2007 NFL is HERE
 

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That is right, after watching Big Blue get the smack down in the Big House we are reminded that anything can happen!

Tonight, 830 est USA, it gets kicked off. Defending Superbowl Champs vs. Superbowl hopefuls!


Let the smack talk begin

Here are something to get us going -

Will Big Ben bounce back (yes), can the Steeler O-line stop anything (doubtful)

Will the Broncos find anything that even looks like defense?

The Eagles . . .

When your as offensive as the broncos, who needs defense!?!

Don't make me post a last years pic of Big Ben again....

As a Raiders fan, I hope they won't get their arse kicked like the previous editions... :(
No playoffs for them I guess, but hopefully they'll be able to annoy some bigger teams... and finally beat the Broncos, Chiefs and Bolts

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We appreciate your input and hope that any miscommunication we be forgiven :p

Maybe he wasn't talking about the Oakland Raiders... Maybe the Luxembourg Raiders??? :confused: ;)

Well the Colts plan worked last night. They were to make the Saints believe that last night was still pre-season and the "real" games don't begin until Sunday!

What a lame game, unless your a Colts fan, then WOW what a game!

Okay sports fans... here's the Indy answer to this.

AFC East

New England = Belloq (It seems like he's always winning... Which everybody resents.)


New York Jets = Monkey Man (You've got style... but not a lot of screen time.)


Buffalo = Whoever Shia Labeouf is in Indy IV (Young talent is good. But is it enough?)


Miami = Colonel Vogel (That old guy might have some fight left in him...)

AFC North

Baltimore = Hovitos (They'll keep you from what you want, but their weapons are wildly inaccurate.)


Pittsburgh = Marcus Brody (Can he overcome recent buffoonery and return to his former glory?)


Cincinnati = Thuggee slave (Never let imprisonment keep ya down!)


Cleveland = Dietrich (Bad, but mostly unmemorable).

AFC South

Colts = Young Indiana (There's really no reason he should have survived... but he's the hero.)


Jaguars = Mola Ram (Sudden personnel changes are his specialty.)


Houston = Toht (Scary but worthless in a fair fight.)


Tennessee = Short Round (The Young fella had a surprising amount of success.)

AFC West

San Diego = German Mechanic (Clearly superior, but those little lapses in concentration hurt. BIG TIME.)


Denver = Henry Jones Sr. (Well, I guess your plans make sense to YOU.)


Kansas City = Marion (How can you go on after taking that many shots?)


Oakland = Grail Knight (Regarding those QBs... "You must choose... but choose wisely.")

NFC East

Dallas = Elsa (Hot. But man... those slippery fingers can kill you.)


Philadelphia = Lao Che (Intimidating, but his team is injury prone.)


New York Giants = Willie Scott (Got a few things going... but the incessant whining makes everybody crazy.)


Washington = Mustached Merchant (Spends money on some very questionable things.)

NFC North

Chicago = Republic of Hatay Tank Crew (Squashes everything flat, but couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.)


Minnesota = Weber (Mustached and totally irrelevant.)


Green Bay = Forrestal ("He was good... he was very good.")


Detroit = Venice Librarian (C'mon, nobody's THAT stupid...)

NFC South

New Orleans = Kazim (Earlier, he came out of nowhere with surprising effectiveness. But is he in for a tragic fate?)


Carolina = Wu Han (Pretty effective, but dies too soon.)


Tampa Bay = Kali Victim (Everyone's happy to see him, but for all the WRONG reasons.)


Atlanta = Big Thugee Guard (We're all watching your inescapable, slow-motion demise with morbid fascination.)

NFC West

Seattle = Tough Sergeant (Took a terrific punishment last year. But can he take the wheel?)


St. Louis = Cairo Swordsman (Dangerous, but surprisingly easy to kill.)


Arizona = Maharajah (The flashy kid hasn't got it done for you so far...)


San Francisco = Chen (How's that hand?)

Dead

THAT WAS AWESOME!

But, I think Monkey would work for Dallas . . . "Bad Dates"

Thanks. I could have gone multiple ways on a few of them... Several teams were easy, but others... yeah, what is there to say about the Jets? ;)

B*LL S***!

Deadlock should be taken outside the bar and beaten. There's no excuse for the long, long lapses in contributions like that around here. There's too little of it around here.

Seriously, I laughed a lot harder at this summary than the Star Wars one. The Giants, Detroit and Arizona were among the perfect summaries.

Agree! I could begin to be interested in NFL this way... best post of the month!!

I suppose I deserve it... :)

I fear that this demonstration of creativity will force the curve of the Raven. I may have to actually monitor more posts if this sort of thing continues.

Haha, the Bucs as the Kali Victim. Yeah, we suck, and our coach is a crazy SOB. I liked Dungy so much better. I even went to school with his son, until his son transferred and then...well, we all know.

I know that Temp really loved it Dead! Once again great post!

GO Redskins!:up:

Steelers 2-0, and both big wins not squeakers . . .I am happy for now. We face a real D next week!


GO STEELERS!

Speaking of cheating, how about the BRONCOS win and the Raiders LOSING,

Woo HOOO!

Meh, disgusting :(

I love it! Good for the Broncos!

I love football season!

This one is rather uncanny, no?




"Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend... I am a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to push you out of the light."

;)

Well, since somebody here has to represent... GO PATS!!!! :gun:

I have heard that "Belloq" has an audio and video file on every coodinator in the league. Not the division, the league. That way if any coordinator transfers into his world, he will already be prepared. In light of that, I don't think he was cheating, I just think he out-studied and out-thought everyone.

Pale, I wondered if you wanted to rethink this post?


well, week 5 is here, My Steelers dusted off an awful loss to Arizona to silence once and for any questions as to who should have won Superbowl XL, The team that won, the Steelers, blanked the Seahags with a 21 to 0 shutout!

We have a week off to get all of our LD's healthy again!

Colts and Pats look scary good, we will see if Dallas continues to climb, and the Pack finally dropped on to a horrible looking Bears team.

Who will it be?


GO STEELERS!

No, no. The Broncos are really offensive this year. :P