^^Walks to the bay area every morning to buy 2lbs of lobster, 3lbs of halibut, 6lbs of shrimp, and four large snow crabs. Takes them to the nearest Chinese buffet and has them prepared with curry that is made in the deepest, darkest jungles of old India, ghost chilies from the highest and most barren peaks of Peru, sauces made from the rarest and most prized tomatoes ever grown by mankind, and Old Bay seasoning from the nearest super market.
Has their lunch with an army of terracotta warriors, laughing dinosaurs, and Mick Jagger.
They laugh and act up until the chef demands they leave, but instead of calling it a night they head to the nearest pub which is called "The Old Hag". They order a pint of the strongest lager, and proceed to sing "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" until the sun rises in the east.