Well, as you seemingly find this type of jokes amusing, here goes...
President Bush was on a visit at a farm in Wyoming. There, he saw a little boy playing with horse droppings. Curious man he was, he closed in and asked the boy what is he doing.
"This is the government," the boy replied. "This one's Rice, this is Rumsfeld... that slightly bigger one is Cheney, after all, he is more important, right?"
"I see," Bush said and smiled, obviously amused by the kid's antics. "And which one of them is the President?"
"There is no president... I haven't found that big pieceas**t yet!"
President Bush was on a visit at a farm in Wyoming. There, he saw a little boy playing with horse droppings. Curious man he was, he closed in and asked the boy what is he doing.
"This is the government," the boy replied. "This one's Rice, this is Rumsfeld... that slightly bigger one is Cheney, after all, he is more important, right?"
"I see," Bush said and smiled, obviously amused by the kid's antics. "And which one of them is the President?"
"There is no president... I haven't found that big pieceas**t yet!"