Raiders of the Lost BALLS!

[John McClane]

Just take a quote from the IJ trilogy, and substitute one word for BALLS.

I'll start:

"Dr. Jones? I knew it was you. You have your father's balls."

[Rick5150]

Rene Belloq: Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than BALLS to save you.

[Rick5150]

Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my... .
[looks down]
Indiana Jones: My BALLS.

[Rick5150]

On the Rope Bridge:
Short Round: Indy! Cover your BALLS! Cover your BALLS!

[Rick5150]

Panama Hat: Small world, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Too small for two of us.
Panama Hat: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my BALLS from you.

[Rick5150]

Professor Henry Jones: Sorry about the BALLS but I thought that you were one of them.
Indiana Jones: Dad, they come in through the doors.
Professor Henry Jones: Ha, good point.

[Rick5150]

I desperately wanted to work the word BALLS into this scene...

Indiana Jones: All I have to do is squeeze.
Dr. Elsa Schneider: All I have to do is scream.

[Pale Horse]

"Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than balls to save you."

"You've got the wrong balls, Mr. Donovan. Why don't you try my father?"

"Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their balls."

[Raffey]

ELSA: You have your father's eyes.

INDY: And my mother's BALLS. But, the rest belongs to you.

ELSA: Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for...

[Webley]

"Okey dokey Dr. Jones hold on to your BALLS." :whip:

[Aaron H]

Throw me the balls I throw you the whip! :whip:

[Webley]

"Nice BALLS! Lao Che."

[Rumpled Fedora]

"Don't look at me like that-we both wanted the balls, I would have done anything to get it. You would have done the same."

[Aaron H]

"You want to go there? Back into the lion's balls? :sick:

[Canyon]

Indy: "I've got some balls for you."
Willie: "There's nothing you have which I could possibly want."

Silly woman... :rolleyes:

[Indydan13]

Marion: "Come on I'll buy you balls."
Indy: (Ignoring her)
Marion: "You know, balls."

[Johan]

Sallah: Indy, why do the balls move?
Indiana: Give me your torch. :eek:



Sallah: Oh, my balls. I'm so pleased you're not dead.



Marion: Balls closed.
Toht: We are - hehe - not thirsty.

HERES MY FAVE

Indiana: Balloq's Balls only had writing on one side? You sure about that?
Sallah: Positive!
Indiana: Balloq's staff is too long

[Indydan13]

Indy: "Balls. Why did it have to be Balls?"
Sallah:"Balls, very dangerous. You go first."

or

Willie: "What beautiful balls!"
Indy: "They're not balls, sweethart, they're giant vampire balls."

[Aaron H]

"What's this?"
"Its a balls, you eat 'em."
:o :eek: :sick: :D

[Rumpled Fedora]

"What am I looking for?"

"My lucky balls."

"Feels like a cigarette lighter."

[Webley]

"Professor of archaeology expert on the occult and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare BALLS!"

[Webley]

Willie
"They'er are two dead BALLS! down here."

Indy
"They'ers gonna two dead BALLS! in here"

[Webley]

Willie
"I burnt my BALLS! and I cracked a nail."

[VP]

http://www.theraider.net/newsarchives/gallery/magazines/playboy_01.jpg

[Battleflail]

"It's not the balls, honey...it's the mileage."













:eek:

[Rumpled Fedora]

"What's that supposed to be coming out of there?"

"Who knows...lightning...fire...the power of balls."

"I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this thing."

[Indyologist]

ROFLMAO!!!

Indy (on rope bridge) "Oh balls..."

[Pale Horse]

"You lost today, kid; but that doesn't mean you have to like balls."

"Archaeology is...the search for fact. Not balls. If it's balls you're interested in, Doctor Tyree's Philosophy class is right down the hall."

"You must choose. But choose wisely. For as the True balls will bring you life—the False balls will take it from you."

"This is how we say balls in Germany."

[Pale Horse]

"Too bad the Hovitos, don't know balls the way I do."

"Yes Dr. Jones, we've heard a great deal about you. Professor of Archeology, expert on the occult, and-how does one say it..., obtainer of rare balls."

"It was not I who brought the balls into this dirty business."

"The Fuhrer is not a patient man. He demands constant balls and he expects progress. You led me to believe--"

[Pale Horse]

"Since I was nice enough to let you tag along, why don't you give your balls a rest? Okay, doll?"

"That's more balls than these people eat in a week. They're starving--"

"I'm not leaving without those balls."

"Now you see the magic of the balls you bring back."

[Deadlock]

From Last Crusade:

This is the second time I've had to reclaim my balls from you.

Dad wasn't looking for a book about the balls, he was looking for the balls itself!

Sallah! I said NO balls! That's five balls!! Can't you count?!

[Rumpled Fedora]

"It was dark, but I think one of your sons tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him."
"You have insulted my son."
"Next time I'll cut off more than his balls."
----------
"Maybe he like older balls.

[LASTCRUSADER]

From TOD

"Ever since you got into my club you haven't been able to take your BALLS off me"

[San Holo]

INDY:John McLane should spend less time typing annoying threads, and more time hummin my BALLS
JOHN:UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[John McClane]

"How does one get off these balls?"

I liked the Austrian BALLS better."

"That's the BALLS of a carpenter."

"I'm gonna blow up your balls, Renee!"

"Nice balls, Lao Che!"

"Balls, why did it have to be balls?"


"Small balls, Dr. Jones."
”Too small for two of us!"


"My BALLS are prepared. How’s yours?"

"I don't know. But whatever it is, he's in over his balls."

"Dig with your hands, not with your balls."

"Ever since we left you haven't been able to take your balls off me!"

"Dammit Indy where doesn't it hurt?!"
"BALLS!"
*kiss*

"Care to wet your balls, Marcus?"

"Your trip down was comfortable, Dr. Jones? My balls didn't alarm you, I hope..."


Here's some more, I'm not sure if they have already been mentioned.

[John McClane]

And the winner is Raffey.

Congratulations. :D


ELSA: You have your father's eyes.

INDY: And my mother's BALLS. But, the rest belongs to you.

ELSA: Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for...

[EvilDevo]

"look. three? three. seven? seven. balls? and balls. wheres the balls? look around for the balls."

"we must hurry! there is balls to fear here!"
"that's what scares me."

"dr. jones..."
"yes?" "yes?"
"i will take the balls now."
"what balls?" "what balls?"

"i suddenly remembered my balls! let my armies be the rocks and the trees... and the birds in the sky."

"a loyal priest hid the last two balls down here in the catacombs."

[Luckylighter]

MARION: You know, he loved you like a son. Took a hell of a lot for you to alienate him.
INDY: Not much. Just balls.

SALLAH: Bad balls.

SALLAH: (Singing) I am the monarch of the balls, I am the...

DONOVAN: Because he didn't listen to my balls!

INDY: I hate balls, Jock! I hate 'em!

SALLAH: Indy, why does the floor move?
INDY: Give me your balls.

INDY: I can only say I'm balls so many times
MARION: Well say it again anyway.
INDY: Balls.

BELLOQ: It's a transmitter, a radio for speaking to balls, and it's within my reach.
INDY: You wanna talk to balls? Let's go see 'em together, I've got nothing better to do.

MARCUS: The Bible speaks of the balls leveling mountains and laying waste in entire regions. An Army that carries the balls before it... is invincible.

INDY: Balls. Bureaucratic balls.

[EvilDevo]

hah hah hah :D

"indy... my balls."
"im sorry kid."

[Luckylighter]

...you can't stop after one set.

DONAVAN: He sticks out like a sore balls. We'll find him.

INDY:Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish balls. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.


DONAVAN: Germany has declared war on the Jones balls.

HENRY JONES, SR.:You dolt. You think my son would be that stupid; he would bring my balls all the way back here? You didn't, did you? You didn't bring it, did you?

ELSA: I believe in the balls, not the Swastika.

INDY: She ransacked her own balls, and I fell for it!

BRODY: And you're meddling with balls you can't possibly comprehend.

INDY: (After throwing Vogel off the zeppelin) No balls!

BRODY: My balls preceed me.

HENRY JONES, SR.: Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the balls.

[Luckylighter]

...from "Temple of Doom"?

GUEST AT DINNER: Ah! Dessert...Chilled monkey balls!

SHORT ROUND: He no nuts, he's balls!

CHATTAR LAL: Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his balls.

WILLIE: I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your balls out and lowering you into hot pits!

INDY: Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh... and balls!

[Tary]

MARION: You know, he loved you like a son. Took a hell of a lot for you to alienate him.
INDY: Not much. Just balls.

SALLAH: Bad balls.

SALLAH: (Singing) I am the monarch of the balls, I am the...

DONOVAN: Because he didn't listen to my balls!

INDY: I hate balls, Jock! I hate 'em!

SALLAH: Indy, why does the floor move?
INDY: Give me your balls.

INDY: I can only say I'm balls so many times
MARION: Well say it again anyway.
INDY: Balls.

BELLOQ: It's a transmitter, a radio for speaking to balls, and it's within my reach.
INDY: You wanna talk to balls? Let's go see 'em together, I've got nothing better to do.

MARCUS: The Bible speaks of the balls leveling mountains and laying waste in entire regions. An Army that carries the balls before it... is invincible.

INDY: Balls. Bureaucratic balls.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH! Classic!

[VP]

http://raven.theraider.net/showthread.php?t=4940

[indy148]

Indy (ROTLA): Balls? What Balls?!?

Shorty (TOD, spike room): It wasn't me, it was her balls!

:whip:

[Aaron H]

"Balls, very dangerous. You go first."

--

"They're digging in the wrong balls!"

--

"I'm your godamn balls!"

--

"Balls is not an exact science."

[intergamer]

How about adding "in bed" to lines from the film? It works for fortune cookies

...(a grandfather clock, faint and unlocatable, chimes eleven, out of key....

[Aaron H]

My favorite one is:
"You will reunite with a very old friend...in bed."

[Bad Penny]

Indy throws Nazi out of the blimp

"No BALLS!"

[Bad Penny]

Henry Sr: "Oh, it breaks the BALLS!"

[Luisiana Jones]

Archaeology is the search for BALLS... not truth.

[hatcameback]

indy hates snakes because they have no balls

[intergamer]

Eat Buffalo Testicles by RICH BROWN


Postin it up before you get banned? Can we just ban an entire IP block?
You know those trolls (the dolls) that used to be sort of popular, with the really long weird colorful hair that poked up?
I used to cut them up with scissors. Let that be a warning to you. :whip:

[00Kevin]

"Yes, thuggee was an obsenity. Worshiped Balls with Human sacrifices"

[Red 5]

"What's this?"
"Its a balls, you eat 'em."

[Cooler_King]

INDY: Sallah, Where's dad?

SALLAH: They have him, in the BALLS of that steel beast

[Indyfan28]

Indy "Jock, I hate BALLS , i hate em'!"
Jock "Come on, show a little BALLS will yah!"

[Battleflail]

Indy "Where's my balls?"
Sallah "They have them; in the belly of that steel beast."
:D

[Mariah]

Profesor of archeaology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare balls.

[Webley]

Sallah to Indy

The BALLS is enormous.

Thay hire only strong BALLS and the pay pennies for them.

They have not one BALL among them.

Indy...there is something that troubles me. The BALLS. If thay are there, at Tanis, then it is something that man was not meant to disturb. Death has always surrounded it. It is not of this earth.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Indy to Marion

"Do we need the monkey?"

Marion to Indy

"Im surprised at you, Jones talking that way about your BALLS."

[Webley]

"I didnt come here to find the cup of christ I came here to find my BALLS!"

[Webley]

#1:

"The last time I saw your father, we were in the library.
He was very close to tracking down the knight's BALLS!
I've never seen him so excited."

#2:

"Dr. Jones."

"Yes?"

"I will take the BALLS! now."

"What BALLS!"

"You have the BALLS! in your pocket."

#3:

"You dolt! Do you think my son would be that stuped that he would bring my BALLS! all the way back here?"

#4:

"Come on, Dad. Come on."

"What about the BALLS!"

"We're not going on the BALLS!"

#5:

"You can't save him when you"re dead! The healing power of the BALLS! is the only thing that can save your father now."

#6:

"Ooh, what big BALLS!"

"Those aren't big birds, sweetheart. They're giant vampire BALLS!"

#7:

"I was happy in Shanghai. I had a little house... and a garden. My friends were rich.We went to parties all the time in limousines. I hate being out side! I'm a singer! I could lose my BALLS!"

#8:

"You found Nurhachi?"

"You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him."

"You have insulted my son."

No, you have insulted me. I spared his BALLS!"

#9:

Short Round
"What do you got?"

Indy
"Two BALLS!"

Short Round
"Aha-ha, three aces I win. Two more BALLS! I have all your money.Ha, ha, ha!"

Indy
"It poke-her Shorty anything can happen."

#10:

"It's a Thuggee ceremony. They're worshipping BALLS!"

#11:

"That's the BALLS! thay took from the village. It's one of the Sankara BALLS!

"Why thay glow like that?"

"The legend says when the BALLS! are brought together, the diamonds inside them will glow."

[qwerty]

This thread definitly needs a comeback.

right after Indy punches Vogel out of the zepelin
"No BALLS!!"

[DaFedora]

Profesor of archeaology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare balls.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !

I almost pissed my BALLS upon reading that !

[sarah navarro]

i read everyone one of them :D :D :D that was so funny ,no words can describe ,i'll be back when i think of one!

[IndyFan89]

"Balls, why did it have to be Balls?"

[René Belloq]

"Ever since you got into my club you haven't been able to take your BALLS off me"

[Inbanana]

"Inside are the balls of Nurhachi, first emperor of Manchu dynasty."

[kongisking]

"Ever since you got into my club you haven't been able to take your BALLS off me"

!!!!!!!!! :sick: :D

What is the point of this thread? To act perverted or something? Seems pointless to me...

[oki9Sedo]

ELSA: You have your father's eyes.

INDY: And my mother's BALLS. But, the rest belongs to you.

ELSA: Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for...

ROFL!!!!:up:

[loganbush]

definitely the greatest thread ever. I tried to find one to quote but they're all so good.

[René Belloq]

I burnt my BALLS! and I cracked a nail.

[Indy_Chic]

INDY: Sallah, Where's dad?

SALLAH: They have him, in the BALLS of that steel beast

LOL!!! This thread is hilarious and disturbing all at the same time! :up:

[Bjorn Heimdall]

Indiana: Balloq's Balls only had writing on one side? You sure about that?
Sallah: Positive!
Indiana: Balloq's staff is too long

This is the best one, especially the last line!

[Indy_Chic]

This is the best one, especially the last line!


:eek: Ha! This thread is crazy! :p

[Dr. Gonzo]

The healing power of the balls is the only thing that can save your father now! Its time to ask yourself what you believe.

[Maybe.Not Today]

Sallah! I said no BALLS. Thar's five BALLS, can't you count?!

[Maybe.Not Today]

You have ze balls in your pocket...

You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring my balls all the way back here!?

[Melesse]

"You were named after the balls?"

[DocWhiskey]

"I don't think my BALLS came here for the milkshakes."

;)

[Lonsome_Drifter]

Grain Night: "You have chosen. . .balls"

Sallah: Ah, BALLS! Paradise on earth!"

[LostArk]

"The balls, Lao. The deal was for the balls"

[Ignatius Stone]

Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey balls.

[Lonsome_Drifter]

Professor Henry Jones Sr.: "You left just when you were getting balls."-Last Crusade

Man: "Hitler is a nut on the subject. He is obssessed with the balls"-RotLA

Prime Minister: "The British do so worry about their balls"-ToD

[IJ_KELLER]

Please sit down before you fall down, we can at least behave like civilized balls.

[Moedred]

INDY - Why are you trying to ball us?
KAZIM - Because you're looking for the Holy Grail.
INDY - My father was looking for the Holy Grail. Did you ball him too?

[eroc]

Major Eaton: Frankly, we're somewhat suspicious of Mr. Ravenwood, an American being mentioned so prominently in a secret Nazi cable.

Brody: Oh, rubbish. Ravenwood's no Nazi.

Colonel Musgrove: Well, what do the Nazis want him for then?

Indiana: Well, obviously, the Nazis are looking for the balls to Staff of Ra and they think Abner's got them.

Major Eaton: What exactly are the balls to the Staff of Ra?

Indiana: Well, the staff is just a stick. I don't know, about this big. Nobody really knows for sure how high. And it's...
[turns blackboard to blank side]

Indiana: it's, uh... it's capped with elaborate balls in the shape of the sun with a crystal in the center. And what you did was, you take the staff to a special room in Tanis, a balls room with miniature balls all laid out on the floor. And if you put the staff in a certain place at a certain time of day, the sun shone through here and made beam that came down on the balls here... and gave you the exact location of the Balls of the Souls.

Colonel Musgrove: Where the Balls of the Covenant was kept, right?.

Indiana: That's exactly what the Nazis are looking for.

Major Eaton: Now what do these balls look like?

Indiana: Uh... there's a picture of them right here.
[opens a book on the table]

Indiana: That's them.
[they all look at an illustration of the Hebrews devastating their enemy with their balls]

Major Eaton: Good God!

Brody: Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought.

Colonel Musgrove: [pointing to a beam of light] Uh, now what's that supposed to be coming out of the balls?

Indiana: Lightning. Fire. Power of God or something.

Major Eaton: I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this.

Brody: Oh, yes. The Bible speaks of the balls leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions. An army which carries the balls before it... is invincible.

[Lonsome_Drifter]

Indiana: Do we need the monkey?
Marion: I'm surprised at you. Talking that way about our baby. He's got your looks, too.
Indiana: And your <b>balls</b>.

-


Short Round: I'm very little! You <b>balls<b> very big!

[Melesse]

"I believe in the grail, not balls"

[Ignatius Stone]

Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your balls.

[Lonsome_Drifter]

Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your balls.

LMAO! Best one yet!

[Melesse]

"What is this balls?"
"I grew up with balls"

[Indy Pendant]

We've come to view the balls! (sorry, I had to.)

[Ignatius Stone]

It's not the years honey, it's the balls.

[DiscoLad]

Sallah(singing that song..) "I am the Monarch of the BALLS..."

[DiscoLad]

Sallah: "They've loaded it onto some BALLS headed for Cairo.."
Indy: "BALLS, WHAT BALLS?!"

Lao Che-" You never told me you spoke BALLS"
Indy " only on special occasions"..

Lao Che"so...it's true, you found BALLS?"
Indy:"You know I did...last night one of your boys tried to get BALLS...without paying for them.."
Lao Che "You've insulted my BALLS!"
Indy: No...You've insulted mine..."

[DiscoLad]

Indy: I'm BALLing, I'm BALLin
Marion: Well, whatever it is BALL it faster...

(not as good as the last one..)

[Spalkomania]

"Elsa. Give me your other balls, honey."

[indifan101]

The balls are mightier than the sword!

[DiscoLad]

(someone might have done this..)

Indy- My BALLS...Where's my BALLS?!
Willie- I burnt my BALLS and I broke a BALL!

[DiscoLad]

Was this thread made in '05 ?!

[Rocket Surgeon]

Dietrich (screaming): WHAT ABOUT BALLS!?!
German Soldier: There's no trace yet sir

Irene, put everyone's BALLS on a list, in the order they arrived, and I'll see each and every one of them in turn."

“Throw me the pu$$y; I'll throw you the whip”
(sorry wrong thread)

They're worthless bronze BALLS Marion, are ya gonna give them to me?

He's got a two-day head-start on you, which is more than he needs.
Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan.
He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom.
He'll blend in. Disappear. You'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the BALLS already.

[Kyle]

Major Eaton: I assure you, Dr. Brody, Dr. Jones. We have top BALLS working on it right now.
Indy: Who?
Major Eaton: Top...BALLS.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Fraulein Ravenwood...let me show you BALLS I am used to. BALLS!"
Take your BALLS off me, take your lousy BALLS off!
You don't need BALLS! I'll tell you everything!

Shoot them, Shoot them BALLS...

Indy there's something that bothers me...
What is it
The BALLS

My BALLS! I am so glad you are not dead!

[DocWhiskey]

*Indy throws Vogel out of zeppelin. Passengers stare confused.*

Indy: No balls.

[Dr Bones]

Works on just one scene.


Grail Knight. "I knew you'd come...my balls has left me"

Donovan "It's more balls than I ever imagined....this certainly is the balls of the king of balls"

GK "He chose..... balls"

Elsa "It would not be made out of balls"

Indy "That's the balls of a carpenter."

GK "you have chosen wisely, but the balls cannot pass beyond the great balls..that is the boundary and the price of balls"

Could also throw in..."in latin, balls begins with an I"

"Balls marks the spot"

"How dare you kiss balls?!"

[Rocket Surgeon]

Works on just one scene.
Yeah...THIS one:

Fraulein Ravenwood...let me show you BALLS I am used to. BALLS!"
Take your BALLS off me, take your lousy BALLS off!
You don't need BALLS! I'll tell you everything!

[DoomTown]

"You want the BALLS , let her go!!!!"

"Drop them Dr. Jones!!! They will be found. YOU WON'T!!!!"

[Rocket Surgeon]

"You want the BALLS , let her go!!!!"

"Drop them Dr. Jones!!! They will be found. YOU WON'T!!!!"

Nice BALLS my Brother!

I mean...Avatar!

:sick:

[Team Indy]

From KotCS:

Indy: This area is highly magnetized. Give me your bullets.

I didn't even need to substitute anything.

[Rocket Surgeon]

Spalko: [to Mutt] You BALL like a young man, eager to begin, quick to finish.

Indiana Jones: How big?
Mutt Williams: Huge!
Indiana Jones: Good.
Mutt Williams: Good?
Indiana Jones: When it comes to BALLS, the bigger the better.

Indy: When they I get out of this I'm going to break your BALLS.

Mac: You broke my BALLS!

Indiana Jones: He's a good kid, Marion. You should get off his back about school.
Marion Ravenwood: Mutt, I mean...
Indiana Jones: Not everybody is BALLS out for it.

Indiana Jones: [stuck in quicksand] Oxley, don't just sit there. For God's sake, man. Go get Balls!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: BALLS?
Indiana Jones: BALLS!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: BALLS!

[Team Indy]

Indy: Don't be a child, get balls to fight with.

Irina: Belief, Dr. Jones, is the balls you have yet to master.

Mac: Mate, I bet 500 balls that we get out of here alive. Ooh... let's make it 100.

[DoomTown]

Chatter Lal: "And wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut your BALLS off if you ever returned to his country?" :up:

[DoomTown]

"I liked the Austrian BALLS better."

"So did I."

[Insomniac]

Eel Eater: Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey Balls.

Shorty:Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Balls!
Indiana Jones: *My* professional name.

Indiana: Shorty grab my Balls!

[Lonsome_Drifter]

Indy: "Short balls!"
Short Round: "What, Indy?!"
Indy: "Not Short Round; short balls!"

[bennihana123]

Indy tosses Vogel out of the Zeppelin

Indy: "No Balls!"

[Team Indy]

Shorty: Balls, I love you!

Marion: Let go of my balls, you rotten, Russkie, son of a-

Marion: So, are you still leaving a trail of human balls behind, or have you retired?

Marion: Oh, you thought I couldn't have some balls without you! And some damn good balls!
Indy: Marion-
Marion: Some damn good balls!

Dovchenko: Oh, for love of balls! Shut the hell up!

[MaverickKing]

"Balls? Why did it have to be balls?"


*sees dead monkey* "Bad balls."


"It's a transmitter. It's a radio for speaking with balls! And it's within my reach!"


"They will make you drink from the balls of Kali Ma..."

[Von Stalhein]

Indy tosses Vogel out of the Zeppelin

Indy: "No Balls!"
Und zhis is how ve say good balls in Germany, Dr Jones.

[Team Indy]

Indy: Do you wear your balls to bed?
Willie: Yes... and nothing else. Does that ball you?
Indy: Nothing balls me. I'm a scientist.
Willie: What sorts of things do you study? Nocturnal balls?
Indy: Primitive sexual balls.
Willie: You'll be back here in five balls.
Indy: You'll be in my room in five balls, Princess.

:whip:

[JCC1004]

Sallah and Indy: They're digging in the wrong BALLS.

Sallah: Bad BALLS.

Henry Jones SR.: Elsa never really believed in the BALLS.

[JCC1004]

Sallah and Indy: They're digging in the wrong BALLS.

Sallah: Bad BALLS.

Sorry I didn't know those were already posted. These are funny. There isn't much left I'm afraid.

Donovan: It doesn't reveal the location of the BALLS I'm afraid.

I thought of that while I was typing afraid.

[MaverickKing]

Indy: Do you wear your balls to bed?

Heh. Excellent.

[Team Indy]

Heh. Excellent.

Thanks! :D

Willie: Anything balls!

Sallah: Balls. Very dangerous. You go first.

The following will probably be the most horrible edited quote in this thread.

Indy: You're not from around here, are you?
Irina: And where would you say I'm from, Dr. Jones?
Indy: Well, judging by the way you use those balls, I'd say eastern Ukraine.

If I offended you, then please tell me to delete it.

[Moedred]

Indy: Well, judging by the way you use those balls, I'd say eastern Ukraine.
Should be "judging by the way you're sinking your teeth into those balls..."

[Rocket Surgeon]

Spalko: [to Mutt] You BALL like a young man, eager to begin, quick to finish.

Indiana Jones: How big?
Mutt Williams: Huge!
Indiana Jones: Good.
Mutt Williams: Good?
Indiana Jones: When it comes to BALLS, the bigger the better.

Indy: When they I get out of this I'm going to break your BALLS.

Mac: You broke my BALLS!

Indiana Jones: [stuck in quicksand] Oxley, don't just sit there. For God's sake, man. Go get Balls!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: BALLS?
Indiana Jones: BALLS!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: BALLS!

[Team Indy]

Should be "judging by the way you're sinking your teeth into those balls..."

Sure, but Spalkov's not interested in love.

Anyway, here are some more ones from Last Crusade.

Fedora: You've got balls, kid.

Panama Hat: Small balls, Dr. Jones.
Indy: Too small for the two of us.

(Has this been done already? I know there's another exchange between Panama Hat and Indy that's been done.)

Indy: Archaeology is the search for fact... not balls. If it's balls you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's anatomy class is right down the hall.

(The original quote said "philosophy", but I changed it to "anatomy" to make it more appropriate.)

Indy: "X" never, ever marks the balls.

Donovan: As you can now see, Dr. Jones, we are on the verge of completing a quest that began almost two thousand years ago. We're just one step away.
Indy: That's usually when the balls fall out from underneath your feet.

Donovan: Find the balls and you'll find the Grail.

Or

Donovan: Find the man and you'll find the balls.

Brody: The search for the balls is the search for the divine in all of us. But if you want balls, Indy, I've none to give you. At my age, I'm prepared to take a few things on balls.

Elsa: The last time I saw your father's balls, we were in the library. I've never seen him so excited. He was as giddy as a schoolboy.

Elsa: What's this one?
Indy: The Ark of the Balls.

Or

Indy: The Balls of the Covenant.

Indy: Balls. I could stick a well down here and retire.

Indy: Talk or you're dead! Dammit tell me! Tell me!
Kazim: If you don't let go Dr. Jones, we'll both die!
Indy: Then we'll die!
Kazim: My balls are prepared, how're yours?

Now Elsa reaches for Indy and kisses him.
Indy: Leave me alone, I don't like fast balls.
But he embraces her, and Elsa begins to nibble at his ear.
Elsa: And I hate arrogant balls.

[Insomniac]

I didn't touch the quote; untouched raw material for a mastermind searching for a perfect empty canvas...
Rocket, Team Indy, KVoss anyone?
Be my guest.
:hat:

Dietrich: And Gobler, I want plenty of protection!
Gobler: Jawohl, Herr Ob...

(Gobler is interrupted midsentance by an explosion; the Nazis scatter)

[TohtYoshi]

Toht: Shoot em. Shoot em balls.

[Team Indy]

I didn't touch the quote; untouched raw material for a mastermind searching for a perfect empty canvas...
Rocket, Team Indy, KVoss anyone?
Be my guest.
:hat:

Dietrich: And Gobler, I want plenty of protection!
Gobler: Jawohl, Herr Ob...

(Gobler is interrupted midsentance by an explosion; the Nazis scatter)

The explosion was Indy's discharge that had gone into the oil. Those were some big balls. :hat:

[DoomTown]

Do you have any idea how many BALLS this sonova***** has won???
A great many I'm sure. But does he deserve them???
:up:

[DoomTown]

I didn't touch the quote; untouched raw material for a mastermind searching for a perfect empty canvas...
Rocket, Team Indy, KVoss anyone?
Be my guest.
:hat:

Dietrich: And Gobler, I want plenty of protection!
Gobler: Jawohl, Herr Ob...

(Gobler is interrupted midsentance by an explosion; the Nazis scatter)


And Gobler, I want plenty of BALLS...
Jawohl, Herr Ob...

[Peru1936]

Major Eaton: (looking at a picture of the Ark with rays of power coming out of it) Good balls!
Brody: Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought.


Dietrich: Dr. Jones, surely you don't think you can escape from this island?
Indy: That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be. All I want is the girl.
Dietrich: And if we refuse?
Indy: Then your Füher has no balls.


Indy: You want to talk to balls? Let's go see them together, I've got nothing better to do.


Brody: The Bible speaks of the balls leveling mountains and laying waste in entire regions. An Army that carries the balls before it... is invincible.


Marion: Hey, what happened? You don't look very happy.
Indy: Fools. Bureaucratic fools.
Marion: What'd they say?
Indy: They don't know what they've got there.
Marion: Well, I know what I've got here. Come on. I'll buy you balls. You know, balls?


Willie: Give me your balls.
Shorty: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke on them.


Willie: What's that?
Lao Che: Antidote.
Indy: To what?
Lao Che: The balls you just drank.


SS Officer: I will take the balls now.
Indy and Henry: What balls?
SS Officer: You have the balls in your pocket.


Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
Henry: Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
Donovan: He sticks out like sore balls. We'll find him.


Indy: Put your balls down, will you; you're embarrassing us.


Indy: Compass? Anyone got a compass? You know, North, South, East -
Mac: Balls.


Mutt: Why'd they do that?
Indy: To honor the gods.
Mutt: No, no, God's balls are not like that, man.


Indy: Crystal isn't magnetic.
Mutt: Neither are balls.


Indy: Careful, you may get exactly the balls you wish for.
Spalko: I usually do.

[Meerkat]

Indy: Then your Füher has no balls.

That's actually true! >=D

[Peru1936]

That's actually true! >=D

;) hehehe...

[DoomTown]

Indy:Siafu!!!
Mutt: What?
Indy: Big damn BALLS!!!!
:up:

[Col. Detritch]

Sorry, can't help myself!

Dietrich: And Gobler, Balls want plenty of protection!
Gobler: Jawohl, Herr Ob...

(Gobler is interrupted midsentance by an explosion; the Nazis scatter)

And now:

Donovan: Care to wet your balls, Marcus
I'm sorry again...
Marcus: I'd rather slap them on your face! :eek:

Irina: Balls are something you are yet to receive! My sympathies!

Mac: Indy! Balls gonna be alright!

Indy: For God's sake man! Go get BALLS!
Ox: BALLS!
Indy:BALLS!

Belloq: What Balls were breifly your's are now mine!

Shorty: No time for Balls, we got company!

Indy: Balls fall quick in the jungle kid...

Don't call me BALLS!

In the Belly of the steel Balls!:hat:

[DoomTown]

Webber:"Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats. However, there might be a *slight* inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo plane full of live BALLS.
Willie:"Is he kidding????"
Webber:"Madame, it was the best I could do on such short BALLS!!!"

"Nice BALLS, Lao Che!!!!"

"I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate BALLS!!!!"

"Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh... and BALLS!!!!"

"I'm a singer! I could lose my BALLS!"

"Om Namha ShivaBALLS, Om Namha ShivaBALLS, Om Namha ShivaBALLS..."

Indy:"You know I did. Last night one of your BALLS tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him."
Lao Che: "You have insulted my BALLS."

"If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you BALLS before ripping your BALLS out and lowering you into hot BALLS, this is NOT my idea of a swell time!"

"I step where you step! I touch BALLS!"

"BALLS. You know it, and I know it."

"The biggest trouble with her, is the BALLS."

:up:

[Col. Detritch]

lol:D

Indy: Where... Where did they go? Into Balls?!
Ox: Not into Balls! Into the space between Balls!

Henry: We are pilgims in an unholy Balls!

Indy I rode with Pancho Villa. 'Couple of his guys spoke it!
Mutt: BullBALLS!

Indy: Don't look at Balls Marion! Keep your eye's shut!

Indy: Drop Balls!

Irina: You are a hard Balls to read, Dr Jones!
or
Irina: You've got hard Balls to read, Dr Jones!

Irina: We'll do Balls old fashion way!

Irina's sword stands erect... nuff said!:hat:

[Pale Horse]

"Om Namha ShivaBALLS, Om Namha ShivaBALLS, Om Namha ShivaBALLS..."


OMG Priceless

[DoomTown]

OMG Priceless


Thanks!!!;)

[DoomTown]

Holy smoke my BALLS!!! I'm so pleased your not dead!!!

(This one MAY have been done before, oh well...)

[DoomTown]

The Ugha word for gold translates as "BALLS."

"Keep your arms above the surface. When the BALLS comes back, grab on."

"He's a good kid, Marion. You should get off his BALLS about school."

"Nazca Indians used to bind their BALLS with rope to elongate the skull like that."

Indiana Jones: "How did Deidra take the news?"
Dean Charles Stanforth: "How does any wife take such things? The look on her BALLS is a combination of pride and panic."


Indiana Jones: "What's your mom's name again?"
Mutt Williams: "Mary. Mary Williams. You remember her?"
Indiana Jones: "There've been a lot of BALLS, kid."
Mutt Williams: "Shut up! That's my mother you're talking about! All right? That's my mother."

Indiana Jones: "I think I'd cover my BALLS if I were you."

Mutt Williams: "There's no Sears and Roebuck here! Grab the BALLS!"

Indiana Jones: Say "BALLS."
Mutt Williams: What?
Indiana Jones: Say "Grab the BALLS"!
Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the BALLS!


Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Imagine. To peer across the world and know the enemy's BALLS. To place our BALLS into the minds of your leaders. Make your BALLS teach the true version of history, your BALLS attack on our command. We'll be everywhere at once, more powerful than a whisper, invading your BALLS, thinking your thoughts for you while you sleep. We will change you, Dr. Jones, all of you, from the inside. We will turn you into us. And the best part? You won't even know it's happening.


Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: "No defiant last words, Dr. Jones?"
Indiana Jones: "I like BALLS."

Mac: "You're lucky I turned up, Jonesey. Dovchenko there wanted to blow your brains out. That's the third time I saved your BALLS."

:up:

[DoomTown]

Better version:

Indiana Jones: "How did Deidra take the BALLS?"
Dean Charles Stanforth: "How does any wife take such things? The look on her face was a combination of pride and panic."

;)

[DoomTown]

Walter Donovan: Germany has declared BALLS on the Jones boys.

Panama Hat: Small BALLS, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Too small for two of us.
Panama Hat: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my BALLS from you.

Professor Henry Jones: The quest for the grail is not archeology, it's a race against BALLS. If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the BALLS of the earth. Do you understand me?

Professor Henry Jones: It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading BALLS instead of burning them!

Professor Henry Jones: Oh... BALLS that pass in the night.

Indiana Jones: Don't get sentimental now dad, save it until we get out of here.
Professor Henry Jones: The floor's on fire... see... AND the BALLS.

Professor Henry Jones: Did I ever tell you to eat up? Go to bed? Wash your BALLS? Do your homework? No. I respected your privacy and I taught you self- reliance.

Professor Henry Jones: But in the Latin alphabet, "BALLS" begins with an "I".


Walter Donovan: Well, Marcus, we're on the verge of the greatest discovery in the history of mankind.
Marcus Brody: And you're meddling with BALLS you can't possibly comprehend.

Indiana Jones: Come on, Dad! Come on!
Professor Henry Jones: What about the BALLS? We're not going on the BALLS?

Indiana Jones:All I have to do is squeeze.
Elsa: All I have to do is scream. :D

Professor Henry Jones: I misjudged you, Walter. I knew you would sell your mother for an Etruscan vase. But I didn't know you would sell out your country and your BALLS... to the slime of humanity.

Professor Henry Jones: We named the BALLS Indiana.

Walter Donovan: I trust your trip down was comfortable, Dr Jones. My BALLS didn't alarm you, I hope.

Indiana Jones: They got a tank... 12 pound BALLS.

:up:

[Col. Detritch]

Mac: Ballsy!

Henry Sr: The BALLS of God!

Indy: I think you just Brought BALLS... to a gun fight!

Henry Sr: Elsa didn't really believe in the BALLS... she saw them as a prize!

Indy: I never understood BALLS dad... NEVER! And neither did mum!

Salah: Drop your BALLS... please?!

Indy: ...all I want is the BALLS!

Donovan: Not THAT/ THOSE BALLS, the other BALLS!

Vogel: Your presence is requested at the highest BALLS.

Shorty: No time for BALLS we got company!
or
Shorty: No time for love we got BALLS!

Indy: The BALLS Lao! The deal was for the BALLS!:hat:

[DaFedora]

ELSA: You have your father's eyes.
INDY: And my mother's BALLS. But, the rest belongs to you.
ELSA: Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for...


:up: :up: Now THAT... is... really... a... sickening image coming to mind :) :)
But a great quote if someone talks about your ancestry and you really can't stand the guy/girl making that comment :) Gotta remember that one

[DaFedora]

ELSA: You have your father's eyes.
INDY: And my mother's BALLS. But, the rest belongs to you.
ELSA: Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for...


:up: :up: Now THAT... is... really... a... sickening image coming to mind :) :)
But a great quote if someone talks about your ancestry and you really can't stand the guy/girl making that comment :) Gotta remember that one

[DaFedora]

KVoss you're killing me ! Ahahahhaha !:D

Indiana Jones: "How did Deidra take the news?"
Dean Charles Stanforth: "How does any wife take such things? The look on her BALLS is a combination of pride and panic."

Vogel: Your presence is requested at the highest BALLS.

OMFG ! ROTFL !! If only those were actual blooper scenes :) Priceless