Ask a Stupid Indy Question, Get a Stupid Indy Answer

KDuncan

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Not sure if this has done before on here... :p

First, you ask a question, then someone answers with a.. sort of funny answer, hence the name.

Like this:

Q. Why does Indy hate being called "Jr."?

Next person:

A. Because dog names are so much more hero-like. (sorry, best I could do on short notice)
Then they post the next question.

I guess I'll start...

Q. Why does Indy hate snakes so much?
 

intergamer

New member
Vogel you did that intentionally, didn't you?

A: I don't know, but I wouldn't mind getting an opportunity to find out!

Q: Why is Indy bored all the time when he lectures?
 

IAdventurer01

Well-known member
A: It would just be wrong if he drooled over himself during class.

Q: Why does Indy wear a leather jacket in the jungle?
 

theinfiniteweird

New member
A: Since it got taken from him in the temple, he hadn't taken it off since, and it got stuck.

Q: Why is Indy so unfair to the big guy with the big sword?
 

indifan101

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temple of john said:
A: Sallah get's Indy's leftovers in the bedroom.

Q: Why would he wear a leather jacket in a jungle when it is 120 degrees?


A. He's Indiana Jones! And without the leather it looks bad!

Q. Why would Indy be wearing a long sleeved shirt in a desert area?
 
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IndyBuff

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indifan101 said:
A. He's Indiana Jones! And without the leather it looks bad!

Q. Why would Indy be wearing a long sleeved shirt in a desert area?


A. Because deserts can get very cold at night and Indy's always prepared. :whip:

Q. Why did Marcus get lost in his own museum?
 

Pandora

New member
A: Because their imperfectness supports Indy's self-esteem.

Q: Where did Short Round got his name from (not in reality - it was a dog I know - in the movie?

Cool thread by the way!!!
 

No Ticket

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A. He really liked the fudge snack cakes. Mmmm...

Q: Why does Indiana choose to carry a WHIP of all things?

EDIT: (Oh I didn't realize it was a two pager, lol)


A: Short Round probably got himself a girlfriend and quit hanging around some dirty archaeologist.

Q: Same as the one I tried to ask before. lol.
 

Viper

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A: Because it scares away the snakes!

Q: Why do all of the Indy-girls seems to hate hime for most of the movies?
 
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