Create Your Own Alternate scenes!

[Johan]

I thought this would be a fun post, just to take some scenes and change thema little bit...Here's one I thought of.

In ROTLA....
When indy is in the well of souls.....
(This would be a MacGyver thing to do)
After he burns the snakes with the burning fuel he uses the dead snakes to make a rope to loop around the annubis statue. He climbs up out of the snakes and then uses the remaining fuel to blow the lid of the roof of the well of souls...

[Henry Jones, Sr]

Clever and creative, however, I think Indy'd be far too afraid of the snakes (even if dead) to use them in such a way. ;)

[indyflys_solo]

I thought this would be a fun post, just to take some scenes and change thema little bit...Here's one I thought of.

In ROTLA....
When indy is in the well of souls.....
(This would be a MacGyver thing to do)
After he burns the snakes with the burning fuel he uses the dead snakes to make a rope to loop around the annubis statue. He climbs up out of the snakes and then uses the remaining fuel to blow the lid of the roof of the well of souls...

Yeah, I've got a good friend who thinks MacGyver owns Indy... not gonna show him this thread, 'cause I think Indy would NOT even want to touch the little buggers even after they're good and dead. Besides, he throws a freaking torch on them after they're covered in gasoline... I don't think they would still be intact.
About the whole changing scenes bit...

In TOD....
Indy goes to reach for the wheel to get Willie back up and ends up dunking her in the lava.
Shorty: Holy smoke! Fried lady!
Indy: Whoops.
:hat:

[The_Raiders]

hahaha, then Indy would be like "Ahh, she was loud anyway." :gun: :dead:

[Nurhachi1991]

The German Mechanic doesnt die in the plane propellor


and randomly pops up in the other two movies and starts fighting indy..... like the giant chicken in family guy

[indyflys_solo]

hahaha, then Indy would be like "Ahh, she was loud anyway." :gun: :dead:
"Yeah... the biggest trouble with her was the noise."
:whip: :dead:

[No Ticket]

Indy: Shortround. Laaa twoo teee, la two tonza (or however you spell it)

Shortround: Hold on Lady, We going for a ride!!

Willie: Ohhh my God is he nuttts?

Shortound: He no nuts! He's crazy!!!

Indy: Mola Ram... prepare to meet Kali... in He- I'm just yanking yer chain Mola. You want the stones. Look, fine, take the stones back. I'm totally cool with it, I'm just trying to get to Delhi.

Shortround: Indy!! What are you doing?!

Willie: You can't just give him the stones!!!

(Indy looks at Willie and Shorty, then back at Mola Ram)

Indy: You can have these two as well! Just get me a plane ticket outta here.

Shortround: Indy!! You my friend Indy!

Indy: You picked my pocket. Ever heard of you reap what you sow? Sorry kid, you lost today... but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

Willie: What about ME!! I'm a singer!!

Indy: Awww shut up Willie.

Mola Ram: It's a deal Dr. Jones! They will be killed............... YOU WON'T!! Hahahahaha.

(and so, Indiana Jones totally dumps Shorty and Willie into the hands of Mola Ram who continues to enslave children but never finds the last Sankara Stones... and Indy never hears from any of them ever again... which pretty much is what was going to happen anyway)

THE END :up:

[Irfaan]

Indy: Shortround. Laaa twoo teee, la two tonza (or however you spell it)

Shortround: Hold on Lady, We going for a ride!!

Willie: Ohhh my God is he nuttts?

Shortound: He no nuts! He's crazy!!!

Indy: Mola Ram... prepare to meet Kali... in He- I'm just yanking yer chain Mola. You want the stones. Look, fine, take the stones back. I'm totally cool with it, I'm just trying to get to Delhi.

Shortround: Indy!! What are you doing?!

Willie: You can't just give him the stones!!!

(Indy looks at Willie and Shorty, then back at Mola Ram)

Indy: You can have these two as well! Just get me a plane ticket outta here.

Shortround: Indy!! You my friend Indy!

Indy: You picked my pocket. Ever heard of you reap what you sow? Sorry kid, you lost today... but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

Willie: What about ME!! I'm a singer!!

Indy: Awww shut up Willie.

Mola Ram: It's a deal Dr. Jones! They will be killed............... YOU WON'T!! Hahahahaha.

(and so, Indiana Jones totally dumps Shorty and Willie into the hands of Mola Ram who continues to enslave children but never finds the last Sankara Stones... and Indy never hears from any of them ever again... which pretty much is what was going to happen anyway)

THE END :up:

****CLAPS*****

LOL that would be extremely funny if that were to happen!!!!!!!!!

[RaideroftheArk]

I thought this would be a fun post, just to take some scenes and change thema little bit...Here's one I thought of.

In ROTLA....
When indy is in the well of souls.....
(This would be a MacGyver thing to do)
After he burns the snakes with the burning fuel he uses the dead snakes to make a rope to loop around the annubis statue. He climbs up out of the snakes and then uses the remaining fuel to blow the lid of the roof of the well of souls...

Why would he use the dead snakes and not his whip like he did in the movie?

[Kooshmeister]

Alternate version of Gobler's fate in the truck chase. This isn't necessarily intended to be funny, really, and is my idea for a genuine, alternate version of the truck chase, stemming from my observation that Gobler could've saved himself by just hitting the brakes.

The truck chase is perfect as it is, though, this is just for fun. ;)

Note: "Belzig" is referring to the other officer riding with Gobler. Toht is still in the staff car with Belloq and Dietrich.

EXT. DESERT ROAD - DAY

MERCEDES-BENZ GUN CAR comes around the lefthand side of MERCEDES-BENZ TRUCK, GOBLER at the wheel, with BELZIG in the backseat and GUNNER riding perched on the back.

INDIANA JONES, at the wheel of the truck, sees Gobler coming and rams into him, sending the car careening towards a cliff. Gobler screams in terror.....and then hits the brakes! The car comes to a bone-shattering halt right at the edge of the cliff; the gunner is flung off and goes sailing over Gobler and Belzig's heads and plummets screaming into the canyon.

Gobler yells something German; Belzig replies and quickly gets up and climbs onto the back, manning the machine gun and taking the gunner's place as Gobler puts the car into reverse and backs up....

EXT. DESERT ROAD - DAY

Indiana has just gotten done dealing with the majority of the GERMAN SOLDIERS who were riding in the back, only to be thrown out by the TOUGH SERGEANT. He gets dragged underneath holding onto his whip, and is pulled along the back of the truck. Suddenly gunfire tears up the dirt road and he looks over his shoulder to see Gobler's car coming up fast, Belzig at the gun. Hurriedly, he climbs up the whip, into the back of the truck, and then out the side through the hole in the canvas.

In ther MERCEDES-BENZ STAFF CAR with DIETRICH and TOHT, BELLOQ spies Indy and points.

BELLOQ:
He's there!!!

The Tough Sergeant turns in time to get a faceful of Indiana's feet as Indy kicks him in the face. He recovers and the two tussle once more inside the cab of the truck. Meanwhile, Gobler's car is coming up alongside again, this time on the righthand side of the truck. Indiana gains the upper hand, and slams the Sergeant's head repeatedly against the dashboard, knocking him senseless. Then, just as Gobler himself becomes visible through the open door of the truck cab, Indy gives the Sergeant the boot, throwing him out....and right into Gobler's car!

GOBLER:
Scheise!!!

The Sergeant winds up in Gobler's lap, making him lose control of the vehicle, veering wildly back and forth. In the back, as the car dances about maniacally, Belzig can't keep the machine gun steady and it goes off, spraying bullets everywhere: up, down and all around, including into Gobler and the Sergeant. The two Nazis jerk and bounce as the bullets tear through them, and die instantly.

Belzig barely has time to comprehend what he's accidentally done, when the driverless car smashes into a boulder and flips through the air in a spectacular stunt and lands upside-down with a loud crunch.

[mattzilla2010]

Bravo, Kooshmeister! That was really awesome! :up:

[NamedAfterDaDog]

I would like it if Chattar Lal wasn't too injured from his ordeal.
He gets up, pulls out a long knife, and comes up behind Indy. Short Round yells out to Indy to watch out, and Indy turns and Chattar Lal is about to swing. They quarrel for a bit, and in a quick, busy move, Indy flips the Prime Minister over the wall and into the lava pit. Just a bit of closure there... :hat:


Also, I would make a different scene with the librarian in the Venice library. After hearing Marcus's grunt when he is knocked unconscious, the librarian goes to investigate. Shocked to see the broken tile and a group of men in red fez's, (or however you spell them), the librarian is killed. That might be too dark, but it would also provide a little light on the subject on how willing the Brotherhood is to protect the Grail.

[Insomniac]

Indy: Shortround. Laaa twoo teee, la two tonza (or however you spell it)

Shortround: Hold on Lady, We going for a ride!!

Willie: Ohhh my God is he nuttts?

Shortound: He no nuts! He's crazy!!!

Indy: Mola Ram... prepare to meet Kali... in He- I'm just yanking yer chain Mola. You want the stones. Look, fine, take the stones back. I'm totally cool with it, I'm just trying to get to Delhi.

Shortround: Indy!! What are you doing?!

Willie: You can't just give him the stones!!!

(Indy looks at Willie and Shorty, then back at Mola Ram)

Indy: You can have these two as well! Just get me a plane ticket outta here.

Shortround: Indy!! You my friend Indy!

Indy: You picked my pocket. Ever heard of you reap what you sow? Sorry kid, you lost today... but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

Willie: What about ME!! I'm a singer!!

Indy: Awww shut up Willie.

Mola Ram: It's a deal Dr. Jones! They will be killed............... YOU WON'T!! Hahahahaha.

(and so, Indiana Jones totally dumps Shorty and Willie into the hands of Mola Ram who continues to enslave children but never finds the last Sankara Stones... and Indy never hears from any of them ever again... which pretty much is what was going to happen anyway)

THE END :up:
awsome!!!
:gun: shoot them shoot them both!!!

[NamedAfterDaDog]

Also, I would also have liked it if Gobler got his own scene, like he leads a patrol of German soldiers to capture Marion. He says a couple of things like, "Fraulein, come with us."
And she says something about Belloq is supposed to come back and get her.
They then grab hold of her, and she spits in Gobler's face, and he slaps her, and then they push her in the Well of Souls like normal.

More scenes I would like to have added/extended (no detail, I'm just thinking)
Raiders:
- A bit more of Toht and Belloq dialogue
- Sallah and Belloq discuss Sallah's fate
- A bit more of life in the Raven, such as more drinking games, bets, gambling, average bar life, etc.

Temple of Doom:
- More of Captain Blumbertt and his troops action
- A scene that shows how Mola Ram gets from the catacombs to the bridge so fast
- More of Chattar Lal and the Maharaja
- An extra Lao Che sequence or two

Last Crusade:
- More of Venice
- Maybe one more booby trap in the Grail temple
- The Gestapo and the Flying Ace on the Zeppelin
- A scene of Indy getting back to New York from the Coronado incident

[oki9Sedo]

When Indy's pointing to various place that hurt for Marion to kiss, he tries his luck.

[NamedAfterDaDog]

When Indy's pointing to various place that hurt for Marion to kiss, he tries his luck.


Nice one. :hat:

[Kingsley]

More scenes I would like to have added/extended (no detail, I'm just thinking)
Raiders:

Temple of Doom:
- An extra Lao Che sequence or two
I would have liked half a movie with Lao Che!

[Matthew]

oki9Sedo "When Indy's pointing to various place that hurt for Marion to kiss, he tries his luck."

Hilarious.

[Ska]

Temple of Doom:

Indy, after being annoyed with the first few lines of Anything Goes, decides to shoot Willie Scott...hence a better Temple of Doom.

[UltimateManGod]

Temple of Doom:

Indy, after being annoyed with the first few lines of Anything Goes, decides to shoot Willie Scott...hence a better Temple of Doom.

Even better. Lao Che cares about what happens to Willie, but Indy kills her anyway with the fork thing. Just to show that he doesn't play around. But keep Shorty. I like him.

[The Man]

INT: BANTU WIND - NIGHT

Marion tends to Indy's wounds. Slowly, nookie begins.

INDY
You got a rubber?

MARION
Sure.

They have protective sex, eliminating any chance of pregnancy.

[Burke]

I'd like a short scene inserted into Crusade explaining how Marcus went from normal scholar to bumbling drunk by the time he arrived in Iskenderun.

[UltimateManGod]

I'd like a short scene inserted into Crusade explaining how Marcus went from normal scholar to bumbling drunk by the time he arrived in Iskenderun.

That's simple. He drank for the entire train ride. It could even be in time lapse, where you see him get progressively more drunk. Venice to Iskenderun would be a long ride.

[Dr.Jones]

Temple of Doom-

The rusty mine carts weave in and out of the crumbling rock surrounding them. Jones fires his revolver back at the pursuing Thugees :gun: . The track separates, leading the followers to a parallel track. Jones aims again, a Thugee's head right at the end of the barrel. He squeezes the trigger...
*click* it responds. Jones looks down at the pistol and smirks, tossing it to the darkened floor of the cart. He pulls out his whip. He quickly runs to the front of the cart and leaps off the edge. He cracks the leather bullwhip :whip: around a wooden support beam overhead. The end of the rope coils around the joint, swinging the archaeologist in a slanted arc. He sticks out his feet, straight towards the opposite track. His momentum slowed as his dusty boots slammed full-force into one Thugee's face. Jones falls into the cart and yanks in his whip. Immediately, he wraps his fist around the other man's collar and winds up. A swift, but powerful, punch across the jaw sends him reeling over the side. Jones looked forward.
Up ahead, his track turned to the left. Short Round's dipped under his. Jones again ran to the edge, set his foot on the rim, and shoved off. For a sickening second, all he saw was the track with the molten floor beneath it. But his feet hit solid metal and he collapsed in the original cart, now safe. But not for long...

[herr gruber]

Marcus sat inside the throbbing train compartment. He was feeling ready. Ready for adventure. Ready to teach Indy a thing or two about how to conduct adventurous affairs. His mind was, for an older man, sharper and more conducive to information than it had ever been. He was ready alright.
He imagined the knighthood he would recieve for his noble efforts in recovering one of mankinds greatest and most sought after artifacts.
Sir Marcus Brody...scholar, adventurer, knight of the realm.
The train jarred to a halt abruptly, knocking his considerably heavy luggage case from the shelf above his head. The next thing he knew he was lying on his back, passers by staring in wonderment.
He pulled himself to his feet, rubbing at the lump that was developing on the top of his head. " Has anybody got any sausages?" he blurted.
Did I just ask if anyone had any sausages? he considered. What's wrong with me?
At that point, the ticket inspector approached him. " Tickets please."
" No thank you, I just ate", Marcus replied. Did I just say 'No thanks, I just ate?' he pondered.
The ticket inspector looked at him and shook his head. " Such a shame, sir. Not two minutes ago you were a normal, functioning and able member of society and now look at you. A bumbling, gibbering mess."
" Yes." Marcus muttered, "I suppose I shall have to continue this adventure in this state of mind."

[Nurhachi1991]

Yeah Lao Che was the man!



I would of liked to see Lao Che's men intercept Indy at the begining of LC



Lao: "So you thought you could escape Dr. Jones"


Indy" Oh ****

[Dr.Jones]

Temple of Doom-

Jones leans uncomfortably in his pristine dinner jacket, staring at the men around the table. He finishes his conversation and slings back his unknown drink. It tingles as it rushes down his throat. Lao Che and his men start laughing.
"A trade? The diamond for the antidote!" Lao Che croaks villanously. Jones asks with concern.
"For what?"
"For the poison you just drank! And it is a fast acting-" Lao Che almost finishes as Jones collapses on the table with a thud. Lao Che pokes his body, to receive no answer. As the men laugh it up, Jones leaps to his feet, brandishing a Thompson submachine gun, and fills the far side of the table with a hail of bullets. He ceases fire, scoops up the artifact, and nods to Ms. Scott as he walks off. Just before he leaves the swanky club, he casually pulls his fedora from a hook beside the door. The credits roll...

[No Ticket]

*The Arab Swordsman in black shows off his great sword swinging skills. Indy just takes out his revolver and shoots him* :gun:

Indiana: :)

Guys in Crowd:
"What the hell man?"
"Why'd you do that?"

Indiana: "Well, I've kinda got some stomache problems ya know and I really need to get to a bathroom. I didn't want to fight that guy and ya know, make a mess... Mom always told me to have clean underwear in case you die or something and--"

Crowd:
"He was just doing a demonstration! A little show!!"
"It was all an act!!"

Indiana: "Uhm, I thou-"

Crowd:
"Yeah you THOUGHT! Maybe you should think it through a little more carefully!"
"Murderer!"
"He had a family and seven children!"
"I think it was 8!"
"Yeah 8 children! His sword skills were the only thing he knew! It was how he made a living!"

Indiana: "Look, I'm very sorry, but I thought he was a Nazi."

Crowd:
"Why? Because he was dressed in black and was swinging around a sword!!?"
"Racist!"
"Yeah, nobody's ever just swung a sword around beforeee!"

Indiana: "No, no, no... I mean, you all parted out of the way like you were scared!"

Crowd:
"It's all part of the show!"
"Yeah man, it's gotta be dramatic!"
"Jerk!"
"Ever heard of showmanship!!!?!!"

Indiana: "Look, I don't have time for this. I-"

Crowd:
"You better MAKE time!"
"That guy was my best friend!"
"Nice purse!"

Indiana: "It's not a purse, it's a bag, it's for.."

Crowd:
"Ohhh yeah sure! It's not a purse. We believe you."

Indiana: "No seriously I mean, it's just a-"

Crowd:
"Trigger happy purse carrying jackass!"

Indiana: :rolleyes:

Crowd:
"Look at me guys! Don't I look purty with this purse and this hat!!"
"That's a stupid hat!"
"Hey! I kinda like his hat. Not that purse though!"

Indiana: "Look I'm sorry!!"

Crowd:
"Oh he's SORRY!!"
"Yeah, tell his 10 children that!"

Indiana: "I thought it was 8?"

Crowd:
"No it's a baker's dozen!"
"Yeah, I think it's at least that many!"

(one of the guys in the crowd looks at the swordsman's body closely)

"Wait... that's not Ed."
"Huh? ... oh. Wait. You're right."
"Who the hell is that?"
"Heck if I know."
"Did somebody call me?"
"Ed!!"
"Hey, who's that guy?"
"A Nazi or something."

Indiana: :confused:

Crowd:
(Turn to Indy)
"Sorry fella!!"

Indiana: "It's okay. :hat: Mistakes happen, I understand. I once picked up this asian kid and this whiney annoying chick on my way to Delhi... boy was THAT a mistake!

Crowd:
"Still looks like a purse."

Indiana: :mad:

[NamedAfterDaDog]

To the above:

Brilliant. :up:

[IJ_KELLER]

TOD at Club Obi Wan. When Indy and Willie go crashing through the glass, Indy pushes Willie a bit to hard and she misses the canopys, falls on the ground and gets run over by Short round. Indy makes it down to the car and both he and Shorty shrug and say "Oh well". Indy retreives the vile. Move on to chase scene.

[barranca]

My fantasy/alternate scene would be where Indy shoots the swordsman, he falls, his headgear off to one side revealling George Lucas, stone cold dead.