Rick5150
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Rapid Fire Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a ***** and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a ***** sleeps with everyone except you.
Q: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing, you've told her twice already!
Q: What do you call a man that doesn't use contraceptives?
A: Daddy.
Q. What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to amuse.
Q: What do you say to a woman with small breasts?
A: Nothing.
Q: What's the difference between a ***** and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a ***** sleeps with everyone except you.
Q: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing, you've told her twice already!
Q: What do you call a man that doesn't use contraceptives?
A: Daddy.
Q. What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to amuse.
Q: What do you say to a woman with small breasts?
A: Nothing.