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swords
05-05-2003, 08:01 PM
http://www.lucasarts.com/products/indy/images/pc/24.jpg

http://www.lucasarts.com/products/indy/default.htm
PC screenshots, # 24.

Arclam
05-05-2003, 08:51 PM
Indy makes a bad spiderman.

indydude
05-05-2003, 09:13 PM
what did I do to deserve this?

Aaron H
05-05-2003, 09:44 PM
That, kids, is why you always have a professonal assit you when you bungie jump.

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[Sallah O.C.] "Indy! What are you doing?"
Indy: *sigh* "Just hanging around."

Raffey
05-06-2003, 12:43 AM
Lucas to Spielberg. "Steven, why can't we film this stunt using digital CGI. No matter how many times Harry does it, I can still see the string!"

Finn
05-06-2003, 12:45 AM
The person who set up this obviously wanted to check out if the hat really <i>is</i> stapled.

DutchIndy
05-06-2003, 03:21 AM
Indy loves to "hang" around.

westford
05-06-2003, 11:47 AM
Indy: "And that, kids, is how a bear trap works. Now could someone get me down? Please? Anyone? Hello???"

Canyon
05-06-2003, 11:59 AM
"Why is that palm tree up-side-down?" wondered Indy

Randy_Flagg
05-06-2003, 01:22 PM
Indy can often be found hanging around at ancient ruins.

EDIT: ooops... sorry DutchIndy, I just realized yours was almost identical. Great minds think alike, huh?

Celemar
05-06-2003, 01:45 PM
Dangling by a rope from Sophia's helicopter, Indy paused to consider the possibility that maybe he shouldn't have left her for so long in that Atlantis jail cell after all.

This is only part of the rigorous distressing technique that Indy uses to get his gear looking just right.

The giant spider, angry at being excised from the final cut of Last Crusade, finally gets his revenge.

DutchIndy
05-06-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Randy_Flagg
Indy can often be found hanging around at ancient ruins.

EDIT: ooops... sorry DutchIndy, I just realized yours was almost identical. Great minds think alike, huh?


Haha, must be an Indy hive mind :)

00Kevin
05-06-2003, 02:13 PM
"uh.........Marion.............I was only kidding.................Marion? Are you there? I'm Sorry.............It was just an attempt at humor.........Hello? Marion? Are you there? <small>Please? Marion? Anyone? please? Anyone there? ........................................anyone? .....Please?"</small>

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"Hey, can you hand me my jacket? It fell off....It's just right.....there"

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Hey, there were right, HF really does staple his hat to keep it on!

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That's something the droolers would say, It's crude isn't it

Nox
05-06-2003, 02:24 PM
Indy: "You'll notice that NOT ONLY does my hat stay on, but my satchel, whip, and gun all stay in their place as well. Now, if only I could fix my jacket..."

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Indy: "Now I know what that amber fish felt like. I wonder if I'm pointing to another Atlantean tomb?"

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Volodnikov: "At last I caught that wascally gwave wobber!"

[Edited by Nox on 05-06-2003 at 03:28 pm]

Randy_Flagg
05-06-2003, 04:13 PM
Ford: "Um, Lucas, at least when you put Luke in this predicament, he was within force reach of a light-saber."

Lucas: "Hey, Harrison, just be glad I'm not sending an angry CGI snowman after you."

Attila the Professor
05-06-2003, 05:09 PM
Skiippppeerrrrrrrr! Prrofffessssoorrrrrrr! Anybody?!

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A key piece of concept artwork from Rob MacGregor's lost Indy IV script, Indiana Jones and the Yo-Yo of the Giants.

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"Ah, Dr. Jones, welcome, come in. You have found my secret Mayan Temple base. As you can see, this rope is tied to the tree, but Dr. Schneider's lighter is positioned right below the knot, slowly burning it away. Of course, there is very little lighter fluid in it right now, but I will take my chances and begin to ramble on about my secret Communist schemes..."

Von Beck
05-06-2003, 09:03 PM
"Again Dr. Jones, we see that there's no ancient ruin you can go to where I capture you in a humilating way!"

Quest
05-08-2003, 08:19 AM
haha Randy, yours cracked me up :D

swords
05-08-2003, 08:42 PM
When shall I announce the winners? Or shall I leave this open a while longer?

Dr. HenryJones.jr
05-09-2003, 02:17 AM
swords: moment please! I haven't wrote, now I write!

"AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE, whoa I've sick...uh-huh stomach isn't working....HELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

later few minutes Indy sicked after the words

"Marion? Willie?...oh no, SOPHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA where are you? hm? Isn't there the crocodiles?"

00Kevin
05-09-2003, 05:56 AM
I say you announce either tonight or tomorrow, how about you... sleep ....on it..............ZZZZZZZZZZ

Kill Cavalry
05-09-2003, 08:23 PM
the memory of the giggling Mayans while they announced their "Mayan shoe tying challange" suddenly made sense to Dr. Jones
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Indy: (in a vain attempt to imitate the mission impossible theme) Do do, do dee do do, do do do...dun a nun! dun a nun! NUH NAH!

Tom Jones
05-09-2003, 08:57 PM
Indy: Hi Volodnikov, mind if I drop in for dinner.

00Kevin
05-10-2003, 06:18 AM
"HELP!!!!!! I'VE BEEN HANGING UP HERE FOR 5 DAYS!!!!!! GET ME DOWN!!!! CHANGE THE CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!"

swords
05-10-2003, 06:25 AM
Out of nowhere, 00Kevin takes first place!(I was really about to pick someone else):);)

1st: 00Kevin. "HELP!!!!!! I'VE BEEN HANGING UP HERE FOR 5 DAYS!!!!!! GET ME DOWN!!!! CHANGE THE CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!"

2nd: Kill Calvary. Indy: (in a vain attempt to imitate the mission impossible theme) Do do, do dee do do, do do do...dun a nun! dun a nun! NUH NAH!

3rd: Nox. Volodnikov: "At last I caught that wascally gwave wobber!"

00Kevin
05-10-2003, 06:40 AM
HOORAY!!!!!!! (let's indy down) I FINALLY GOT 1!!!!!!!! thanks swords

right, I'll get an ET picture soon

Canyon
05-10-2003, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by 00Kevin
HOORAY!!!!!!! (let's indy down) I FINALLY GOT 1!!!!!!!! thanks swords

right, I'll get an ET picture soon

Well done Kev! That was a pretty good one! :D