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DiscoLad 07-07-2008 12:41 AM

Yo Momma! Indy Jokes
 
Similiar to gear guardian's thread...But there will be Yo Momma! jokes all-round...if anyone participates though no-one probly will...so just make yo mooma jokes..INDY STYLE

example:..YO MOMMA so fat it took the Ark 3 times to melt her face...
(sorry if that sucked...) :o

YO MOMMA so ugly Mola Ram ripped his own heart out.
( another stupid one..)

Well if you guys game then post some yo momma jokes...

agent_dork 07-08-2008 06:22 PM

good idea fro thread but i cant think of any thing! :confused:

Indy~Annie 07-08-2008 07:26 PM

theres only one i heard that was

"yo momma is so fat she got the roll as the bolder in Raiders"....

i think thats how it went,but any way i had to copy someone else's joke.:p he he

agent_dork 07-08-2008 10:59 PM

your mama so ugly she looks just like mutt! :dead:

IJ_KELLER 07-08-2008 11:20 PM

Yo Mama is so ugly, she makes the Uhgas look pretty!

Moedred 07-08-2008 11:46 PM

Did this game come from a Star Wars bulletin board?
(Inspired by the start of Episode III)
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robot...vcp/index.html

...so fat, she survived in the desert one thousand years without grail water.
...so fat, she already had seagulls circling her on the beach.
...so ugly, the chilled monkey brain registered one final thought: "Damn, she ugly."
(And so forth.)

agent_dork 07-09-2008 02:44 AM

So ugly the monkey brain eat it self!

Nurhachi1991 07-09-2008 03:30 AM

Note* these are all stupid.......



Yo Mamma is so fat that Indy diddn't cut the bridge yo Mamma took a step!


It is of unspeakable power leveling mountains............ I'm not talking about the Ark Im talking bout Yo Mamma!


Yo Mamma is so ugly she is being examined by top men.............. top men


The Ark did not melt the Nazis faces they saw yo Mamma naked!

DocWhiskey 07-09-2008 04:05 AM

KOTCS Reference.

Yo Momma came here for the milkshakes.

indythecat 07-09-2008 04:04 PM

Give yourselves some credit, folks....whenever you say your jokes are going to be dumb I laugh the hardest:up:

Here's my contributions:
Nurhachi's momma was so fat, they had to put her in 12 urns.
Your momma's so fat, Indy could ride her to Pankot Palace.
Your momma's so old she doesn't need an ark to talk to God, they went to kindergarten together.

Nurhachi1991 07-09-2008 04:40 PM

No one can lay it down like Luke though.



IJ_KELLER 07-09-2008 06:58 PM

Yo mamma so fugly, even Marions drinking opponent said "is that a man or a woman?"

agent_dork 07-09-2008 08:44 PM

yo mama is so ugly she is the drinking opponent

indifan101 07-10-2008 01:58 AM

This one sucks

Your momma's so old Indy thought she was the Grail knight

agent_dork 07-10-2008 02:00 AM

You mom so ugly willy killed her self. ........wow that one sucked.

DocWhiskey 07-10-2008 05:43 AM

Yo mamma so fat that she died of a massive heart attack from years of eating fatty foods and not getting enough carbohydrates and exercise even after multiple liposuction and bypass surgeries and you're going to wish that instead of telling "yo mamma" jokes you would've spent more time with her but now you can't because she's gone forever.

Rayder 07-10-2008 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocWhiskey
Yo mamma so fat that she died of a massive heart attack from years of eating fatty foods and not getting enough carbohydrates and exercise even after multiple liposuction and bypass surgeries and you're going to wish that instead of telling "yo mamma" jokes you would've spent more time with her but now you can't because she's gone forever.

I better spend more time with my Mamma

mutt willams 07-10-2008 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DocWhiskey
Yo mamma so fat that she died of a massive heart attack from years of eating fatty foods and not getting enough carbohydrates and exercise even after multiple liposuction and bypass surgeries and you're going to wish that instead of telling "yo mamma" jokes you would've spent more time with her but now you can't because she's gone forever.


wow thats a mouthful...:up:

Rayder 07-11-2008 09:48 AM

Yo mamma... why'd it have to be yo mamma:whip:

indythecat 07-11-2008 11:47 AM

Cheap Shot:

Irina Spalko is so psychic she's the Soviet Union's foremost expert on ESP.

Your momma's so fat she's the foremost expert on E.L.Fudge.

IJ_KELLER 07-12-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indythecat
Cheap Shot:

Irina Spalko is so psychic she's the Soviet Union's foremost expert on ESP.

Your momma's so fat she's the foremost expert on E.L.Fudge.



NICE ONE!!! LOL

It wasn't the bad dates that killed the monkey, it was yo mamma's stank!!!

DiscoLad 07-14-2008 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moedred
Did this game come from a Star Wars bulletin board?
(Inspired by the start of Episode III)
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robot...vcp/index.html

...so fat, she survived in the desert one thousand years without grail water.
...so fat, she already had seagulls circling her on the beach.
...so ugly, the chilled monkey brain registered one final thought: "Damn, she ugly."
(And so forth.)


Nah, I just thought of it...never even been to a Star Wars fan site...

DiscoLad 07-29-2008 04:54 PM

Yo momma so fat she cushioned the germans fall after Indy pushed her outta the blimp...After they mistook HER for the blimp...

(Sorry, I'm desperate for jokes..)

indythecat 07-30-2008 09:17 AM

Not my best but here goes anyway...

Toht: Hand scarred by the headpiece of Ra.

Your momma: Hand scarred daily by a microwave hot pocket. Let them cool off first, greedy momma!

The Man 07-30-2008 09:51 AM

Yo' momma found Indy in the fridge. Yo' momma ate him.


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