Top Ten Reasons You Know You're An Indy Geek When...

intergamer

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YOU KNOW YOU?RE AN INDY GEEK WHEN?

#10 (Finn)
...you steal stuff from local antiquities stores, claiming: "That thing belongs in a museum!"

#9 (Indy Canuck)
...you have a whip hanging in your closet, and don't understand the funny looks you get from your peers...

#8 (Coldfyre)
...you break into the Indy ride at Disneyland and take the place of animatronic Indy... and nobody knows the difference.

#7 (Indyz Azn Gurl)
...you let someone push the shopping cart really fast through the aisle while you try to stop it with your foot.

#6 (Indy Canuck)
...Jehovah?s Witnesses show up at your door, and you simply yell at them: "In Latin, Iehova starts with an 'I!'" and slam the door in their faces.

#5 (DrJones56)
...you map out your road trips with a red marker.

#4 (Indyfreak)
...you name your six goldfish Indy, Sallah, Marcus, Fedora, Belloq, and Henry

#3 (00Kevin)
...you kill the one named Belloq

#2 (Finn)
...people walk up to you and say: "Hey, you look just like Han Solo!

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN INDY GEEK: WHEN...

#1 (Philhos)
...you whistle the Raiders march while beating up Nazis. Well, I do anyway.

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IAdventurer01

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Gulity of #7?

I'm guilty of...

#9 (Took me forever to figure out the looks. :p)
#7
#6 (I was grouchy, I felt bad afterwards... but it was fun all the same. I didn't slam the door, but they left.)
#4 (sort of... my two gerbils are Indy and Marcus)


ADDITION: (also something I do)
When going somewhere special, you always wear a fedora and satchel.
 

Indy Parise

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You associate everything that has Indy in it with the movies
example:
Indy 500


You argue with star wars geeks to " Stop complaining, you want three more movies, well you got three more already and we still have'nt got one."


You write down the script of RotLA in your spare time word for word (guilty as hell but I'm trying to write it to make Raiders the Play for my school.)

am guilty of 9, 7 ,5 ,2 , and sort of 1 ( there aren't any Nazis in my neighborhoods but I do it to people who don't know the legalitty of marrying within the family ie rednecks/ hicks/ hillbillys
 
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intergamer

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Grimdiana Bones said:
I think i'm guilty of number 7....
similar ones:

You practice rolling under your garage door as it closes
You practice your IEHOVA jumps on every kitchen floor
You run down the bowling alley in front of the ball
 

Indy Parise

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intergamer said:
similar ones:

You practice rolling under your garage door as it closes
You practice your IEHOVA jumps on every kitchen floor
You run down the bowling alley in front of the ball


My god I do the first two alot and the third I did once.

I have an automatic garage door and I disabled the lazers which stop it from closing on someone or the back of the car
 

Grimdiana Bones

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intergamer said:
similar ones:

You practice rolling under your garage door as it closes
You practice your IEHOVA jumps on every kitchen floor
You run down the bowling alley in front of the ball


haha, I do love hitting the garage button and running for it :p

I need to remove the laser so I can slide :)
 

IAdventurer01

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intergamer said:
similar ones:

You practice rolling under your garage door as it closes
You practice your IEHOVA jumps on every kitchen floor
You run down the bowling alley in front of the ball


Yeah, I do those first two a lot. Not so much the first one anymore, but the girage always is fun.
 

Johan

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Did anybody mention this one:

Whenever you see a castle you knock on the door and ask in an irish accent "I've come to view your tapistries".
 

Grimdiana Bones

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IndyJohan said:
Did anybody mention this one:

Whenever you see a castle you knock on the door and ask in an irish accent "I've come to view your tapistries".


No, but I do enjoy beating up snooty butlers :)
 

indifan101

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I also roll under my garage door because it's an automatic. I wear my fedora all the time and I love to call myself Indy! And I have named my one of my fish Marcus and the other one Henry. Heck I know I'm a Indy Geek and Nerd! :rolleyes:
 

Webley

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When some guy steels a 100$ gun and a 11$ bull whip from you and all you can think is Man I whis I could get that whip back :(
 
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