Sallah said how. Indy said yo mamma.:D

Indy said you sound like my mother.

Indy says yo mamma. oh I'm sorry yo mamma comrade.:D

Indy never understood it. Never. Neither did your Mom.

Indy didn't find the tomb of sir richard. he found yo mamma.:D

Indy asked what did you find dad, and he said your mother.

my last for now

Indy says yo mamma Henry says thats blasphemy (slap):D

He would've never made it past your mother. He hates your mom! He's scared to death of her.

the holy grail Dr. jones. I heard this story before yo mamma's mamma's mamma's mamma wrote it.:D


Ok I see it now:D

They say we must pray to their Mamma. We say yo mamma.

He says that when your mother was taken the village mothers dried up first and then the mothering stopped. He says yo mamma died and then their mommas died.

The only momma left took their children.

He says one night there was a fire in the fields. Mom went to fight it.

When they came back,they heard yo momma crying in the darkness.

If that's how were doing it...
 

Belloq: How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?
Indiana: Try your mamma...

To bad your momma doesn't know you the way I do Belloq...

You could warn her, if only you spoke fat old raggedy hag!

there's big snake in the plane jock. oh that's just yo mamma:D

Sallah: "Yo mama...very dangerous! You go first!"

I thought Archaeologists were funny men running around looking for their mommies...

YOUR MOTHER.

You guys have turned my idea into a different game.:D

yo mamma so ugly the ark sprits melted.:D

Yo mamma so ugly they didn't need the skull to drive those ants away:D

Yo Mamma So Fat She Is The Temple Of Doom:D

Yo momma so fat she clogged up the lava pit in the ToD

Yo momma's so fat they used one of her farts to blow up Doom Town. Yo momma's so ugly they had to tie pieces of Thuggie around her neck to get alligators to eat her. Yo momma's so fat she hopped on a elephant to go to Pankot Palace and broke its back. Yo momma was gonna be Willie in TOD but she was so fat and ugly the director wouldn't sleep with her. Yo momma's so ugly she walked through the tomb in the Wells of Souls and the mummies got scared. Belloq shows Indy a picture of yo momma and says "Look at this, worthless, ten dollars from a vendor in the street."
Brought yo momma to Sallah's place and wife kept asking,"What is this? Where did this animal come from?" First time Indy met yo momma he said,"I said NO CAMELS!!!!!" Yo momma's so old she dated the Grail Knight in High School. Yo momma's so ugly Marion knocked her out with a frying pan (you always thought that was a guy, didn't know that's yo momma) ;)

Yo Momma's so ugly she placed 3rd in a beauty contest against Forrestal and the Chalice of Kali.

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Yo Momma's so fat the planet the Crystal Skull aliens are from orbits her.

They named Mutt after guess who? That's right, Yo Momma!!!

Henry Jones sucks as a comedian. Don't quit your job if you have one.

Ah, that's sweet of you to say. Hey Sharkey, Yo Momma's so fat she scares your cousins so bad when they see her coming they yell, "Big damn Aunts! Go!"