahahehahehehaehaehaheaheaheaheahehaehaehaehaehea

[thefumegator]

But this is the funniest thread I have ever seen in the Raven!

[Indyz Azn Gurl]

We need ta quit making fun of our dear Harrison Ford. ;)

But it was rather funny!! :D

[Aaron H]

Who's making fun of Ford? We are making fun of Old Indy...someone totally seperate from Middle Age Indy (HF's character)

[Col. Musgrove]

I thought we were making fun of how long it's taking with Indy 4.

I think there should be a scene where Indy's doctor reveals himself as Lao Che and switches the bag on Indy's IV rack with a bag of poison. Let's see how Indy gets out of that one.

[Indy_Martin]

(gasping for breath between laughs) We could practically write our own old Indy IV! So many possibilities!

[Indyz Azn Gurl]

Aaron: I know but he is Indy, and it's not his fault that the he changed his mind playing Indiana Jones again...um...then again...nevermind! :rolleyes:

Col.: Ooh! Interesting! ;)

Martin: For real!!

[Indyz Azn Gurl]

If this project doesn't evolve soon, Indy 4 willl have to be set in a retirement village or a nursing home - the climax being a chase scene involving walkers and wheel chairs.

From the "Harrison Ford Web MB" ;)

[thefumegator]

We need to do more threads like this and the email address ones... :D

Wes

[Indyz Azn Gurl]

We sure do...
Something that will let time fly by...

**Too busy joking around and Indy 4 is already in theatres the next day**

LMAAO!

[Indy_Martin]

Keep the laughs coming...


Ha ha ha!
:D





:p

[diduz]

Colonel is right. We're just tired by all these annoying rumors. Rumors monitoring is funny, but sometimes you start to need something official, by jove! ;-)

[tall square]

I can just see Indy leaning over his bed and grabbing a scalpel, throwing it through the chest of the nurse (who is actually one of Lao Che's other sons), and then diving for the antidote, which gets lost amidst all of the natural waste products from all the other patients, then hiding from gunfire behind a giant rolling bedpan as he leaps out of the hospital window...

[Finn]

Indiana Jones and the Infernal Listening Device
Indiana Jones and the Fate of Bad Nurses
Indiana Jones and his Bedtime Adventures
---
Or, we´ll get Indy lost too near of golf course and running away for incoming ball...
---
" "Junior", I didn´t know you can push a wheelchair..."
"Push, yes. Stop, no."
---
"What are you going to do?"
"I don´t know, maybe I remember it as I go..."
---
"Nothing shocks me. I´m senile."
---
"What was that for?"
"To ease the pain, Dr. Jones..."

[Indyz Azn Gurl]

LMAAO!!!! :D

[tall square]

The revised Indy novels coming to theatres...
Indiana Jones and the Peril in the Bathroom
Indiana Jones and the Dance of the Senile
Indiana Jones and the Memory Veils
Indiana Jones and the Bedsheets Deluge
Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home's Legacy
Indiana Jones and the Interior Aches
Indiana Jones and the Hospital Pirates
Indiana Jones and the Nurse Witch
Indiana Jones and the Dysfunctional Kidneystone
Indiana Jones and the Dinosaur Skin
Indiana Jones and the Hollow Mind
Indiana Jones and the Secret of What Stinks (Him)

[Indy_Martin]

Ha ha ha! Too funny! :p

[Indyz Azn Gurl]

Hehehe!!
LMAAO!

Ya'll are jus TOO much! ;) :rolleyes: :D

[thefumegator]

Okaaaay, I'd say the fuel guage reading on this thread is 'E'...
:D Sorry, I just had to...

Wes

[Indy_Martin]

It's got about a quarter tank! Plenty! ;)

[Col. Musgrove]

Why stop? That alphabet game should have died a silent and natural death sometime back.

[Indy_Martin]

(That was supposed to have been much more eloquent and profound. ;))

[Finn]

Yep, why stop?
---
"Throw me my milk money, and I´ll throw you the cane..."

[Indy_Martin]

:p

[Finn]

"Dr. Jones, we need your help."
"I think I´m bored to do the homeworks for all of you..."

Now I think others should continue...
:D

[thefumegator]

No one is more shocked than I to know that the alphabet thread has lasted that long! It needs to be put out of its misery... ;)

And 1/4 tank won't get you far in my truck. :D

Wes

[Indy_Martin]

Yes, some threads need to go to the big Forum in the sky. However, others should remain dormant or even comatose for a while, and then wake up! :D

[Aaron H]

"Good night...Dr. Jones." Said the nurse.
But unbeknown to Indy is that the nurse really was a daughter of Belloq! Slowly she injected the steroid into his IV, then everything went black...

You are right this was a good funny thread but it is time to put aside, and move on to bigger and better topics.

Good night

[00Kevin]

perhaps this would have been better if it stayed out here in page #16, but hey, it's a great funny thread of the olden days of the raven

so...*BUMP*

[Canyon]

Originally posted by Col. Musgrove
Why stop? That alphabet game should have died a silent and natural death sometime back.

...a bit like this thread then. :rolleyes:

[Attila the Professor]

As pitiful as this may seem for anyone who doesn't know the source material (a song from the stage version of Fiddler on the Roof), I feel somehow compelled to repost it on this thread, where it is more appropriate.

The Rumor, by Jerry Bock and Sheldon Harnick - new "Indy IV" lyrics by Attila the Professor

Aaron H:

Ren, I have such news for you!
Remember Lucas, that crazy movie maker?
Remember in Last Crusade
When Walter shot down Henry
And Indy started drinking
from a cup very plain?
Well, I just heard
that Indy is immortal in Indy IV.

Raveners:
NO!

Aaron H:
YES!

Renderking:
Kevin, Kevin, wait till I tell you
Remember Lucas, that crazy moviemaker?
Remember in Raiders?
The Nazis, they all melted
Well, I just heard,
that they will be immortal, in Indy IV.

Raveners:
No. Terrible, terrible.

00Kevin:
Bob...
Do you remember Lucas, that director,
from San Fran? Remember how he acted,
when Temple was released?
Well, I just heard
that Short Round going to die.

Raveners:
NO!

Apalehorse:
In Indy VII!

bob:
Finn...Finn...
Remember Spielberg,
with all his strange ideas?
Remember Emperor's Tomb?
Where Indy went to Hong Kong?
Well, I just heard
that that's what he will do
when Ford is in Indy IV.

Raveners:
NO!

bob:
Ameera forbid!

Raveners:
They won't!

bob:
They will!

Attila:
Terrible news...terrible...
Remember Spielberg
who directed all the films?
Well I just heard
that in Indy IV
that Indy's been arrested
and Sallah's gone to Eden
Short Round studies evil
and Calista's acting badly
Henry has the black plague
and Wu Han is alive.

Aaron H:
And that's what comes from making a fourth film!

[00Kevin]

hmmmm, It wasn't all that funny the first time, ya know

[Attila the Professor]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
hmmmm, It wasn't all that funny the first time, ya know

Yes, I acknowledged that...it would be better if people knew what it referred to though. Um...a little better. ;)

[Pale Horse]

Attila, are you DRUNK?!

;)

sorry ol' chap, I had to.

[00Kevin]

and if any of you newbies ever see this many years down the line when you're looking back on Raven history....

Just remember that 'Are you drunk' was a famous line invented by the greatest, most famous ravener ever: Uncle Kevin (dat's me ;))

ok, back on track

hmmmm, I wonder, if indy was real....and he saw this thread when he was 104 years old.....what would he do? :D *is hunted down and killed by old indy*

[nOOb]

"indiana jones and the hunt for the lost viagra"

(inspired by hollywood homicide)