All I ever Really Needed to Know...(Indy Style)

indyflys_solo

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129) Participating in a basket chase can make you feel like a basket case.

130) Whiskey helps in most situations.

131) Under extreme circumstances, throwing a guy out of a blimp is completely acceptable.

132) Don't trust your employer if he tells you not to. (Umm...first sign that something is off.)

133) Beneath all the libraries in Venice dwell rats, petroleum, and dead people.

134) Guys: when a girl takes your Fedora off, this is significant.

135) Flying is necessary, landing is optional.

136) There is ALWAYS a way out. Sometimes you just have to look harder for it than usual.

137) Nazis are bad. End of story.

138) No matter how stupid he may seem, listen to Dad. He knows what he's talking about.

139) Girls: if your former lover accidentally burns down your bar, love him anyway.

140) When all else fails, take a leap of faith. ;)
 

The Man

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141. Punching ladies in the face is only excusable under influence of poison.

142. Slapping young kids in the face is only excusable under influence of "The Black Sleep".
 

The_Raiders

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1. If a butler questions you, you have the right to knock him unconscience

2. Your fedora is worth almost crushing your arm over

3. If someone calls you Junior you have the right to shoot people
 

oki9Sedo

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147. If you get thrown out the front window of a speeding truck, don't worry, there will be a seat waiting for you to sit on.
 

The_Raiders

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The best way to aquire a vehicle (trucks preferebly) is to ride up next to a moving one with a horse, climb on to the side, and throw out the current passengers.
 

The_Raiders

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To show a lady a good time take her to a bar shoot out.

Never open golden boxes

Maharajas are brats

Talking about folklore can insult your host

If your student blinks slowy that probably meens theres a message on their eyelids they want you to know, remember doesn't mean they love you like Indy!!! :eek:
 

WrathofGod

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Generally

1) Go after what you want.:whip:
2) Friends will most likely betray you while you're at it...including primates.:(
3) Shoot first ask questions later.:gun:
4) You may not get the treasure but you'll probably get laid.(y)


KOTCS
1) Dummies watch Howdy Doody before annihilation.:dead:
2) They don't make fridges and sequels like they used to.:confused:
3) There was a gopher plague back in 1957.:eek:
 

Dr Bones

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If a huge bald german guy picks on you...give him is props. :rolleyes:

Fedoras are like boomarangs.

Don't forget your ticket when flying Zeppelin airways.

Remember your Charlemagne.

Don't call anyone Junior.

In the dark, whips look a lot like snakes.

Girls can really drink!

The song "Anything goes" sucks in other languages too.

It's not the years, it's the mileage.

Bronze medalions get hot when in burning bars.

If facing an angry cobra...best do it from behind glass.

There's nothing you can posess that someone cannot steal.

First date?? Check the monkey.
 

Dr Bones

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Blasphemy is intolerable...you are never too big to get a slap from your old man.

Snake Surprise...not much of a surprise....try the soup.

Never wave a sword at a guy with a gun.

It's not always as close as it looked...or as easy as it used to be.

Whips...in the hands of the inexperienced may cause self injury and even scarring.

Coathangers are scary.

Hood ornaments are not designed to support the weight of an adult male.

Rubber stamps can be very loud.
 
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