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Indyologist 02-28-2009 05:50 PM

Sex with Indy?
 
I don't know if I'll get in trouble for this, but what do you think sex with Indy would be like?

|ZiR| 02-28-2009 05:59 PM

Comforting. His rough hands belie their surprisingly gentle touch. And you know he's not into anything weird; unless he's under the influence of Kali.

Then anything goes.

Agent Crab 02-28-2009 05:59 PM

I dunno... Maybe.. "adventurous"?

Finn 02-28-2009 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by |ZiR|
Comforting. His rough hands belie their surprisingly gentle touch. And you know he's not into anything weird; unless he's under the influence of Kali.

Then anything goes.

Well, if you're into that kinky stuff...

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Originally Posted by Indyologist
I don't know if I'll get in trouble for this

I'll let this one slide, but just because you officially confessed that you are abso-friggin-lutely clueless.

The Drifter 02-28-2009 07:08 PM

I'm not a homophobe, but I hope I will never find out what sex with Indy is like.

DocWhiskey 02-28-2009 07:09 PM

Man, 2 "Mutt is gay" threads constantly getting new posts and now a "Sex with Indy" thread.

Could The Raven get anymore homoerotic?

I'm waiting for someone to make a "Sultry Shirtless Sallah" thread.





BTW Indy would make any woman orgasm to the max just by touching them. He's burley man's man.

Gear 02-28-2009 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DocWhiskey
BTW Indy would make any woman orgasm to the max just by touching them. He's burley man's man.



Ah yes, that would be under Indyologist's other thread, "The Ford Finger".

|ZiR| 02-28-2009 07:30 PM

Indy can stick his fingers anywhere he chooses on me.

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Originally Posted by DocWhiskey
I'm waiting for someone to make a "Sultry Shirtless Sallah" thread.


Sallah's too much of a bear.

The Drifter 02-28-2009 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by |ZiR|
Indy can stick his fingers anywhere he chooses on me.


In your nostril?

Indy's brother 02-28-2009 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DocWhiskey
Could The Raven get anymore homoerotic?

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Originally Posted by DocWhiskey
Indy would make any woman orgasm to the max just by touching them. He's burley man's man.


First you complain about the homeroticism, then use the term "orgasm" to describe him as a "man's man".:confused:

*(totally kidding, bro)

|ZiR| 02-28-2009 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lonsome_Drifter
In your nostril?


Oh yeah, plug up both up.

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Originally Posted by Indy's Brother
First you complain about the homeroticism, then use the term "orgasm" to describe him as a "man's man".


Nothin' more heterosexual than a man making a woman orgasm.

DocWhiskey 02-28-2009 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy's brother
First you complain about the homeroticism, then use the term "orgasm" to describe him as a "man's man".:confused:

*(totally kidding, bro)


Haha. That was the point.

Violet 02-28-2009 08:19 PM

*shakes her head and laughs at this thread and sighs*

It will be interesting to see how this thread pans out....

Goonie 02-28-2009 08:32 PM

I wonder what the responses would be in a thread titled "Sex with Captain Katanga?":rolleyes:

Quoting Lilli Von Schtupp from Blazing Saddles, "Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!":cool:

Gear 02-28-2009 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Goonie
I wonder what the responses would be in a thread titled "Sex with Captain Katanga?":rolleyes:


*Katanga discards the remains of his smoke with a simple gesture of his arm. Underneath the brim of his cap a half smile is revealed. his dark eyes lay upon those in front of him*

"... My thread is theirs."

Agent Crab 02-28-2009 09:10 PM

^

Lulz...

Amusing thread... WHat's next?

Goonie 02-28-2009 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent Crab
^

Lulz...

Amusing thread... WHat's next?


Sex with Mola Ram... are you ready to become a true believer?
:cool:

Gear 02-28-2009 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Goonie
Sex with Mola Ram... are you ready to become a true believer?
:cool:



One night in the Pankot Palace and the world's your oyster

He'll make you a zombie in your ecstasy

Goonie 02-28-2009 10:49 PM

Sex with the Monkey Man... would be something like this...

(borrowing a quote from SNL [Sprockets]) "Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Touch my monkey!" ;)

Agent Crab 02-28-2009 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Goonie
Sex with Mola Ram... are you ready to become a true believer?
:cool:

I'd hit that.

Or some Holy Grail Knight?

jamesdude 02-28-2009 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DocWhiskey
Man, 2 "Mutt is gay" threads constantly getting new posts and now a "Sex with Indy" thread.

Could The Raven get anymore homoerotic?

I'm waiting for someone to make a "Sultry Shirtless Sallah" thread.





BTW Indy would make any woman orgasm to the max just by touching them. He's burley man's man.


Well its not our fault there are faggots on the forums, so i guess youll expect these threads alot.

|ZiR| 02-28-2009 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jamesdude
Well its not our fault there are faggots on the forums, so i guess youll expect these threads alot.


Somebody call GLAAD!

jamesdude 02-28-2009 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by |ZiR|
Somebody call GLAAD!


english dude......:confused:

(update: just learned what GLAAD is....not everyone likes homosexuals you know)

Indy's brother 02-28-2009 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jamesdude
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Originally Posted by |ZiR|
Somebody call GLAAD!
english dude......:confused:


Are you accusing [ZIR] of being British? Gay I don't mind, but the redcoats...man, that Tea Tax in 1773 still burns me up, too.:mad:

Perhilion 02-28-2009 11:41 PM

wow, really?
idk...


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