Yo Momma! Indy Jokes

Goodeknight

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Yo Momma so ugly, the Grail Knight said, ?I know she chose poorly. Damn, you ugly!?

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Yo Momma


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Henry W Jones

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Here's one Rockets gonna love!!!!!!

Your momma's so self-centered, obnoxious, and loud I had to keep saying, "SHUT UP WILLIE!!!"

Yo Momma is so old when I met her I said, "Have you seen this before" and you said, "Nobody seen this in a hundred years"

Yo Momma is so old she was a royal bather for Nurhachi
 

Henry W Jones

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Yo Momma is so ugly she tried out for a part in Raiders and was turned down for being "too ugly". They found this more photogenic person to fill the role.

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Palaceslave_82

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Your mama so fat,Indy yelled for Sallah,and yo ma thought he said, "salad" and evacuated the buffet line.

Your mama so fat,she woke up with "Anything Goes" stuck in her head,then realized Willie Scott was performing on her ass,thinking it was the stage.
 
Your matron is so corpulent, fatuous and rancid when I asked her about Red Tails she hid the remote under the folds of her skin and bellowed I don't watch Pay Per View Porn no more.
 

DiscoLad

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HenryJunior said:
Yo momma didn't choose wisely, she chose the whole menu!

Yo momma so fat they had her role set as the submarine in Raiders, but they couldn't get the shot that wide...
 

Sea Monarch

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Yo Momma is Sooo... Dumb,..... She thought Temple of Doom, was a movie about Kyle Maclachlan, riding Giant Sandworms on Tatooine, and looking for The Spice! And she thought it deserved an Oscar for Best Picture!!!
 
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