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Team Indy

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A: Quiet, kid. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Doctor Jones, look out!

(Indy falls into a fifty-foot crevasse.)

I told you, Dr. Jones; you listen to me, you live longer!

Q: (dazed) Got any aspirin, kid?

(Sorry, Shorty, my memory's going; it's been a month already and I completely forgot why!)
 
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Fortune Cookie

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A: Sure! Here, Doctor Jones.
*reaches into his bag, takes out the pill and hands it to Indy*
You be careful now.

Q: Doctor Jones, where are we off to now?!
 
featofstrength

featofstrength

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A: To protect the plate in his head. They had to replace his metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Marion would rev up the microwave, he'd **** his pants and forget who he was for about half an hour.

Q: Why so little love for Temple of Doom?
 
DiscoLad

DiscoLad

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A: Well you see, ToD is the red headed step child of Indiana Jones movies and doesn't belong.

Q: Why do I never hear people refer to Mutt as "Dog"?
(Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff). . . :eek:
 
Team Indy

Team Indy

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A: A mutt isn't a proper dog; it doesn't even have a pedigree, for crying out loud! (Hey, ask a stupid question... ;) )
Q: What if John Williams and Harrison Ford switched places in terms of Indiana Jones movies?
 
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