Whats the funniest line in the raiders of the last ark

[indy_123]

I'm just done watching Indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark again and just wondering what is your Favorite line from th raiders?:confused: Mine is...

Indy: "I'm going after that truck."
Marion: " How?"
Indy: "How, I don't. I'm make this up as I go."

[Doc Savage]

"Asps...very dangerous...you go first!"
-or-
"HahahaHA...sunuva..."

[qwerty]

INDY - Do you really need that monkey?
MARION - I'm surprised at you, Indy. Talking that way about our baby. He's got your looks, too.
INDY - And your brains.

[Deadlock]

Raiders of the LAST Ark???







I will be at the door passing out gardening implements and torches to the angry mob that will be forming and descending upon indy_123 momentarily. :whip:

[indy_123]

Raiders of the LAST Ark???







I will be at the door passing out gardening implements and torches to the angry mob that will be forming and descending upon indy_123 momentarily. :whip:

Opps:o Raiders of the lost Ark

[ankrueger]

"Didn't any of you guys ever go to Sunday school? "

[Canyon]

Belloq: "Who knows. In a thousand years, even you may be worth something."
Indy: "Hahahaha, son of a b****!"

:D

[indifan101]

Indy: "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along!":D

[Johan]

EATON: "Good God!"


BRODY "Yes. That's what the Hebrews thought."

[Indy4ever]

EATON: "Good God!"


INDY "Yes. That's what the Hebrews thought."

Actually, Marcus Brody says "Yes..That's just what the Hebrews thought."

My favorite funny line:

Marion: "Well Jones, at least you haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time!"

She says this as her bar is BURNING TO THE GROUND in the background!
Priceless! :p

[Johan]

your right! my bad. believe it or not Indy was originally scripted for that line though.

[Violet Indy]

The Monkey that does a Heil Hitler salute!!!!! Now that's priceless!!!!

Toht and the collapisable hanger, you know the one that looks like a torture device.

The Bantu Wind love scene where Indy and Marion kiss and Indy falls asleep and Marion says, "We never seem to get a break do we?"

[DaFedora]

uhm...

Tons of favorite quotes from Raiders, yet these still make me laugh myself silly over Harrison:

- René Belloq: "How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?"
- Indiana Jones: "Try the local sewer"

It's actually the first quote line listed on IMDb as it checks out...

The other: Indy and Sallah: "They're digging in the wrong place!"

The surprising effect of the scene where Indy bluntly shoots the sword-wielding Arab has worn off for me sadly, a couple of years ago I would've laughed my **** off for that one. Now, it's a fond tongue in cheek, yet one that still makes me grimace.

[ROSLEE]

Oh I just loved it when he said "Trust me"! lol I always liked it when he said that.

-R-

[Paden]

I will be at the door passing out gardening implements and torches to the angry mob that will be forming and descending upon indy_123 momentarily. :whip:
*Lights up a torch and selects a particularly sharp looking pitchfork.* ;)

[doctor jones]

Belloq:"Once again doctor Jones what was briefly yours is now mine. "

[Gustav]

I like when Marion hits Indy in the face with a mirror and it cuts to the outside of the ship and you can hear him yelling, then it cuts to back in the room and Marion says, "Did you say something?"

It's also almost always funny whenever Indiana Jones kills somebody. Examples:
-The big guy swinging that huge sword all fancy like and Indiana Jones shoots him and walks away.
-The huge boxer nazi who gets chopped up by the plane due to direct inaction on Indiana Jones' part.
-The two nazis in the motorbike and side-car who were pulling along-side of the truck Indy was driving and he just runs them off the road. I don't know if they were dead but it was damn funny.
-The nazi who Indy throws through the windshield like that nazi had previously done to Indy.
-When Indiana Jones was hiding behind some crates putting on a nazi uniform and a superior officer comes and starts trying to tell Indy what to do so Indy kills him and steals his hat. Well I don't know if he was really dead but he at least got hurt pretty bad.

Now that's what I call killing people with pizzaz. Marion had some class in her murdering too:
-When the guy with a little knife chases her into a room and you hear the sound of a frying pan cracking some skull, then you see the badguy fall through the doorway and get dragged back in.
-When she stabs a guy with a sword and then when she pulls it out you see that some fruits were impaled along with the badguy.

It was also funny to see Belloq's head explode.