Adamwankenobi
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I just stumbled upon this thread today. It is the greatest thread in the history of the internet. I believe Kali herself took time out from her busy schedule being a god, and blessed this thread.
tocksic said:Other goals the IJTFA wants to achieve:
- start a petition that Mr. George Lucas apologizes for the so called "Young Indiana Jones Chronicles", wich the IJTFA knows is not canon! We have proof!
- all Indiana Jones novels, comics and games must be banned from the international market (except those incontrovertible based on the movies)
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull must be shown to the IJTFA management before it hits theatres to assure the quality is right and the movie does not interfere with our vision of the franchise
- The IJTFA will repeatedly articulate its dislike for Mr. Sean Patrick Flannery
Furthermore I would like to show you the offical IJTFA shirt. This you can wear on may 22. It will show everyone in the theatre who to ask about hardcore-indy-trivia. Like what gum Harrison Ford was chewing 3 hours before shooting the 8th take of the truck chase.
Show your TRUE Indiana Jones fanatism and enlist today!
p.s.: We are watching you Shia LaBeouf! One wrong thing and Kālī destroys your bumblebee!
So, you're hinting that someone's hardballed him?Attila the Professor said:Anyone think that maybe, just maybe, Sankara is deciding to not show any offense, since a graceful and good-natured response to this is the only real option afforded him?
Johan said:Apparently Marcus Brody retired from the museum and became a barber...before he died he gave mutt a haircut...hence the bad pompadoure.
I propose to the IJTFA that this is not how we want Brody to be remembered...and should not be canon.
tocksic said:edit: I almost forgot: The pictures in "Indy's home" are obviously promotion stills from the previous movies. This is unacceptable! Outrageous! The movies were not out in 1957 - how can he have promo-stills in his house? If they're going to do some time-traveling in KotCS it would ruin the whole franchise! The IJTFA is on alert!
tocksic said:Furthermore you maybe have seen the new propaganda-video on Indianajones.com. On behalf of the IJTFA I would like to state:
The bedroom is not canon!
Violet Indy said:Why? Because it wasn't in Raiders? and the house isn't canon coz we know Indy's still at Marshall College ergo he would be at the same house! Miscontinuity!
tocksic said:
Our intel-departement also provided me with the new KotCS logo, wich will premiere in the trailer next month.
The new logo Beware of spoilers! (seriously)
Johan said:Shia joins American Idol
Attila the Professor said:Also, he's got to be senior faculty now.
oki9Sedo said:I know he's referred to as "Dr. Jones" rather than "Professor Jones" in the original trilogy, but he does mention that he's a Professor to the chief village elder in Temple of Doom, and I think the larger government agent in Raiders says he's a Professor as well. That would make him senior faculty.
Attila the Professor said:I don't mean in terms of whether he's fully tenured or anything along those lines - I'm using senior in a less technical sense to suggest age, maturity, and good standing as an academic. But, your point is well taken.
Indy_Chic said:Whoa! This thread is crazy yet most amusing...
Shia: '...And now I dedicate this song of love to my adoring fangirl Indy Chic...'
Violet Indy said:Wait Indy Chic, aren't you suposed to be with Indy? How dare you cheat on Indy? Now where's my frying pan?!