Funniest lines in Doom?
 

It would have to be when Indiana's shoes are smoking and he's screaming for water. Then stares as a massive cascade of water from the broken dam starts coming toward him and points in horror " Water...water! "


wahaahahahahah..gets me everytime I see it.

Err, rather than starting a topic for each movie, you could just put them all in one.

I dunno if the dialogue is what's so funny as the actions. The dinner in the palace was my favorite as a kid and still is. Now that I'm grown up, the conversation between Indy and Willy after the dinner is pretty funny too.

That's one of my favorites too, especially when Short Round tells Indy, "Tell me what happens.";)

"We are going to DIE!!!" :D

"Maybe he like older womem."

Of course the after dinner conversation. I still remember watching the movie in my dorm with a bunch of friends, and that exchange about "research" and "field experience" had us all in stitches. Nerdy yes, but true.

And of course, the other funny line:

"Dr. Jones, no time for love! We've got company!"

Willie: "Ever since you walked into my club, you haven't been able to take your eyes off of me."
Indy: "Oh yeah?"

Indy: "Four and a half..."

Willie: "Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams! I could have been your greatest adventure."

Willie: "Oh Indy, be gentle with me. Be gentle with me."

Shortie: "You said to stand against the wall. Not my fault, not my fault!"

Indy: "We are going to DIE!!!"

Indy: "Water.....water....water..uh!" :confused: :eek:

Willie: "If you think I'm going any place else with you after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again Buster! I'm going to Misourri where they never ever feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! Ths is not my idea of a swell time!!!"

INDY:"The trouble with her is the noise."
Willie screaming at all those jungle creatures...

SHORTY:"Hey Indy you cheat..."

Indy finds that Shorty is cheating...

INDY:"You accuse me of cheating? You cheated!!"

There were lines in original Doom? Odd, all I recall is a mute guy running around hallways shooting monsters.

Ahh, I just couldn't resist. :whip:

Indy: "There's going to be 2 died bodys in Here!!"
Indy: "Water!! Water!! Water... (Looks at flood of water) WATER!!!! WATER!!!
Shorty: "Strong wood see (falles) AHHHH!!! (Willie picks Shorty up) "Not very funny"
Indy: " We are going to DIE!"
Indy: " Whillie!! Whillie!!! Wake up!!! (Whillie slappes Indy)
Whillie: Hey I'm Right Here!!"

Whenever I watch that scene I think that Shorty is talking to Lucas and Spilberg that are siting behind cameras and laughing untill they fall from their on stage chairs.

I have to say, "What are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?" is a classic ;)

"The trouble with her, is the noise!":D

Indy-"Shorty! Where's my razor?!"

Ryan

When Indy is tied for drink the blood.
The big man comes to him and Indy just say.
"Hi"

Agreed. That one's a classic.

"We are going to DIE," always gets me. :D

"Ohhh, s**t."

"Hang on lady, we go for ride"

followed by

"He no nuts, he's crazy!"

Welcome to the Raven, ankrueger!!!! :whip:

"You are in a position unsuitable to give orders. "

haha

thank you

Any line spoken by the kid who plays the Maharajah...I find something about him inherently hilarious.

Shorty's" You call him Dr. Jones....doll";)

Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who thretaned to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indy: No, it wasn't my head.
Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indy: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my... [looks down] my misunderstanding.

(A reference to "Indiana Jones and the Princess's Maidenhood." ;))

"That's why they call it the jungle sweet heart!";)

“Ahh, snake surprise…”
Willie: “What’s the surprise?”
-“What, are you not eating?”
Willie: “I had bugs for lunch...”

:D ah :D ah :D ah

Wait, wait, I've got another one:

Shorty: "I step on something,. Feels like I step on fortune cookies"
Indy: "It's not fortune cookies. Let me take a look"
Shorty: "That's no cookie!!!"

Nasty humor, the one I like most :D :p :D :p :whip:

-"Just step where I step and dont touch anything."
-"I step where you step. I touch NOTHING."

Willie 'You know how to fly don't you?':confused:
Indy 'No, do you?':(

Storty: " Hey Dr. Jones no time for love, we got company!"
Storty: " YOU CHEAT DR. JONES YOU CHEAT!!!!"

I think all of them are so funny, Doom had a lot of really great lines.

However, I haven't seen this one yet, so I'll post it.

-"I hate water, I hate being wet, and I hate *YOU*!"

That change in her voice from hysterical to bubba gets me every time!

Yes, Temple has some hilarious lines! These are among my favorites:

Willie: "We're not sinking, we're CRASHING! AHHHH!"
Shorty: "Lady! I can't BREATHE!"

Indy: "Where's my gun? WHERE'S MY GUN????"
Willie: "I burnt my fingers and I CRACKED A NAIL!!!"

I also think that the scene where Indy is in the room with the candles and he sits up after his epileptic attack and then starts laughing an evil laugh.....I find it strangely amusing.

Though I have to say the best scene of all was when Willie spits on Indy.
I wonder if Kate Capshaw actually did spit on Harrison Ford? :up: