Ancient aliens

Stoo

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Dogon Dudes

So, like, the Dogons are, like, this African tribe who, like, KNEW for a long long long time about a star that you can't see with, like, your naked eye. The dudes with the telescopes only found it, like, a few decades ago but these Dogon dudes knew about it, like, a gazillion years ago, man!

The star is, like, what they call a white midget and it's supposed to be really heavy, man. I mean, like, TOTALLY HEAVY. These Dogon dudes knew about that, too!

What's even freakier is that, like, the Dogon dudes knew EXACTLY how long it takes for the star to complete, like, it's orbit and they party like wild animals every 60 years to, like, celebrate. We're talkin' full-on blow-out bash, man! And they've been doing it for, like, ever!

Think about it, dudes. That's like, pretty trippy!:eek:
 

The Drifter

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Montana Smith said:
cos like I haven't seen a little green man in like five minutes.

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Gear

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I've never seen a little green man, while on mushrooms. But I swear to God I met a magickal goatman. ;)
 

Montana Smith

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Mickiana said:
As if the head wasn't enough, that piercing tops it off! Which part of LA or NY is that person from?!

I think this one used to hang around Ithaca, NY. Notice how the hair cunningly disguises the skull:

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Montana Smith

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WillKill4Food said:
In all seriousness, what effect does that have on the person's brain functions?

They are the real life coneheads. In 2004, on a remote island in the South Pacific, exclusive footage was shot of 'headbinding' or skull elongation which the Lonely Planet said had ".. long since died out". On what became an impromptu, largely unplanned adventure-filled 'expedition' the filmmakers found that not only were these 'longfala hed' Small Nambas tribe members alive and well, but contrary to Lonely Planet's assertion they were binding the heads of new-born babies - in time-honoured fashion. Led by their 'progressive' chief, they had moved out of the dense jungle to the shoreline just weeks earlier. In this clip "longfala heds' listen to an island string band ... Where big heels are beaten by a long head By Sunanda Creagh - Sydney Morning Herald Posted Wednesday, October 27, 2004 Concepts of beauty are relative. If you want to pay a Vanuatuan a compliment, call them a Longfala Hed. The pidgin English term for intelligent has its roots in an incredible form of body modification: head elongation.And according to Kirk Huffman, an expert in head elongation, those who practise it wonder why others do not. "From the point of view of the cultures that practised head elongation, it's best to describe it as head beautification," says Huffman, a research associate at the Australian Museum. Huffman, an anthropologist, has studied the practice for more than 20 years on Malakula, Vanuatu's second largest island, which boasts a proud tradition of binding babies' skulls to produce a cone-shaped head. "Some cultures are into pyramids; these cultures are into cones," says Huffman. The process is simple but laborious. About a month after birth, the baby's head is smeared with oil to soften the skin. A soft bandage made from the inner bark of a banana tree is then wound tightly round the head, and covered by a woven basket. To keep the cap in place, the head is bound again with fibre. The process is repeated daily until the child can walk, producing a conical head. The technique was carried out on both men and women and can still be found in parts of Vanuatu. It was considered aesthetically desirable, but Huffman says Vanuatuan head elongation also has cultural significance. "In southern Malakula many cultures have a belief in a spiritual hero called Ambat, who had a very long head. There's also a belief that head beautification increases your memory," he says. Huffman says head binding does not mean squashed brains. "If it's done properly, there are no side effects," he says. Head elongation has been practised in many places. One South American culture specialised in "bi-lobal modification", tying a string around the head so that it would grow into two bulbs. "There's an Indian tribe in Columbia who are nicknamed plate-heads because up until 1947 they were binding the skull in a way that flattens but makes it round," says Huffman. Europe has also embraced head modification. One 17th century French text recommended midwives bind the skulls of babies to increase memory storage space. Huffman says it continued into the 19th century in parts of France, Germany and Eastern Europe. The last known instance was recorded by a doctor in a French mountain village in 1925. For Huffman, head binding has to be put into a cultural context. "It's considered beautiful and why not? Humans throughout the world have done all sorts of things to their bodies. Look at white women today - they wear high heels and get Botox ... "I remember sitting in the capital of Vanuatu looking through a modern fashion magazine. People from the outer islands who had come in with me picked up one of the magazines and said, 'I feel sorry for them.' I said, 'Why?' and he said, 'Look, they're all starving. They are not being fed enough.' "I just laughed and said, 'They think that's beautiful."'

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Montana Smith

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Rocket Surgeon said:
Now THATs the most interesting part...no elaboration, what a shame.

Sounds like he's met a few of them in person, and found them to be mentally normal...

Though it is intriguing what happens to the brain, and how stretching and squishing affects the electrical signals.

While looking for the Huffman quote I did notice some sites postulating whether head binding could have something to do with creating the hive mind!
 

adventure_al

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Montana Smith said:
Ah, ye olde art of head binding.

Playing devils advocate here. From the pictures it doesn't have the usual shape of skull subject to headbinding. Its not elongated at the back but instead much more even and in proportion.

Ceratainly an unusual find if nothing else.

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Stoo

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adventure_al said:
Ceratainly an unusual find if nothing else.
Several elongated skulls have been found before this one. A couple of them almost reach the same proportions/dimensions of the skull in Indy 4!:eek:
 

WillKill4Food

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Montana Smith said:
Sounds like he's met a few of them in person, and found them to be mentally normal...
I don't want to sound elitist/imperialist/etc., but it seems like it would be difficult to gauge how neurally "normal" tribes(wo)men are, given the language and cultural barriers and the fact that the people the anthropologists are studying have (presumably) been so cut off from the civilizations the researchers come from. It would be interesting to see if any psychologists have taken the time to look into that.
Montana Smith said:
Though it is intriguing what happens to the brain, and how stretching and squishing affects the electrical signals.
I can see how there would be no "squashing," but it seems to me that any "stretching" or abnormal growth patterns resulting from the binding would necessarily lead to some (potentially debilitating) aberration; for instance, if the shape of the brain is not affected and only the skull grows into the more oblong shape, there would at the very least be some increase in vulnerability to concussions, no? Less protection for the brain? I don't doubt that they are able to function in their tribal roles, but I find it hard to believe that there would be no negative side-effects if they were in Western society. As Rocket points out, some elaboration on what "done properly" means might be in order. With limited tools, it seems likely that at the very least there would be a lot of bindings not "done properly."
 
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