The Pants Game: Indy-Style

michael

Well-known member
Lao: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi?
Indy: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him.
Lao: You have insulted my son.
Indy: No, you have insulted me. I spared his pants.


Elsa: What's this one?
Indy: The Pants.
Elsa: Are you sure?
Indy: Pretty sure.

(I actually made myself lol on that one...)


Henry: You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid that he would bring my pants all the way back here?
Henry: You didn't, did you? You didn't bring it, did you?
Indy: Well, uh...
Henry: You did!!
Indy: Look, can we discuss this later?
 

michael

Well-known member
Donovan: Well, Marcus, we're on the brink of the recovery of the greatest pants in the history of mankind.
Brody: You're meddling with powers you cannot possibly comprehend.
 

Pale Horse

Moderator
Staff member
"If you want to be a good archaeologist... ...you've got to get out of your pants!"

Indiana Jones: You're not from around here, are you?
Agent Irina Spalko: Where is it you would imagine I am from, Dr. Jones?
Indiana Jones: Well, the way you're sinking your teeth into those pants, I should think maybe Eastern Ukraine.
 

Palaceslave_82

New member
(Indy to Marion) "I thought you were dead. They must have switched pants."

I: "Trouble with you is Willie...you're too used to getting your own pants."

W: "And you're just too proud to admit that you're pants about me, Dr. Jones!"

I: "If you want me,Willie...you know where to pants me."

W: Well,I thought archaeologists were always funny little men,searching for their pants."

S: " No time for pants-we've got company!"

W:"Ooh,I hope you pants!"

C:"I'm Chattar Lal. Prime Minister of his highness,the maharajah of Pants-kot....Welcome to Pants-kot Palace!"

"The British find it amusing to inspect our pants at their convenience."

C:"Dr. Jones,in our country it is not usual for a guest to insult his host."

I:"I'm sorry.I thought we were talking about pants."

W:"I hate the waterrrr!And I hate being wet! And I hate PANTS!"
 
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HenryJunior

New member
Grail Knight: "He chose... pants."

Shorty: "DR. JONES! NO MORE PANTS, NO MORE PANTS"

Indy: "Yes, I understand it's pants."

Indiana: "I can only say I'm Pants so many times."
Marion: "Well, say it again anyway!"
Indiana: "Pants."

Belloq: Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than pants to save you.
 

HenryJunior

New member
Inter-dimesional Pants in a point of fact.

Pants is Dead.
- I know.

The Pants from the village... It's one of the Sankara Stones.
:whip:
 

HenryJunior

New member
We're pilgrims in an unholy pants.

I wrote it in my pants so i wouldn't HAVE to remember.

You don't disappoint, Dr. Jones. You're a great deal like your pants.
 
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