Harrison the Dependable Expendable!
I'm not on the Twit bandwagon, but just read on yahoo news that Harrison Ford will be ratcheting up the already high Testosterone level on the freakshow of awesomeness known as the Expendables franchise!
Apparently, Stallone offered Bruce Willis $3 million for a paltry four days of shooting for the Expendables 3! Willis declined, demanding $4 million instead, bringing it to a cool million per day! Stallone, and co. refused AND IMMEDIATELY APPROACHED HARRISON FORD!
Ford said he is game, and within 72 hours, Bruce Willis was replaced! Stallone, disappointed with Bruce dropping out, tweeted "WILLIS OUT...HARRISON FORD IN!!!! GREAT NEWS!!!!! Been waiting years for this!!!! GREEDY AND LAZY...A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILURE."
An Insider adds, "I think Willis was surprised he was replaced in 72 hrs by Harrison Ford-a better actor, a much nicer person, and a more interesting direction for the film"
Looks like Ford is the Dependable Expendable (please, no diaper jokes. Give Harrison some cred!) I'm totally psyched with this news, since I enjoyed the other 2 flicks! But more importantly I'm jazzed that he's very game for this! Proves he's still got plenty of mileage in him, and more adventures waiting to happen!!!
Guess Bruce can always go running back to M. Night for another film.....Um, on second thought, maybe he should have stuck with the gang. Shamalan's movie's have been misfiring lately!
If Exp 3, reveals Harrison's character wearing a 30's style fedora, the way Chuck Norris tipped the hat to his legacy in Expendables 2, I will probably howl with laughter, and be "giddy as a school boy!"