Originally Posted by Moedred
Did this game come from a Star Wars bulletin board?
(Inspired by the start of Episode III)
...so fat, she survived in the desert one thousand years without grail water.
...so fat, she already had seagulls circling her on the beach.
...so ugly, the chilled monkey brain registered one final thought: "Damn, she ugly."
(And so forth.)
Nah, I just thought of it...never even been to a Star Wars fan site...