Yo momma so ugly, she tried using the fertility idol. It just looked at her and said: "Lady, get real!"
Yo momma so ugly, when the ghosts came out of the Ark. They took one look at her and went back in.
Yo momma so fat, she got stuck at the enterance to the Well of the Souls.
Yo momma so fat, Jock's plane could'nt get liftoff.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought Indy said, "Cakes. Why did it have to be cakes?" And, was the first one in.
Yo momma so ugly, the Australian Climber turned her down.
Yo momma so fat, the gong in Club Obi Wan failed to shield her.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought the village shaman was Phil Spector.
Yo momma so fat, the elephant rode <b>her</b>.
Yo momma so ugly, the Thuggee mistook her for Kali.
Yo momma so skinny, she fell through the cracks of the rope bridge.
Yo momma so short, she did not pass the height requirment for the minecarts chase.
Yo momma so fat, she thought Shorty's name was Fudge Round, and tried to eat him.
Yo momma so ugly, she was in the freaks car on the circus train.
You momma so dumb, she lit a torch in the crypt full of petrol (Wait, Indy was also!)
Yo momma so ugly, Hilter signed her grail dairy, <i>"Get a facelift, love Hitler."</i>