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nezobiwan 09-27-2007 12:44 PM

The Pants Game: Indy-Style
Ok, don't know if you guys play this or have ever played this here but apparently it's big in the LOTR fan boards and also on the POTC boards once upon a time.

Here's the deal-- you take a quote from the Indiana Jones movies and you replace one word for the word "pants." Step 2: let the hilarity ensue.

Indiana: Give me the pants.
Satipo: Throw me the idol. No time to argue. Throw me idol, I'll throw you the pants.


Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
Indiana: It's not the years, honey, it's the pants.

Niteshade007 09-27-2007 04:36 PM


"Pants...why did it have to be pants?

nezobiwan 09-27-2007 05:09 PM

Grail Knight: But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you pants, the false Grail will take them from you.

(Btw, notice how I changed "take it from you" to "take them from you." Grammar counts, people.)

Attila the Professor 09-27-2007 06:26 PM

This is a blast from the past...we had one of these going years ago.

"What did you find, Dad?"
"Me? Pants."

Michael24 09-27-2007 06:28 PM

Indy: "There were pants."
Henry: "Pants?"
Indy: "Big ones."


Indy_Chic 09-27-2007 06:29 PM

Ok, I'll have a try,

Indy: Sallah! I said no pants! Thats five pants, can't you count?

Marcus: For nearly three thousand years man has been searching for the lost pants. It's not something to be taken lightly. No one knows its secrets. It's like nothing you've ever gone after before.

Henry Sr: You call this pants?

Bad Guy: You have the pants in your pocket.
Henry Sr: You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid? that he would bring my pants all the way back here?

Vogul: Tell me about this miserable little pants of yours. The pants is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?

Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pants are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.

Any good? :)

Johan 09-27-2007 07:28 PM

Archaeology is the search for fact... not pants. If it's pants you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.

Indiana: Sallah, I said NO Pants! That's FIVE pants; can't you count?

Niteshade007 09-27-2007 07:39 PM

Marion: You bastards! I'll pants you for this!

nezobiwan 09-27-2007 07:44 PM

Willie: Give me your pants.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in them!


Archaeology is the search for fact... not pants. If it's pants you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.

*snark* I lurve that one. :D

indy34 09-28-2007 01:51 AM

Henry: And what did we talk about?
Indy: Pants.

Attila the Professor 09-28-2007 02:34 AM

"Henry, you see, the pants are mightier than the sword!"

Kingsley 09-28-2007 03:45 AM

Panama Hat: Small pants, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Too small for two of us.

Attila the Professor 09-28-2007 06:33 AM

"You lost your pants, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it."

No Ticket 09-28-2007 07:48 PM

Short Round: "INDY!!! Cover your Pants!! Cover your Pants!!"
Mola Ram (reaching his hand out): "Oooo galemahhhh..... Oooo galemahhhh!!"
Willie: "OH MY GOD!"

Moedred 09-28-2007 09:31 PM

Colonel Musgrove: What do these pants look like?
Indiana: Look like? Why, they're right here...
Major Eaton: Good God!
Brody: Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought.
Colonel Musgrove: Now, what's that supposed to be coming out of there?
Indiana: Lightning. Fire. The power of God or something.
Major Eaton: I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this.
Marion: What do you want?
Toht: Ah, the same thing your friend Dr. Jones wanted. Surely he mentioned there would be other pants parties.
Marion: Must have slipped his mind.
Toht: The man is nefarious. I hope for your sake that he has not yet acquired it.
Marion: Why, are you willing to offer more?
Toht: Oh, almost certainly.

Kingsley 09-28-2007 09:50 PM


the last 3 where hilarious, haha.

nezobiwan 09-29-2007 11:16 AM

Henry Jones: Stop. You're going the wrong way. We need to get to Berlin.
Indiana Jones: Brody's this way
Henry Jones: My pants are in Berlin.
Indiana Jones: We don't need the pants, Dad. Marcus has the map.
Henry Jones: There is more in the pants than just the map.

indy34 09-29-2007 08:57 PM

Good one I like it:up:

indy34 09-30-2007 01:26 AM

Indy:"I'm like bad pants I always show up"

Another one
Henry:"My son, were pants in an unholy land"

indy34 09-30-2007 01:30 AM

Indy:"pants please."
Colonel Vogel:"What?"
punches and then throws him out the window
Indy:"no pants"

Indy_Chic 10-01-2007 09:21 PM

"Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his pants"

"Nice pants Lao Che!"


Originally Posted by No Ticket
Short Round: "INDY!!! Cover your Pants!! Cover your Pants!!"
Mola Ram (reaching his hand out): "Oooo galemahhhh..... Oooo galemahhhh!!"
Willie: "OH MY GOD!"

My brain has been traumatised by that image :eek:

But it's still funny! :D

Moedred 10-02-2007 06:00 PM

Here's the thread that used "balls."

Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my... my pants.

indy34 10-02-2007 06:48 PM

The balls one was better than this one they were funny:up:

A_True_Believer 10-08-2007 08:36 PM

Belloq: "Dr. Jones. Once again we see that there are no pants you can possess which I cannot take away. And you thought I'd given up."

Indy: "There are big pants in the plane, Jock!"
Jock: "Oh they're just my pet pants 'Reggie'!"
Indy: "I hate pants, Jock! I hate 'em!"
Jock: "C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya?"

The Man 04-11-2008 04:00 PM

The Pants Insertion Game
Sorry if the title seems a little rude, but here's a fun game...

A few years back, somebody came up with a game in which the word "pants" replaced another word in a piece of dialogue from Star Wars...

"That blast came from the pants. That thing's operational!"

Get it? Well, see if it works for Indy...

"Small pants, Dr. Jones."
"Too small for two of us!"

We're all essentially peurile, so knock yourselves out...:up:

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