The Raven Adventures: The Return

[00Kevin]

Nepal, Night

The raven door swings open. A talk dark Figure is Sillohetted agianst the Moonlight. He sets his bag, a medium black duffle bag, next to the door, propping it open. His Left hand searches for the light switch, he flicks them on and off, but no light, mabey a fuse, he'll have to replace them. A discovery, he spots a lantern hanging next to the door. Reaching into his Pocket, he pulls out a match book, takes out a match and lights it a few inches in front of his face. The Light of the Flame reveals his identity:

00Kevin

"What a Hell of a Summer"

He lights the Lantern, shakes the match to put it out, and grabs the lantern "Hello?"

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a strange sound on the other side of the room, 00Kevin, lantern in h`is left hand, walter PPK in his Right, approaches the strange noise cautiously "Marion?" he whispers

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00Kevin sees the monster making the sound and walks over. Marion sits at a table, empty whiskey bottle in her hand, he head asleep in a pool of Drool, Sweat and Liquor. "marion, for God's sake, what have you done to the place?"

The lights were out, spiderwebs all over, chairs and tables in disarray, Broken bottels, unknown liquor bottles and forgotten Underwear lay scattered throughout the Bar

"Is that someone's bra?" He Proclaims, Eyes Wide

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Marion enjoyed a deep sleep, she dreamed that she was swimming in a pool, in America, at night, with Indy. She dropped her head and let Her Face be submerged in water........

suddenly, A Tsunami of Light shoots through her like a lead bullet, to sparks awake. 00Kevin had just replaced the fuses and tested the lights. It was down now, the Sun had risen over the mountain and Proclaimed for all to start the New day. Marion put her hand to rub her forehead, but felt something wet and sticky. Her face, hands and arms were covered in a Mixture of Mostly Drool, some sweat and a bit of liquor.

00Kevin walked over to her and gives her a cup of Coffee "Well, good morning Sleepy Head...or should I say Drooly face? I like what you've done to the place." 00Kevin noted how Marion had made the raven a Mess, 00Kevin had spent the Night cleaning up, and now it was sparkelingly clean, except for where Marion was.

Marion payed no attention to the cleaning or the greeting "Kevin! where have you been!" she takes a sip

"I told you I was taking a month off!"

"yeah, well......you took too long off"

"I've done more work in the past 10 hours then you have in the past month!"

"yeah well, you.....you're fired!"

"you can't fire me?"

"why not?"

"because I quit"

"but I already fired you"

"well I decided to Quit last Wednesday"

"well I decided to fire you last tuesday"

"well, by using Fedex and Kinkos, I managed to save us a ton of money."

"no kidding?" she takes another sip

"no kidding"

"sounds good, when can you start?"

"I can start now"

"you're hired, glad to have you aboard" Marion shakes his hand, downs the Coffee and heads upstairs to take a shower

00Kevin checks his hand, Marion's handshake had covered it in drool.

he rinses his hand and turns the sign from 'closed' to:

OPEN

"yup, what a hellava Summer"



(good to be back. The adventures and this forum have lost popularity of late, so I decided to host an adventure here. Let's keep this one going!)

[Tennessee R]

Tennessee, the fairly new face in the Nepal bar, comes through the window.

"Woah! This is.....Something! Marion sure knows how to clean up, doesn't she, 00Kevin?"

He asks Kevin if he knows how to make grog, and if anything exciting has happened, as he takes a seat on a stool, his back to the fire.

[00Kevin]

well, I've been doing some searching for a month, not really alot going on. 00Kevin says as he makes the grog

he walks over with the grog "here you go....HEY! YOUR BACK IS ON FIRE!"

he spines tennessee around and splashes the grog on the flame, putting it out

"man! kevin!" tennessee tries to whipe the grog off

"sorry"

"man! you just poured grog all over me!"

"that one is on you, but this next one is on the house!" 00Kevin retreats to the counter "you can wash up in the restroom"

[Ayrun]

At that moment the soft sound of laughter could be heard.
And as both men turn around, they see an unknown guest standing in the doorpost.
Now feeling very uncomfortable by the staring eyes and the sudden silence, she stops laughing and hesitates.
"Sorry," she apologizes. "I just thought it was kind of… funny. That's all."

[00Kevin]

00Kevin grins "yes, I guess it was" he sets a new mug of grog on the table for Tennessee and Invites the women over "something to drink miss uhhh...?"

[Ayrun]

"The name's Ayrun," she replies.
She notices the impression on his face and smiles. "Yeah, I know.. it's kind of an odd name for a girl."

She sits down at the bar. "I'll have some grog as well, thanks."
Her eyes wonder off to the door of the restroom. "Is he going to be okay?"

[00Kevin]

"I'm sure he'll be fine. Hey Tennessee! There should be some clean cloths in there that you can change into if you want."

"ok" Tennessee tries to open the closet, but it was locked, the only clean clothes he can get to happen to be hanging on the Door... "uhhhh, kevin, the closet is locked"

"ok, just change into whatever you can find, I'll have Marion give you something else when she comes downstairs"

'you've gatta be kidding me' he thinks, looking at the only thing within reach

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"here is your grog" 00Kevin says to Ayrun, she pays him and takes a sip

Tennessee walks out of the Restroom, extremely embarassed. He was wearing Marion's Blue Dress

"what the heck tenn?"

"this was the only thing not in the closet" he walks over, his face red

"uhhhh, you look great dude"

"you think so?"

"yeah" Ayrun says "we do"

they can't hold it "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" 00Kevin and Ayrun erupt in laughter

"It's not funny"

"hahaha"

"how'd I get in this ridiculous situation?"

suddenly, marion arrives down the steps "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY DRESS?!?!?!?"

"he looks good, doesn't he marion?" Ayrun jokes

"GET THE FRICK OUT OF MY DRESS BOY!"

"I need clean clothes!"

"bahhhhh" Marion unlocked the closet and hands him some Pants and a Shirt "now get outta my dress!"

******************************************

Soon everyone is back in their regular clothes, sitting at the bar, drinking their favorites

[Ayrun]

It was silent for a while.
Probably because Tennessee was still more or less embarrassed about what had just happened… and Marion was still pissed at him.
Ayrun got the impression something else was bugging her..
'cause.. well.. Tennessee in a dress.. that would be enough to put a smile on anybody's face.. regardless if it was your dress he was wearing.
But then again.. she could be completely off...

"Something wrong?" she asked Marion.

Marion looked at her.. distrustful. Not saying a word she continued staring at her mug of coffee.

"Hangover." 00Kevin whispered.

Ayrun nodded.

"Well, I'm staying in Nepal for a couple of days," she said, trying to make conversation. "Looks like I'm going to hang out here for a while. Anything I should know about this place?"

[00Kevin]

"just don't get too close to marion, she bites"

"mmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg"

"so Ayrun, tell us a little about youself." 00Kevin says, refilling everyone's grog

[Ayrun]

"Wow… easy on the grog, there."
She takes out a small pillbox, takes two pills out, and puts them on the bar next to her empty mug.

Tennessee raises an eyebrow, curiously looking at the pills.

"Can I have some water, please?" Ayrun asks.

"Yeah, sure." 00kevin gets up. "What are them pills for, if you don't mind me asking?"

She looks at him.. wondering if it would do her any good telling him. Her eyes moving from 00Kevin to both Tennessee and Marion.
Nah… this wasn't the time to tell them.
Maybe later…

"They keep me calm," she says.

"Two pills.. of that size.. just to keep you calm?" Tennessee asks; thinking out loud.

"Well, lets just say.. I have a problem controlling my anger."

00Kevin hands her a glass of water.

"You still haven't answered my question," he notices.

"There really isn't all that much to tell, I'm afraid," she says, avoiding the question. "But if there is anything specific you'd like to know; just ask."

[00Kevin]

"in that case...." 00Kevin thinks for a moment "What color underwear are you wearing?"

[Ayrun]

Ayrun looks at the man calling himself 00Kevin for a while and starts to wonders what kind of bar she just walked into.
"Who says I'm wearing any?" she replies.

[00Kevin]

"let's test that theory" *whips on X-Ray glasses*

[Ayrun]

Ayrun shakes her head in disbelief.
"I think you've had enough grog for one day."

[00Kevin]

"she tells, the truth!" he takes them off and looks at the gang "about the underwear I mean." he looks back at the attractive women with the odd name "in case you didn't know, I work for MI6. And no, I havn't drank any grog myself"

"thanks for the lecture"

[Finn]

The place for adventures is the OT section.



http://raven.theraider.net/images/icons/icon4.gif<small> <b>non-moderator note</b></small>

Thank goodness I'm not watching this table.

[Ayrun]

"Just ignore him if he gets annoying." Marion advises her.

Ayrun nods.
Her first impression of 00Kevin had been more positive.. apparently she'd been wrong.
She takes a third pill from the little pillbox she's carrying.
Just in case…

And once more silence fills the Raven.

She looks over at Tennessee, the only other guest. He had hardly said anything since the dress-incident.

"So.. Is it always this crowded?" Ayrun asks.

[Finn]

A well-hidden door on the wall opens, Finn walks out and visits the counter. The big boys' VIP area is having a good party and they're running out of moonshine. As coming through, he hears Kev telling about his place of work.

"He's telling the truth," Finn notes out loud. "Kev really does work in the MI6."

As he reaches under the counter and pulls out a few clinky bottles (and a bottle of milk for Gilles), he leans closer to Ayrun and whispers into her ear:
"Janitor's second assistant. Cleans toilets."

After that, Finn knocks on the secret door, it cracks open with Aaron's head appearing to draw a positive ID on the incomer, then the door opens just a little more, so Finn can slip in and then he is gone.

[Tennessee R]

Still slightly red in the face, and not hearing the crack, Tennessee says
"So, are you like a secret agent, or just an office worker?

"How about that grog? Do I still get one compliments of the house?

"And DO try to bring it back without spilling it on me, 00Kevin"

[00Kevs GirlFrnd]

whoa! cool, rpgs

::runs in, steals a chair, runs away::

[00Kevin]

"you already got one on the house!" 00Kevin responds to Tennessee

"can I have another?"

"NO!"

Tennessee slips 00Kevin some money

"well, on second thought" 00Kevin refils his drink "tell me a little about yourself Ayrun"

[Ayrun]

Ayrun looks slightly irritated at 00Kevin.

"What are you drinking?" she asks. "Already it seems to be effecting your memory."

Before he can react she adds; "I already told you.. there's not much to say. If there's something you want to know, just ask."

As 00Kevin opens his mouth to talk again, she interrupts him for the second time. "But please… try to make it more sensible then last time, okay?"

[00Kevin]

"just a joke love, and no, they arn't really X-Ray glasses" he takes a seat on a stool behind the bar "so, where do you come from and what are you doing here in Nepal?"

[Ayrun]

"Well, I'm from a small country in Europe.. - Which explains why my English isn't always that great. - Anyway… I got into some mess back there…. and since then I've been traveling around the globe."

"Mess?" 00Kevin asks.

"Problems...," she answers. ".. with the law."

[00Kevin]

"well, you've come to the right place my dear, we're the world's #1 hideout for people in trouble with the law, or with anyone else" he presses a button and a bunch of trap doors and secret hiding places reveil themselves

"very nice"

"yeah, sometimes we order a dozen pizzas, and when the deliverer gets here, we all hide in there and shoot spitball wadds at them"

"interesting"

"but soemtimes if someone wants to cause trouble, it's more fun to have a bar fight. you think you could handle yourself?"

[Ayrun]

"Yeah," she smiles. "…let's just say; I have some experience."

"So.. you two live here? In Nepal?" she asks both men.

[00Kevin]

"I do" 00Kevin says "It's no secret that I work for MI6. I work as British Intellegence's Man in Nepal, keeping my eye on things, the usual"

[Ben Friend of Indy]

Suddenly a young man in his early 20s with strawberry blond hair and packed in winter gear bursts through the door, shaking off cascades of snow.

"Whoo! Holy crap!" he says to no one but himself. "Dr. Jones said it was cold up here, but, man, a night out there...geez!" He looks up, remembering why he had come in, and begins to walk towards the bar. "Oh, excuse me. Could anyone recommend me a drink? Nothing to get wasted on, just to get warm."

[Indy_Jones88]

"how bout a hot chocolate" said a young man of about 16 who mysteriously popped up behind the bar.

"Who the hell are you" asked the young man in his early 20s with strawberry blond hair and packed in winter gear.

"Names Kris and I was just looking for some lost artifacts when I happened to stumble upon a trap door right here" Pointing to a spot behind the bar.

[00Kevin]

"Well, nice to have some new faces here in the bar" 00Kevin said nicely, but with some sarcasm, he suddenly lifts Krisoff his feet and tosses him over the bar "NOW GET THE HECK OUT FROM BEHIND MY COUNTER"

don't worry, he wasn't hurt, he landed in a pile of attractive women ;)

"Hot Chocolate all around" 00Kevin 00Kevin grabs 6 cups, fills them with hot water from the boiler, mixes some hot chocolate mix in, stirs and passes around

Marion downs it fast and slams it on the table "more ovaltine please!"

"this isn't ovaltine!" says the 20 year old "this is nequick!"

*dramatic chord*

[Indy_Jones88]

"I can't believe it's not ovaltine." Says Marion half drunk.

Jones replies "Well at least it's not a bad date. It was the year.............

Kris has heard the story countless times so he sits with the ladies having tons o' fun. :D

[Finn]

The hidden door opens again and Finn steps out, checks that everything is okay, adds some more logs into the fireplace, grabs some more clinky bottles from under the counter and disappears through the concealed doorway again - but before it closes, through the noises made by some serious fun-having a faint exchange of words can be heard:

"Gilles passed out!"
"I told you not to let him on Finn's moonshine! Why didn't you stop him?"
"I had no idea it would do any harm! A spoonful!"

[00Kevin]

"now that's a man who can't hold his liquor" 00Kevin quotes a famous bartender from Hill Valley, CA....from 1885 ;)

[Ben Friend of Indy]

The young man looks around, a little bemused at the events of the secret door and the hot chocolate brand controversy.

"So just what is this mad house that I've stumbled upon?" He asks, only partially sarcastic.

[Deadlock]

The revived fire revealed a dark figure asleep in a booth by the fireplace. Though mistaken for an old coat, the figure spoke. The voice from the shadows was not partially, but fully sarcastic.

"This particular mad house is where the young people of the world, or as I like to refer to them... the hope of humanity gather to discuss things of cosmic importance. They ponder the issues that confound the wisest of wisemen and spend their days and nights trying to better themselves at a transcendent level."

The shadowy interrupter chuckled to himself, snored softly, and went back to dreaming about the fall of Christendom.

[00Kevin]

every member of the group looks in the general direction of the rest of the group, then back to the guy in the booth

"WHAT THE ****?"

[Ben Friend of Indy]

The man raises his eyebrows and mutters a "Uh huh" to himself. "Well, it's good hot chocolate anyway--no matter what the brand. What exactly is the big deal about the brand, anyway?" he asks the man who hauled Kris out from behind the counter. He doesn't feel quite comfortable asking the disheveled brunette, who at the moment looks like she would just as soon knock off a body part as look at you.

[00Kevin]

"I dunno, I just work here" 00Kevin says

[Ben Friend of Indy]

The man delivers a "Fair enough" look, then looks around. "So...this is The Raven, huh?"

[00Kevin]

"no, this is the finch" 00Kevin sarcastically says, hoping that some nazis would show up and break the silence


suddenly, a group of at least 20 Nazis walk into the raven "we are looking for....."

"I'm so glad to see you guys here" 00Kevin says, he pulls out a shotgun and BANG sends 6 across the room

[Indy_Jones88]

Kris gets up from his "Conversation" with the beautiful ladies and pulls out a webley. BAM, BAM and sends two flying. Another charges him and Kris punches him right in the gut.

"That outa do it, you guys can take the rest right. Good, I thought so. Now to get back to my "Conversation." ;)

[Ben Friend of Indy]

The man swiftly gets up, knocking his stool to the floor, and sheds much of his winter gear to reveal a small arsenal on him--belts of ammo criss-crossing his chest and two handguns at his side. He pulls out the handguns and begins to pick off Nazis with well-placed shots, rarely wasting any of them.

The Nazis begin to open fire, and the man slides with a running start to the right between tables, now with a hiding place and poking up his head every so often to fire some shots.

"Ah, Dr. Jones told me I might have some fun if I stopped here!" he says with a grin.

[Tennessee R]

Tennessee soon enough realizes that the borrowed shirt that he is wearing is the same colour, and about the same style as the Nazis, and uses that to his advantage.
Running into on crowd of Nazis, he turns around, and aims his 357 magnum revolver at the Raveners, who look on, recognizing the man as a friend.
Then, in an instant, the revolver was swung around, and in heavy fire at the cluster of four Nazis.
Bang Bang Bang,
the first two going into the shoulders in a non-lethal fashion, and the last bullet, slicing through the remaining two in a LC fashion.

"Why didn't you kill them?" Kevin shouted between shots.
"You'd never find out what they wanted," Tennessee replied in a matter-of-fact way.

[Ayrun]

Ayrun, who had been hiding behind the bar together with an angry – but still not healthy - looking Marion, takes a peek to what's going on on the other side of the bar.

Of the 20 Nazi's who entered the bar, only few are still standing.

On the other hand; all of the guests and staff seem very much alive.

"Impressive." she mumbles.

Marion sees Ayrun is holding a gun in her hand.

"Aren't you going to help?" she askes.

"Nah.. I only got one bullet. Besides.. It doesn't look like they need any help."

[Ben Friend of Indy]

This is one heck of an assembly here, the man thinks, taking notice of the other men helping out. Between the three, the small cluster of Nazis left are soon wiped out, and the men get up. Noticing the women behind the bar, the man calls, "It's okay. The fight's over."

[Ayrun]

"It's about time." Marion's mood has taken a turn for the worse, seeing how there's blood all over the floor and dead bodies to go with it.

Ayrun whistles. "Nice job, guys."

She looks over to the guy who told Marion and her, the fight was over.

"I don't think you've introduced yourself," she reminds him. "What's your name?"

[Ben Friend of Indy]

"Oh, sorry. I'm Ben," he says, extending his hand. "And you guys are...?"

[Ayrun]

Ayrun shakes hands with Ben and introduces herself.

"My name's Ayrun," she says.

Ben looks at Marion who gives him an irritated look and waves away his hand as he holds it out to her.

"00Kevin; you and your friends here better clean this mess up," she says pointing at the dead Nazi's.

She turns around and walks out of the room.

"Don't take it personal," Ayrun tells Ben. "She's been that way all night."

[Indy_Jones88]

"hey ben, name's Kris. Word of advice, if you go behind the bar 00Kevin will throw you into a pile of beautiful women. At least he did it for me. ;)." Kris says.

[Tennessee R]

"There's still those four moaning on the floor that I shot. Does someone want to finish them off, or are we gonna ask 'em what they're doing here? They're going to run out of blood pretty soon."
Tennessee comments, looking at the pool they were laying in.

[Ben Friend of Indy]

In active reply to Tennessee's question, Ben hurries to the Nazis laying on the floor, their life steadily oozing from them.

"All right, what's the big deal? What do you want?!"

Three out of four are adamantly silent, but all you need is the one.

"Him!" He points at Kris. "We had to stop him from finding it!"

"Finding what?"

"The Fuhrer's weapon!"

The guests and staff react with varying shades of irritation. Ben quickly rubs the bridge of his nose, then shakes the soldier, who is now wheezing in the little air he can take in, the Grim Reaper knocking on his door.

"What is that?"

Wheezing.

"Come on, what is it?!"

Two of the Nazis have already passed, and the third says with his dying breath, "Tell him no more!"

"What is this weapon?!"

A final wheeze, and the man's body goes limp, his eyeballs beginning to roll back. Ben snorts.

"He's dead."

[Tennessee R]

Tennessee and everyone slowly turns around to Kris, staring at him, waiting for a comment.
Kris stares back, with a blank look, shrugging his shoulders.

"So, Kris, what is this all about?!? What were you doing before you came here?" Tennessee spouted, his adventurous senses perked. He was almost shaking with excitement, and the one thing that Tennessee didn't like was to wait for an answer.

[Ayrun]

"Yeah, Kris," Ayrun adds, as she sits down.

She raises an eyebrow as she sees the mug she was drinking from shot to pieces and whatever was in it, spilled over the bar.

"I think you made us all curious here. Care to explain?"

[Indy_Jones88]

"Ok, Ok, I admit it. I was looking for...... for.......

(This is hard cause everything has been found by Indy already ;) )

MY DAD!!!!! Just kiddin. Actually I was looking for a dooms day device of some sort. In fact I actually don't know what I was looking for, I was just looking. But whatever I am looking for the Fuerher is to."

[Tennessee R]

Off side note:
So, Ben, you got Kris into this, now you have to help him figure out what he's looking for. :D

[Ben Friend of Indy]

(Okie doke... :) )

Ben pipes up. "Wait a second! Before I left for Nepal, I remember someone in the States telling me about a certain artifact. Maybe you've heard of him? Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr.?"

Marion's eyes open a bit, but then she realizes herself and the scowl returns.

"Anyway, he told me that this artifact is told in ancient legend to have great powers--it doesn't destroy anything, but it can control people's minds--well, that's what some ancient South American lore says. I can see how Hitler would be able to use that as a weapon!

"Dr. Jones says he found this stuff only by word of mouth, in this general region--I suppose that's where you come in, Kris--until he found a small tapestry, very ancient, from some kind of wise man or something. As he started to try to translate it, find out more about the thing--like a name, for instance--he found it has South American roots. He was called away for something when he was in the middle of translating it.

"He told me to keep an eye out when I came here. That's why I'm being so..." Ben glances down at his ammo belts, "...cautious. Whether or not it actually has this power, there are people that would kill to get it.

"I can only assume that this is the artifact you're looking for...does any of this sound familiar, Kris?"

[Indy_Jones88]

"Oh yes, it's all coming back to me" Kris says and starts recollecting.

[Ayrun]

"So… if I get this right… Jones, Kris and Hitler are all searching for some artifact, which has the power to control minds," Ayrun says slowly, trying to figure out all that has been said.

"But Jones was 'called away'… and he sends Ben to Nepal; so he'd find Kris. Hitler also sends his men after Kris…"

She looks curiously at the young man, who suddenly became the center of attention.

"So.. you're a real popular guy, huh?"

[Indy_Jones88]

"I guess so, and I wasn't even trying to be popular. Oh well, works with me. In fact I kinda like it." Kris says

[Ben Friend of Indy]

Ben breaks the thoughtful silence that follows.

"Well...I guess we ought to take care of the bodies."

[Ben Friend of Indy]

Just edited the last post, so if you guys are still interested, thar she blows^

[Ayrun]

Ayrun looks up. Her mind had wondered off for a bit.

"Take care of the bodies…," she repeats as she raises an eyebrow. "What do you suggest we do with them?"

[Ben Friend of Indy]

"Well, I certainly don't suggest leaving them here to rot." He steals a glance to Marion, who says sharply, "You've got that right!"

Ben ponders the dilemma for a while, then says apologetically, "The only thing I can come up with is to bury 'em in the snow. Anyone have any other ideas?"

[Indy_Jones88]

"Well we could send them on a plane back to Germany to let Hitler know they failed, or we could send them to a hungry bunch of cannibles, or of course we could just bury 'em" said Kris.

"My vote would be to send them back to Hitler"

[Ayrun]

Ayrun starts laughing. "Yeah, I can see it already… 20 dead Nazi's on a plane."

"Nah, seriously..," she says, still smiling. "It be funny, indeed. But you can hardly get 20 dead bodies past customs."

"So.. If Marion would be so kind to provide us with some shovels, I'll help you guys bury them. Okay?"

[00Kevin]

"get them past customs? WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!? Remember: it's 1936, we're in Nepal, Look at the airfield!" everyone looks out the window, further down the snowy slopes of Nepal stands a small rundown airstrip. 1 runway, 1 rundown hanger, 1 'tower'...ok, not really a tower, walk up 1 flight of stairs and and you are in a run down 'control room'

"yeah, no prob putting it on a plane, I know a number of people who could charter it, no questions asked, including the ledgendary Raffey De Leon, but I think just her is fine...mabey we could display them like hunting tropheys" 00Kevin jokes

"I know!" a drunk say, he pours a bunch of whiskey on the pile of dead nazis and light a match

FLLLUUUUSHHHHH!!!!

"YOU FOOL! YOU'LL BURN THE ENTIRE RAVEN DOWN!!!!!!"





"...............................................ooops"

[Ben Friend of Indy]

"Whoa!"

Ben starts to try to smother the fire--fortunately limited to the top of the pile at the moment, but quickly growing--with his large hiking coat, with little success.

"Does anyone know where there's a bucket we can put some snow in? You know, to dump on the fire?"

[Ayrun]

Marion gives the guests an irritated look as she takes a bucket from under the bar and hands it to Ayrun.

Ayrun throws the bucket over to Kris who was standing nearest to the door.

As he's going outside, Marion hands Ayrun a second bucket.

"Yeah, yeah…," she mumbles as she runs after Kris.

----- about one minute later the fire has been extinguished ----

Everyone in the room is staring at the pile of dead Nazi's; most of them badly wounded by the fire.

"Okay.. now what do we do with them? Still want to put them on a plane back to Germany?" Ayrun asks.

[Indy_Jones88]

"Hell ya, I mean what ever you guys want to do" Says Kris, not meaning to blurt that out.

"I heard it was Hitler's birthday, let's give him a birthday gift that he'll never forget. What do you guys think?" Asks Kris.

[hffan2000]

at that moment, kevin's friend mike comes into the raven. marion and kevin turn to face him.
"mike you old dog! how ya been?" kevin says as he pours mike a whiskey.
" pretty good old buddy and guess what, i got a new find to tell you about. an artifact linked to Jesus himself and i do not mean the spear. i'm talking about the crown of thorns. a monk in italy told me that mussolini and hitler are both after because they believe whoever owns it has the divine right to rule all men and that it will give them godlike powers. we have to keep them from all artifacts connected with Jesus. thankfully i'm on good terms with the vatican but time is short. what do you say? you in?" he says with a wink.

[hffan2000]

mike looks around the bar and says "if anyone else wants to join the expedition feel free"

[gladhatter]

Gh gets up from ROTFLMFAO and anounces "I am is not a nazi and why was I grazed by this hail of bullet" ?

shaking off my long white duster and noticing the shine has been scuffed on my peanut brittle lizzard skin boots, I look around and ask in wonderment, What the .... is this some kind of hat convention? or do you guys just all wear the same sharp creased fedora's?

Never mind never mind, I just heard there is some private stock shine in these parts and a whole mess of pretty women and I think I will just go behind the bar and get me a drink of Finns finest. * hoping for a flying nun toss of my on as see Rick stumbe throuht the doors shirt open and wearing one of them same style hats but with a seemingly finer finish. Finding my self getting up off the floor again from the flying toss and only having landed on my face, I see clearly that the mes of gals conviently moved toward the door and Rick and I seemed to have had crash landing.

[gladhatter]

Feeling like I am in a dream here or maybe a night mare and not really sure if I am asleep or awake. I think I ust be the unluckiest man in the world. Who else could be thrown into a cage full of cats and end up with a dog.

What a place to be, man this sure would be a good plce to open up a bar. I need a drink . Did some one mention Grog?

Gazing at the pile of smoldering Nazi's here, I think I better just relieve myself while all the women folk are at door wtih Rick and put this fire out once and for good.