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Forum: Indiana Jones 5 10-29-2017, 10:11 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 726
Posted By Lambonius
Ability to enjoy/be knowledgeable about Indiana...

Ability to enjoy/be knowledgeable about Indiana Jones is inversely proportional to the ability to have a v agina, apparently. Lol
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 10-16-2017, 03:56 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 726
Posted By Lambonius
^^This. Also, KOTCS was bad because it had a...

^^This.

Also, KOTCS was bad because it had a poorly written script with a terribly paced third act and atrocious "comedic" elements that fell very, very flat, turning the whole film into a parody of...
Forum: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 09-06-2017, 04:15 PM
Replies: 354
Views: 34,393
Posted By Lambonius
The novelization is far and away better than the...

The novelization is far and away better than the finished film. It includes the full uncut Nazca cemetery sequence, and features a greatly expanded and much more technologically impressive Akator. ...
Forum: Open Discussion 08-05-2017, 12:58 PM
Replies: 614
Views: 82,464
Posted By Lambonius
You're kind of putting up a strawman here. I'm...

You're kind of putting up a strawman here. I'm not suggesting the game should be realistic in the sense that life is not an action movie, I'm saying that the central mythology of the plot actually...
Forum: Open Discussion 07-06-2017, 10:41 PM
Replies: 614
Views: 82,464
Posted By Lambonius
I picked up Uncharted 4 on the Playstation store...

I picked up Uncharted 4 on the Playstation store a few weeks back marked down for $19.99, and was amazed at how much I enjoyed it. I have always been pretty lukewarm on the series--I have the...
Forum: Indiana Jones Trilogy 05-07-2017, 12:50 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 28,928
Posted By Lambonius
I take issue with the whole premise that the...

I take issue with the whole premise that the movie needs to adhere to real-world logic in order to be "good." How many of us always consistently adhere to supposedly "correct" rational logic in...
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 05-05-2017, 10:21 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 4,554
Posted By Lambonius
Frankly, Harrison IS an old fogie, and his time...

Frankly, Harrison IS an old fogie, and his time as Indy is long past. It has been high time for new blood to take on the character for years.
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 04-26-2017, 11:40 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 4,554
Posted By Lambonius
As much as I am in favor of a new actor taking...

As much as I am in favor of a new actor taking over the role for a new round of younger Indy movies, I DO think that one last Harrison Indy COULD work, provided Disney does a complete about-face and...
Forum: Films 04-26-2017, 11:08 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,707
Posted By Lambonius
The Lost World novel really is a great read...

The Lost World novel really is a great read though. I frankly like it better than Jurassic Park. The movie is a huge let-down though, no question.
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 04-26-2017, 11:04 PM
Replies: 370
Views: 19,718
Posted By Lambonius
Uh...I think you need to have another look. He...

Uh...I think you need to have another look. He looks very different. Also, it's not so much the look that's the issue, it's that he frankly sounds like a growly old man now. His current voice...
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 04-26-2017, 09:04 PM
Replies: 370
Views: 19,718
Posted By Lambonius
They'd need a good voice actor, because Old...

They'd need a good voice actor, because Old Harrison sounds nothing like Young Harrison. No one would buy it. Not to mention the fact that any CGI de-aged Harrison would instantly be the talk of...
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 04-25-2017, 04:41 PM
Replies: 370
Views: 19,718
Posted By Lambonius
I feel like this all but confirms that if Indy 5...

I feel like this all but confirms that if Indy 5 actually happens, it's going to include Ford bookends with a younger actor as the headliner playing a prequel Indy. That honestly seems like best...
Forum: Indy Video Games 03-03-2017, 09:03 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,106
Posted By Lambonius
I hate to say I called it, but... **Just...

I hate to say I called it, but...


**Just kidding. I love being right all the time. :gun:
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 01-08-2017, 12:10 PM
Replies: 813
Views: 48,370
Posted By Lambonius
They didn't de-age Carrie Fisher, they put a...

They didn't de-age Carrie Fisher, they put a recreation of her 19 year old face on a different actor, and had a sound-alike do the voice. Carrie had literally nothing to do with that cameo other...
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 12-04-2016, 03:38 PM
Replies: 813
Views: 48,370
Posted By Lambonius
Until we have any story details at all, I'd say...

Until we have any story details at all, I'd say it's too early to definitively state that that's not what they're planning. Statements from Frank Marshall have no weight at this point because he has...
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 12-02-2016, 07:24 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,420
Posted By Lambonius
I always thought the "savage" remark by...

I always thought the "savage" remark by Dietrich was more in response to Katanga calling Marion a "prize" that had "a certain value where we're headed," heavily implying that the crew was going to...
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 11-30-2016, 09:38 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,420
Posted By Lambonius
This. Raiders, the fact that you think of...

This.

Raiders, the fact that you think of feminism as a solely contemporary issue only highlights your own ignorance of 20th Century American history. Feminism and hippie counter-culture took off...
Forum: Indy Fanwork and Activities 09-29-2016, 10:37 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,729
Posted By Lambonius
This is one of those times when it's literally...

This is one of those times when it's literally painful to see something so god-damned good, but also knowing that it may never go beyond the short concept stage. Here's hoping this makes enough...
Forum: Films 09-19-2016, 10:45 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 835
Posted By Lambonius
Sidenote: Rod Roddenberry is a hell of a name.

Sidenote: Rod Roddenberry is a hell of a name.
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 08-13-2016, 01:00 PM
Replies: 813
Views: 48,370
Posted By Lambonius
That's because George Lucas is a...

That's because George Lucas is a pick-up-his-ball-and-go-home type.
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 06-28-2016, 12:42 PM
Replies: 813
Views: 48,370
Posted By Lambonius
Personally, I'd hate to see them do Fate of...

Personally, I'd hate to see them do Fate of Atlantis as a film. While I certainly agree that the story would have made a good movie, its time has passed. It's perfect as the adventure game it is,...
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 06-26-2016, 02:20 PM
Replies: 813
Views: 48,370
Posted By Lambonius
I absolutely love Harrison Ford. Do not get me...

I absolutely love Harrison Ford. Do not get me wrong. BUT, I do not want to see an 80 year old Harrison Ford playing Indy. Full stop. At a certain point, such a movie would simply not contain the...
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 06-24-2016, 07:38 PM
Replies: 813
Views: 48,370
Posted By Lambonius
This guy again.

This guy again.
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 06-23-2016, 11:10 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,698
Posted By Lambonius
You TFA haters are hilarious. You make it sound...

You TFA haters are hilarious. You make it sound like the apocalypse has arrived.
Forum: Indiana Jones 5 06-22-2016, 05:02 PM
Replies: 813
Views: 48,370
Posted By Lambonius
The problem with Lucas is that he has an utterly...

The problem with Lucas is that he has an utterly terrible sense of humor that has only gotten worse as he's gotten older. I have no qualms with him being on the project as a consultant and idea man,...
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