What would happen if...

DoomTown

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Lonsome_Drifter said:
Marcus would have had to grab an axe to chop it down so he could steal more of Dr. Jones' apples.

What if Willie fell in love with Chattar Lal?


Lal was clearly infatuated with Blumburrt. Blumburrt even mentioned he was...ahem..."interested".
 

The Drifter

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KVoss said:
What if the Maharajah was interested in Shorty???

Well, Shorty did ignite that "flame" of love between them. He held that "burning" desire, and even fanned the "flames". Okay, I'll stop with the puns, but I could see the Maharajah and Short Round living together in a nice condo near the ocean somewhere as adults.

What if the ants succeeded in taking Indy's hat into their lair?
 

DoomTown

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Lonsome_Drifter said:
What if the ants succeeded in taking Indy's hat into their lair?


They would put it on Dovchenko's head, laugh at him, take pictures, then eat him. Final insult to injury.
 

The Drifter

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KVoss said:
What if Kazim didn't have any matches in the Venice catacombs???

He would have grabbed two old bones from the crypts and rubbed them together; trying his damndest to make a fire.

What if the fuel that was pouring out from Lao Che's plane had landed on the Shaman's head?
 

DoomTown

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Lonsome_Drifter said:
What if the fuel that was pouring out from Lao Che's plane had landed on the Shaman's head?


He already thought Shiva was pissing on him and his village, why would that be any different??? :D
 

DocWhiskey

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I'm guessing the village would be a bit dissapointed but remember...


THE STONE WILL BE FOUND! YOU WON'T! HAHAHAHAHA!!
 

The Drifter

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KVoss said:
What would have happened if Marcus DID find the Grail before everyone else???

Poor Marcus would have crossed the seal, and fell into one of the fissures made by the resulting earthquake.

What if Mala Ram looked this this:
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If some of the kids found the remaining stones...

...and mistakenly reduced them to the diamonds inside...

...and swallowed them to smuggle them out...

...would the kids glow when close together...

...would they control the power of Shiva...

...Indiana Jones and the Children of the Corn, um stones...
 
Lonsome_Drifter said:
Poor Marcus would have crossed the seal, and fell into one of the fissures made by the resulting earthquake.

What if Mala Ram looked this this:
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That would have made Mola Ram the thing of nightmares...
 
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