Wolfenstein ad w/ Indy reference

[Kumba]

I was recently at a website where there was an ad for Wolfenstein: Tides of War. I'm not a fan of Wolfenstein but I did notice something on the ad that was in German, which said "Die Amnerikaner, die kampfen wie die weiber!". I immediately reconized it, for that line is from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. After the ad showed that line, the line faded away and a new line was seen, which said "this is why indy got his a*s kicked, but we'll show you how to beat the nazis". I guess you fight nazis in the game. Oh, the translation is "The Amnerikaner, which fight like the women!"

[Sarnath]

Indy got his a** kicked? It seems like the other way around for the Nazis.

[00Kevin]

I think we have a common enemy............................KILL THE GAME DESIGNERS!!!!!!

[Kumba]

That sounds like a gut idee, mwahaha!!!! Except for SOME people at EA. NFS: hot pursuit II was a stand-up game, and so is medal of honor, but those FASCIST PIGS AT LUCASARTS need to a long walk on the short boardwalk!!!!

[00Kevin]

uh..........that's not quite what I had in mind.....

[Kumba]

Well you did say kill the game designers....

[00Kevin]

I ment the wolfenstein designers...no lucasarts

[Kumba]

Ohhhhhh, well I thought as long as we're taking them out, why not stop and torch the Lucasarts building, you know, just to get them on the right track. Hahaha

[Attila the Professor]

Originally posted by Kumba
Ohhhhhh, well I thought as long as we're taking them out, why not stop and torch the Lucasarts building, you know, just to get them on the right track. Hahaha

Something tells me that won't encourage them to make more graphic adventures...or Outlaws II...but oh well... ;)

[indydude]

why does it say Indy got his ass kicked?

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by indydude
why does it say Indy got his ass kicked?

because the guys who made that add are the biggest bunch of goose-steeping, moronic, thumb-sucking, nose-picking, butt-picking bunch of crackheads this side of the nut house ;)

or for those of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, I suggest we:

(cencored.....for description go here:

http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0097958

.....It's the 3rd quote down) ;) just replace the words "Frank Shirley, my boss," with "The guys who created that trailor" :D

[indydude]

Indy could kick their asses any time! :)

[00Kevin]

correct you are

[Kumba]

You may have a point there, but there are some weird things in that wolfenstein game. May be Indy should bring the grail, haha

[00Kevin]

no, the grail is already there!

and the castle isn't called wolfenstein (or whatever)........It's the Castle of Ahhhhhhhhhhhh........ :D

[Kumba]

NO! It's called Castle Wolfenstein, ya backwoods idiot!

[00Kevin]

Okay...........you obviously havn't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Kumba]

Actually I saw the beginning of it, but British comedy is rather odd. I won't even talk about the rocky horror picutre show. YUCK!

[00Kevin]

but you ARE an american, you didn't grow up with it...you won't get it

[Kumba]

You idiot! You're Americanish too, ya fascist!

[00Kevin]

but I grew up with that kind of humor


perhaps I was a bit confusing in my post....what I mean is that you are and american and you didn't grow up with that kind of humor



this is totally OT!

[Kumba]

YOU started it!

[00Kevin]

I know......


(oh great...It goes more OT)



anywho...never played the wolfenstein games

but if the game designers are as dumb as the ad makers, it must be a pretty sucky game :D

[Kumba]

Well I'm not sure how the xbox and pc versions are, but the ps2 version is NOT good.

[00Kevin]

"right on my brother!" *gives kumba high 5*

[Kumba]

Oh, sry about the wait, I fell asleep. *Kumba reaches out and completes the high 5 with 00Kevin. Ahhh, now what were we talking about? Oh yeah! How Mesopotamia was conquered by the Romans....