Originally Posted by replican't
People here talk about changing that formula to accommodate pensioner Indy, and fail to see the boat has sailed a long, long time ago. Why, in God's name, why would you want to do that? Just so you can see Indiana Jones at the cinema again?
Have some dignity.
Indy's worst enemies are his his fans. They'd have him return for one more go, only to end up being more pathetic than the Grail Knight.
Or the formula will be amended to accommodate him, and it won't be Indiana Jones but something else merely bearing his name.
Indy pimps will whore their hero until he can barely stand, and his clientele will only be composed of a very small number who get the hots for that kind of thing.
Hence, a niche