Yo Momma is so ugly she tried out for a part in Raiders and was turned down for being "too ugly". They found this more photogenic person to fill the role.
Your matron is so corpulent, fatuous and rancid when I asked her about Red Tails she hid the remote under the folds of her skin and bellowed I don't watch Pay Per View Porn no more.
Yo Momma is Sooo... Dumb,..... She thought Temple of Doom, was a movie about Kyle Maclachlan, riding Giant Sandworms on Tatooine, and looking for The Spice! And she thought it deserved an Oscar for Best Picture!!!