The Drifter
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all the Ravenheads out there. I hope you all have a safe and fun holiday!
The Drifter said:Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all the Ravenheads out there. I hope you all have a safe and fun holiday!
...and a Merry Christmas to you, you Godless bastard!Montana Smith said:Bah, humbug!
kongisking said:My Christmas present to me:
My first Blu-ray! Woo-hoo!
Brings a smile to know you're the leading poster in this thread!Montana Smith said:Didn't know that set was out.
Rocket Surgeon said:Brings a smile to know you're the leading poster in this thread!
Montana Smith said:It's the decadent capitalist in me!
Last year's season's greetings still hold true...
The Drifter said:What shall Santa wipe with? A mitten? His hat? The Blindmans logo?
Montana Smith said:Wrapping paper.
The Drifter said:That would be kinda rough, no? Maybe tissue paper from gift bags would be better?
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
January 9, 2006
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I assume there is no part of this country where these words are not known to every child. But it exists in no songbook. Who first sang these words, and when and where was it done? How fast did it travel? I think if a sufficient survey was done of adults of various ages, as to when and where they recall first hearing these lyrics, one could reconstruct the migration of this bit of modern folklore. Those who heard it earliest would have heard it closer to its source.
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There are several variants of this song. The one I grew up with was:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel
and the Joker got away (Hey!)
Other reported versions include:
Shotgun shells, Santa smells,
Rudolf ran away,
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a beat-up Chevrolet!
or
Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is dead,
Rudolf got a .22
and shot him in the head.
or
Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells,
BB?s in the air.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in Santa?s underwear!?
or
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
and the Joker joined ballet , Hey!
Finn said:Just be nice, because apart from Santa's elves, it is entirely possible to occasionally catch a friendly, omniscient moderator looming behind the windows as well...
...keeping tabs on you with their all-seeing eye.
The image above contains 37 hidden subconscious messages. Thy WILL do my bidding.
Seconded.Attila the Professor said:To the Raven...the finest bunch of drunks in town. Merry Christmas.