Feelin' Cruddy... [Archive]

Indyologist

07-22-2004, 03:48 PM

I've been feeling pretty depressed the last few days, including today. My co-workers are a bunch of buttheads and they've been giving me a hard time. Plus my unhappy hormones are raging. Someone help me feel better! :(

Finn

07-22-2004, 04:13 PM

*Virtual hug.*

There... calm down now. It's not so bad world.

Smile a little.

You scrolled all the way down here and waited to see me saying something nasty that turns the meaning of this message completely opposite, didn't you?

Knew you did.

Canyon

07-22-2004, 04:18 PM

Awww, poor Indyologist!

Here, let me cheer you up!

Did I read that sign right?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER..... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1st FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

AND, here's an absolutely hilarious picture of Indy!

http://www.theindyexperience.com/Humor/humor_pic.jpg
"Hey Indyologist, fancy a ride?"

Indy_Jones88

07-22-2004, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by Indyologist
I've been feeling pretty depressed the last few days, including today. My co-workers are a bunch of buttheads and they've been giving me a hard time. Plus my unhappy hormones are raging. Someone help me feel better! :(

Hope you get to feeling better. :) As Finn said "Virtual Hug".

If those "Buttheads" really tick you of tell them that they are "insignifigant p!ss ants" (originally posted by temple of john)

(It's really cool when you can qoute people and still make a sentence ;) )

Indyz Azn Gurl

07-22-2004, 04:31 PM

{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}

Hope you'll feel better!!!

Forget those losers!!!
They're not worth to be irritated by. >_<

Indyologist

07-22-2004, 04:53 PM

Thanks, guys. I feel better already. Sure wish I could meet y'all in person.

Canyon, those signs were hilarious!

IndyJones88: "Insignificant p--s ants!" LOL!

Canyon

07-22-2004, 04:55 PM

Indy_Jones88

07-22-2004, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by Indyologist
Thanks, guys. I feel better already. Sure wish I could meet y'all in person.

Canyon, those signs were hilarious!

IndyJones88: "Insignificant p--s ants!" LOL!

LOL, thx.

I have been through Buffalo, NY a few times, NY is a beautiful state (especially in the fall). I'm sure you have never been to Hutchinson, KS. Trust me you wouldn't want to come here ;).

anyways, glad we got you to feel better. :D

Kris "Indy_Jones88"

Indy's_main_man

07-22-2004, 07:44 PM

don't get too calm...remember...somewhere in that strange World Paris Hilton is planning to release a CD....good grief

and as for your coworkers...ditch em

Onya

07-22-2004, 09:16 PM

*hugs*

When everything sucks, it has no choice but to get better.

... hopefully, anyway.

:D

... You'll be all right. :)

Deadlock

07-22-2004, 10:17 PM

Take comfort... things always look darkest right before they go pitch black. ;)

Pale Horse

07-22-2004, 11:05 PM

"Then it comes to be
that the soothing light
at the end of your tunnel
was just a frieght train coming your way, yeah"

Metallica :D

On a more serious note Rom. 8:28

Caitlin

07-22-2004, 11:54 PM

Awww, man. Cruddy co-workers are the worst!
My mom sent me an email a while ago that went something like this:
"Think you're having a bad day at work? Go to the drugstore on your lunchbreak and pick up a Q-Tip brand baby (rectal) thermometer and read the back of the package......"All products are personally tested"
OUCH! And you thought your job stunk?!"

Or play this great flash game! Beat the co-worker senseless (Whip the Worker)

http://www.madmooner.com/games/whiptheworker.swf

Indyz Azn Gurl

07-23-2004, 01:39 AM

Hahahahaha!!! That's a funny site!!! ^_^

07-23-2004, 05:49 AM

Originally posted by Finn
You scrolled all the way down here and waited to see me saying something nasty that turns the meaning of this message completely opposite, didn't you? 

No, my resolution is 2048x1536, so I didn't have to scroll. :D

And here's a little song for Indyologist!

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of $#!+,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]

tsk tsk VP, we must be mindfull of certain words in our posts...

All right how about $#!+?

Indyologist

07-23-2004, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by Canyon
I wish I could meet you too, Indyologist.

What did you think of that Indy picture? Pretty funny, huh?

Yeah, that was a cute pic. Indy sometimes reminds me of a little boy-- so adorable! Those "signs" were pretty funny, too!

VP, what song is that? Thanks for the cheer

thanks for that site, Caitlin!

And thank all of you for the "virtual hugs"

Here's hugs back (((( (: ))))!!!

Finn

07-23-2004, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by Indyologist
VP, what song is that? Shame on you! Monty Python - The Bright Side of Life (http://www.modrzew.stopklatka.pl/zip/alw.zip), from movie Life of Brian, a classic piece!

Indyologist

07-23-2004, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by Finn
Shame on you! Monty Python - The Bright Side of Life (http://www.modrzew.stopklatka.pl/zip/alw.zip), from movie Life of Brian, a classic piece!

Wow-- I never saw that one coming. I didn't realize it was from a Python movie, and I usually LOVE Python movies! I personally wouldn't see Life of Brian because I've heard they give Jesus a pretty bad rap. I'm all for poking a little fun at the Christian faith (ie- The Simpson's brand humor), but it turns me off when things get downright blasphemous. To each their own, of course, but I still don't like it.

I'm going to listen to this song right now!

Finn

07-23-2004, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by Indyologist
I personally wouldn't see Life of Brian because I've heard they give Jesus a pretty bad rap. I see this movie not insulting the Holy Man in any way. It is a parody that is satirizing the Christian legends. Jesus does not even show up in this movie (except there is discussion about the end that it's actually JC who's... well, go figure it out).

See it if you can. It is a great movie and this song pretty much sums up its core idea - there is not a single thing on this Earth that would be so serious and sacredly untouched you couldn't have at least a little laugh for it.

Luckylighter

07-23-2004, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by Finn
Shame on you! Monty Python - The Bright Side of Life (http://www.modrzew.stopklatka.pl/zip/alw.zip), from movie Life of Brian, a classic piece!

Funny, I was going to post the same song. Actually, I was torn between that and "Galaxy Song":

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-o-ugh

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

Mega Hugs and kisses, Indyologist. ;)

Indy's_main_man

07-23-2004, 12:54 PM

Life of Brian didn't poke fun at Christianity...it poked fun at organized religion...all organized religion.

Finn

07-23-2004, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by Luckylighter
Funny, I was going to post the same song. Actually, I was torn between that and "Galaxy Song" The Meaning of Life. Another classic. Also available. (http://www.spacebox.org/lands/galaxy.mp3)

Pale Horse

07-23-2004, 02:50 PM

While we're on the topic of Spam (http://www.rikkertdekoe.nl/andre/Work/Mail/Monty_Python_-_Spam_song.mp3)....;)

EDIT: Okay, if this (http://www.swkfans.com/star-wars-kid-remix.wmv) doesn't make you laugh, I give up!

Finn

07-24-2004, 06:19 AM

Since Indyologist has just learnt more about her Northern "relatives", I'm putting in one more Python treat (http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/finland.mp3)... and my personal favorite.

Onya

07-24-2004, 03:12 PM

Hate the movie (for the religion but because the only Monty Python I like is Search for the Holy Grail) but the song was fine....

Until you have blithering idiots singing it for twenty minutes straight.

Finn, which movie was that song from?

Indy's_main_man

07-24-2004, 05:54 PM

that's no movie, my friend

Monty Python's flying circus I believe

Rumpled Fedora

07-24-2004, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by Pale Horse
While we're on the topic of Spam (http://www.rikkertdekoe.nl/andre/Work/Mail/Monty_Python_-_Spam_song.mp3)....;)

EDIT: Okay, if this (http://www.swkfans.com/star-wars-kid-remix.wmv) doesn't make you laugh, I give up!

Lol!
Thanx for posting that, Pale Horse. At least one person laughed!

Onya

07-26-2004, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by Indy's_main_man
that's no movie, my friend

Monty Python's flying circus I believe

Hm. I wouldn't know. These are questions I used to ask the Monty Python nut at school--but I don't go there anymore, so I just ask the stupid questions here instead.

Indyologist

07-29-2004, 03:43 PM