What would happen if...

DoomTown

Member
Hey Indy fans!!!

This new thread is for all the "What If's" in all the Indy films,and what would the outcome be??? I'll kick it off with a question that is the subject of an E-mail I sent to Rob for the opinion poll for next weeks show:

What if the Thuggee had found all 5 Sankara Stones???
 
You know I must say, I never considered that...! It would have been pretty cool to see Indy with all three and they healed his open wounds like wolverine or something! The five might make him the flying nun!:dead:
 

The Man

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KVoss said:
What if the Thuggee had found all 5 Sankara Stones???

Peace and happiness for all: they'd free the minor-miners and send them back to the village with complimentary bottles of B.O.K...

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"Screw the crops! Hail Kali! Hail *hic* Kali!"
 

The Drifter

New member
KVoss said:
What if Wu Han lived???:dead:

He would have followed Indy on many adventuers. But, he would slowly grow jealous of Indy. Because Wu Han would want Willie Scott all for himself.

So he seeths and broods until the group found the hidden Thuggee Temple. While Indiana swings down to recover the Shankara Stones, Wu Han tries to make a pass on Willie, and thus Short Round does a Bruce Lee kick, and sends poor Wu Han cascading down into the lava as we hear a shrill Wilhelm Scream.

What if the shrunken head on Mola Ram's headpiece was that of Tina Turner?
 

The Man

Well-known member
Lonsome_Drifter said:
What if the shrunken head on Mola Ram's headpiece was that of Tina Turner?


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Last night we tried to touch but we never got close
Last night we tried to talk, the words got caught in our throats
When we finally fell asleep
We couldn't have been further apart

Look me in the heart
If you think that love is blind
Baby look me in the heart
And you'll see that I'm so crazy about you baby
And it's not in my mind
Can't you look me in the heart
Look me in the heart​

Welcome back, Lonsome - you've drifted back to us...
 

Kevin

Member
KVoss said:
What if Wu Han lived???:dead:

There would not have been room on the plane for Willie, and we would have been spared all that incessant screaming. Damn you Kao Kan!
 

The Drifter

New member
The Man said:
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Last night we tried to touch but we never got close
Last night we tried to talk, the words got caught in our throats
When we finally fell asleep
We couldn't have been further apart

Look me in the heart
If you think that love is blind
Baby look me in the heart
And you'll see that I'm so crazy about you baby
And it's not in my mind
Can't you look me in the heart
Look me in the heart​

Welcome back, Lonsome - you've drifted back to us...

That I have, The Man. That I have.
And, thanks for the welcome.
 

DoomTown

Member
Now every time I see it, I'm going to imagine that little shrunken head singing " We don't need another hero..." ;)
 

The Drifter

New member
KVoss said:
What would happen if the german mechanic knocked Indy out in one punch???

He would then start to pose, and flex his mighty sinews. But, the big lug has a soft-heart. Thus, he would gently waken Indy, and they would go have an ale together, and become good friends.

What if Henry Sr. had <i>NOT</i> suddenly remembered his Charlemagne?
 

DoomTown

Member
See, isn't this thread FUN?!?!?! hehe


Henry Sr. would've just FLIPPED the plane the bird before they were both riddled with bullets.... :D
 
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