All I ever Really Needed to Know...(Indy Style)

Pale Horse

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Staff member
Here it is: A New Thread, completely unlike any we have seen in some time, that will help diseeminate just exactally what the owners of this bar want.

It's very simple really, you're a fan, what have you learned about life (from the Indiana films) that is useful.

There are a few examples here for you all to follow.

Heres what I learned:

1. You don't have to hit first, but you have to hit hard.
2. Stealing from dead guys, doesn't get you very much.
3. A good kiss can make everything better, or worse.
4. The first word you learned in an archeology class was patience, ya' dig?
5. Pray, even if you have no faith.


This is but a few, now the rest is up to you...
 

Shipwreck

Moderator Emeritus
kewl...

6. That there is more than the routine tour available for Venice.
7. Fedoras can be worn during any occassion.
8. Never trust people speaking in shlip.
9. Whips worn on your hip are never noticed by the public.
 

Lightning

New member
18) Never jump off a ledge onto your horse unless you know your horse is going to be there when you land.
19) Don't hand your recently fired pistol to someone who knows nothing about guns.
 

TheOldBum

New member
21) Sometimes, the simplest solution is the best one. (Shoot the swordsman).
22) Little details can say a lot (shadows on a zepplin, dead monkeys, etc.)
23) Even if you're in a desert or a jungle, leather is cool.
24) Sometimes, the only people you can trust are your family and your closest friends.
25) People with the most boring jobs can still have some fun when off-duty.
26) Even the greatest hero ever can get the **** kicked out of him by somebody bigger and stronger. It's that he keeps going that makes him great.
26) When nothing but an act of God can save you, it sometimes does.
27) Even the coolest of us have a nerdy side.
28) Even the plainest, ugliest things are sometimes the most divine.
29) Sometimes, when you just sit down and think, the solution does present itself.
 
31) Riding into the sunset doesn't always mean THE END
(Yay Indy4!!!)


This is an awesome thread by the way, apalehorse
 

Pale Horse

Moderator
Staff member
35) Most arguments, whether right or wrong can be solved if one party removes their hat, willingly concedes by simply saying, "If I have offended you, than I am sorry" and prudently moves on to dinner.
 

thefumegator

New member
Choose your friends wisely -- Barranca and Satipo are examples of who NOT to choose.

True friends are there for you when you need them. Like Sallah.

The answer to the Revolver vs. Automatic debate: take both! (reference: Raiders of the Lost Ark, specifically, the Raven barfight) Don't forget a couple of reloads!

Only one thing matters: your goal. Not your hairdo or your new leather jacket, or the fact that your nose may be bleeding. Just get the job done.

Great thread!
Wes
 

Canyon

Well-known member
44) Umbrellas are good things to have, especially when you run out of ammo.

45) Bear in mind you can be spotted even if you think you're well out of range.

46) Your gun may hold six bullets, but your fists never run out of ammo.
 
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