The FILM quote conversation (any film ever made) -THE SEQUEL
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Montana Smith
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Faamily Guy
LOIS! Oh thank God you're here, Lois! It was all her friends, they, they were doing marijuana and heroin! And they were taking Exema and touching each other!
(Stewie)
LOIS! Oh thank God you're here, Lois! It was all her friends, they, they were doing marijuana and heroin! And they were taking Exema and touching each other!
(Stewie)
Dr. Gonzo
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
The wire transfer came straight through from Kentucky, and the bank has agreed to gap-finance the rest. But there are a few hooks on it, so take a pew for a spell. Number one, the bank wants a drug screen for everybody on the boat, before they'll forward the money.
The wire transfer came straight through from Kentucky, and the bank has agreed to gap-finance the rest. But there are a few hooks on it, so take a pew for a spell. Number one, the bank wants a drug screen for everybody on the boat, before they'll forward the money.
Montana Smith
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Family Guy
Peter: Oh, oh. Funny sailing story. All right, this guy's on his boat, in the middle of the ocean, right, and he sees a little black dog. And let me tell you, this dog's been swimming for days, and he stinks like a dead otter, right?
Lois: Peter, maybe this isn't the place for...
Peter: Hang on, Lois, hang on. So the guy takes the dog into the vet. And the freakin' vet tells him, get this, "It's not a dog. It's a rat." A big, stinkin' Mexican rat. True story.
Peter: Oh, oh. Funny sailing story. All right, this guy's on his boat, in the middle of the ocean, right, and he sees a little black dog. And let me tell you, this dog's been swimming for days, and he stinks like a dead otter, right?
Lois: Peter, maybe this isn't the place for...
Peter: Hang on, Lois, hang on. So the guy takes the dog into the vet. And the freakin' vet tells him, get this, "It's not a dog. It's a rat." A big, stinkin' Mexican rat. True story.
Goodeknight
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((okay, is it possible to rename this the "Family Guy/Life Aquatic Quote Conversation?"))
Montana Smith
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From Dusk Till Dawn
I seem to have touched a nerve. Don't be so sensitive, Pops, let's keep this friendly. But you're right, enough with the getting to know you s**t. Now, there's two ways we can play this hand. One way is me and you go round an' round all f***in' night. The other way, is we reach some sort of an understanding. Now, if we go down that first path at the end of the day, I'll win. But we go down the second, we'll both win. Now, I don't give a rat's ass about you or your f***in' family. Y'all can live forever or die this second and I don't care which. The only things I do care about are me that son-of-a-b**** in the back, and our money. And right now I need to get those three things into Mexico.
(Seth)
I seem to have touched a nerve. Don't be so sensitive, Pops, let's keep this friendly. But you're right, enough with the getting to know you s**t. Now, there's two ways we can play this hand. One way is me and you go round an' round all f***in' night. The other way, is we reach some sort of an understanding. Now, if we go down that first path at the end of the day, I'll win. But we go down the second, we'll both win. Now, I don't give a rat's ass about you or your f***in' family. Y'all can live forever or die this second and I don't care which. The only things I do care about are me that son-of-a-b**** in the back, and our money. And right now I need to get those three things into Mexico.
(Seth)
Montana Smith
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Dust Devil
Let?s see now. Bullet wound. Bullet wound. Burning. Ah, here?s our girl. We?ve got just about everything on her. Massive tissue loss, severing of limbs and major arteries, evisceration, partial cremation, sexual mutilation, possibly even cannibalism. You?ll appreciate we?ve had difficulty pinpointing the exact time and cause of death. We found a clock wedged up her snatch for God?s sake.
(Leidzinger)
Let?s see now. Bullet wound. Bullet wound. Burning. Ah, here?s our girl. We?ve got just about everything on her. Massive tissue loss, severing of limbs and major arteries, evisceration, partial cremation, sexual mutilation, possibly even cannibalism. You?ll appreciate we?ve had difficulty pinpointing the exact time and cause of death. We found a clock wedged up her snatch for God?s sake.
(Leidzinger)
DocWhiskey
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The Wolfman
You've done terrible things, Lawrence. Terrible. Things.
You've done terrible things, Lawrence. Terrible. Things.
Montana Smith
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The Silence of the Lambs
Life's too slippery for books, Clarice. Typhoid and swans came from the same God.
(Hannibal Lecter)
Life's too slippery for books, Clarice. Typhoid and swans came from the same God.
(Hannibal Lecter)
DocWhiskey
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The Dark Knight
I'm just a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just...do...things.
I'm just a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just...do...things.
Dr. Gonzo
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Taxi Driver
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Dr. Gonzo
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The Big Lebowski
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