The Pants Game: Indy-Style

nezobiwan

New member
Ok, don't know if you guys play this or have ever played this here but apparently it's big in the LOTR fan boards and also on the POTC boards once upon a time.

Here's the deal-- you take a quote from the Indiana Jones movies and you replace one word for the word "pants." Step 2: let the hilarity ensue.

Indiana: Give me the pants.
Satipo: Throw me the idol. No time to argue. Throw me idol, I'll throw you the pants.

OR MAYBE...

Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
Indiana: It's not the years, honey, it's the pants.
 

nezobiwan

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Grail Knight: But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you pants, the false Grail will take them from you.

(Btw, notice how I changed "take it from you" to "take them from you." Grammar counts, people.)
 

Indy_Chic

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Ok, I'll have a try,

Indy: Sallah! I said no pants! Thats five pants, can't you count?

Marcus: For nearly three thousand years man has been searching for the lost pants. It's not something to be taken lightly. No one knows its secrets. It's like nothing you've ever gone after before.

Henry Sr: You call this pants?

Bad Guy: You have the pants in your pocket.
Henry Sr: You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid? that he would bring my pants all the way back here?

Vogul: Tell me about this miserable little pants of yours. The pants is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?

Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pants are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.


Any good? :)
 

Johan

Active member
Archaeology is the search for fact... not pants. If it's pants you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.




Indiana: Sallah, I said NO Pants! That's FIVE pants; can't you count?
 
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nezobiwan

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Willie: Give me your pants.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in them!

Archaeology is the search for fact... not pants. If it's pants you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.

*snark* I lurve that one. :D
 

No Ticket

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Short Round: "INDY!!! Cover your Pants!! Cover your Pants!!"
Mola Ram (reaching his hand out): "Oooo galemahhhh..... Oooo galemahhhh!!"
Willie: "OH MY GOD!"
 

Moedred

Administrator
Staff member
Colonel Musgrove: What do these pants look like?
Indiana: Look like? Why, they're right here...
Major Eaton: Good God!
Brody: Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought.
Colonel Musgrove: Now, what's that supposed to be coming out of there?
Indiana: Lightning. Fire. The power of God or something.
Major Eaton: I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this.
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Marion: What do you want?
Toht: Ah, the same thing your friend Dr. Jones wanted. Surely he mentioned there would be other pants parties.
Marion: Must have slipped his mind.
Toht: The man is nefarious. I hope for your sake that he has not yet acquired it.
Marion: Why, are you willing to offer more?
Toht: Oh, almost certainly.
 

nezobiwan

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Henry Jones: Stop. You're going the wrong way. We need to get to Berlin.
Indiana Jones: Brody's this way
Henry Jones: My pants are in Berlin.
Indiana Jones: We don't need the pants, Dad. Marcus has the map.
Henry Jones: There is more in the pants than just the map.
 
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