Raiders of the Lost BALLS!

DoomTown

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Holy smoke my BALLS!!! I'm so pleased your not dead!!!

(This one MAY have been done before, oh well...)
 
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DoomTown

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Crystall Skull edition...

The Ugha word for gold translates as "BALLS."

"Keep your arms above the surface. When the BALLS comes back, grab on."

"He's a good kid, Marion. You should get off his BALLS about school."

"Nazca Indians used to bind their BALLS with rope to elongate the skull like that."

Indiana Jones: "How did Deidra take the news?"
Dean Charles Stanforth: "How does any wife take such things? The look on her BALLS is a combination of pride and panic."


Indiana Jones: "What's your mom's name again?"
Mutt Williams: "Mary. Mary Williams. You remember her?"
Indiana Jones: "There've been a lot of BALLS, kid."
Mutt Williams: "Shut up! That's my mother you're talking about! All right? That's my mother."

Indiana Jones: "I think I'd cover my BALLS if I were you."

Mutt Williams: "There's no Sears and Roebuck here! Grab the BALLS!"

Indiana Jones: Say "BALLS."
Mutt Williams: What?
Indiana Jones: Say "Grab the BALLS"!
Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the BALLS!


Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Imagine. To peer across the world and know the enemy's BALLS. To place our BALLS into the minds of your leaders. Make your BALLS teach the true version of history, your BALLS attack on our command. We'll be everywhere at once, more powerful than a whisper, invading your BALLS, thinking your thoughts for you while you sleep. We will change you, Dr. Jones, all of you, from the inside. We will turn you into us. And the best part? You won't even know it's happening.


Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: "No defiant last words, Dr. Jones?"
Indiana Jones: "I like BALLS."

Mac: "You're lucky I turned up, Jonesey. Dovchenko there wanted to blow your brains out. That's the third time I saved your BALLS."

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DoomTown

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Better version:

Indiana Jones: "How did Deidra take the BALLS?"
Dean Charles Stanforth: "How does any wife take such things? The look on her face was a combination of pride and panic."

;)
 

DoomTown

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Last Crusade BALLS edition

Walter Donovan: Germany has declared BALLS on the Jones boys.

Panama Hat: Small BALLS, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Too small for two of us.
Panama Hat: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my BALLS from you.

Professor Henry Jones: The quest for the grail is not archeology, it's a race against BALLS. If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the BALLS of the earth. Do you understand me?

Professor Henry Jones: It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading BALLS instead of burning them!

Professor Henry Jones: Oh... BALLS that pass in the night.

Indiana Jones: Don't get sentimental now dad, save it until we get out of here.
Professor Henry Jones: The floor's on fire... see... AND the BALLS.

Professor Henry Jones: Did I ever tell you to eat up? Go to bed? Wash your BALLS? Do your homework? No. I respected your privacy and I taught you self- reliance.

Professor Henry Jones: But in the Latin alphabet, "BALLS" begins with an "I".


Walter Donovan: Well, Marcus, we're on the verge of the greatest discovery in the history of mankind.
Marcus Brody: And you're meddling with BALLS you can't possibly comprehend.

Indiana Jones: Come on, Dad! Come on!
Professor Henry Jones: What about the BALLS? We're not going on the BALLS?

Indiana Jones:All I have to do is squeeze.
Elsa: All I have to do is scream. :D

Professor Henry Jones: I misjudged you, Walter. I knew you would sell your mother for an Etruscan vase. But I didn't know you would sell out your country and your BALLS... to the slime of humanity.

Professor Henry Jones: We named the BALLS Indiana.

Walter Donovan: I trust your trip down was comfortable, Dr Jones. My BALLS didn't alarm you, I hope.

Indiana Jones: They got a tank... 12 pound BALLS.

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Col. Detritch

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Mac: Ballsy!

Henry Sr: The BALLS of God!

Indy: I think you just Brought BALLS... to a gun fight!

Henry Sr: Elsa didn't really believe in the BALLS... she saw them as a prize!

Indy: I never understood BALLS dad... NEVER! And neither did mum!

Salah: Drop your BALLS... please?!

Indy: ...all I want is the BALLS!

Donovan: Not THAT/ THOSE BALLS, the other BALLS!

Vogel: Your presence is requested at the highest BALLS.

Shorty: No time for BALLS we got company!
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Shorty: No time for love we got BALLS!

Indy: The BALLS Lao! The deal was for the BALLS!:hat:
 

DaFedora

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Raffey said:
ELSA: You have your father's eyes.
INDY: And my mother's BALLS. But, the rest belongs to you.
ELSA: Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for...


(y) (y) Now THAT... is... really... a... sickening image coming to mind :) :)
But a great quote if someone talks about your ancestry and you really can't stand the guy/girl making that comment :) Gotta remember that one
 

DaFedora

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Raffey said:
ELSA: You have your father's eyes.
INDY: And my mother's BALLS. But, the rest belongs to you.
ELSA: Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for...


(y) (y) Now THAT... is... really... a... sickening image coming to mind :) :)
But a great quote if someone talks about your ancestry and you really can't stand the guy/girl making that comment :) Gotta remember that one
 

DaFedora

New member
KVoss you're killing me ! Ahahahhaha !:D

Indiana Jones: "How did Deidra take the news?"
Dean Charles Stanforth: "How does any wife take such things? The look on her BALLS is a combination of pride and panic."

Vogel: Your presence is requested at the highest BALLS.

OMFG ! ROTFL !! If only those were actual blooper scenes :) Priceless
 
How did you know she was german. she talks in her balls. you are old enough to be her grand balls . I'm as human as the next Pair of balls. I was the next pair of balls.


I thought Archaeologists were funny men running around looking for their balls...

YOUR BALLS.
 
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mattzilla2010

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After reading through this entire thread, these two from '05 are by far my favorite. I laughed quite hard.

John McClane said:
"Care to wet your balls, Marcus?"

"Your trip down was comfortable, Dr. Jones? My balls didn't alarm you, I hope..."
 

Indy1Jones2

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Indy:Give me the ball. Satipo You throw me the idol I throw you the ball no time to argue. Ok give me the ball. Adios sienor.:D
 

Team Indy

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This time, the thread-killing is intentional.

I will now kill the thread by posting the only thing I can, since we've exhausted enough BALLS.

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I'm sorry for the ads, but this was the only YouTube music video I could find.
 
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