Amen. Ahaha. :up:

Hm. I got one somewhere...Let me dig...

;)

Yo momma's so fat not only couldn't Marion drink her under the table, she couldn't fit!
Yo momma's so ugly when she auditioned for the role of a Ugha warrior they said "sorry, actors only!"
Yo momma's so fat the Australian climber said "hell-no!"
Yo momma's so loose she's got her own Temple of Doom!;) (my apologies)
Yo momma's so ugly the dog's named after her!
:hat:

Ahahaha nice ToD joke.

Yo momma so fat that the three sacred rocks in ToD are yo mommas kidney stones.

And my friend says... (Obviously not a fan)..
"Your mom's so fat, that they hid a crystal skull in her belly roles."
...cough.

Very good. He actually does the latter part in the film.

Yo momma so fat, she ordered seconds of the eyeball soup.
(Don't know if that one was taken)

Yo momma so ugly, they had her to model for when the Ark ghost transformed.

... Burn.:whip:

so funny all of you:up:

Born comedians some of us. :up:

yo mamma so fat she stunt doubled for that boulder in raiders

Yo momma so fat, they wanted her to be the blimp in Last Crusade... :o

yo mamma is so dumb when she saw raiders she thought it was about football

Yo mamma so dumb she drank from the wrong cup and chose wisely:D

yo mamma so ugly all of the nazis faces melted :D

This is one of the few times I've actually Lol'd. LOL.

good:D :D:D

Yo momma so dumb she stupid.

You mamma so fat she fat.

Yo mommer so ugly she hideous.


Stillborn...

or born ready:D

yo mamma so old she changed the grail knights diapers:D

Indy's afraid of snakes. but snakes are afraid of yo mamma.:D

...or not.

Your mother is so old she's still waiting for Donovan to mature.

Your mother is so fat, stupid and rancid, Donovan's Dust made her hungry for Ricotta Salata Stagionata di Pecora.

stones will be found Dr. jones. no yo mamma:D

Indy told belloq to try the local sewer and belloq said no, ta mère!

belloq said blow up the ark. Indy said yo mamma:D

Indy: yo mamma why did have to be yo mamma. Sallah: Yo Mamma. you go in first.:D

Brody said Belloq? Indy said your mother.

An Egyptian momma stole the Ark from your momma and took it back to the city of Mum. A short time later, Mum was consumed by your fat old mother in a meal that lasted over a year. Licked clean by yo fat old cankerous mother.

Indy said to marion I'm sorry. she said yo mamma:D

Marion said how bout a drink for your men and Toht corrected: Ihre Mutter...