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Old 04-12-2008, 03:51 AM   #5
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Oh god... I just picked up Earnest Evans again for the first time in ages and.... guess what chases Indy... I mean Earnest after you steal the golden idol from the first temple....


....yeah, a giant boulder. And this game's a ***** on top of being a plagiarist. The control is totally unresponsive, the animation ugly and and the physics oblique and confusing.... At times Earnest can seemingly scale walls....



Edit.... the wall scaling seems to be a feature rather than a glitch. Really poorly implemented.

And I got a power-up whip a minute ago and it came with some headgear-- a fedora!


Yeah... then I died and got the game-over... whatever. Not worth your time, folks. Move on, nothing to see here. Train wreck and such...
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